Ring ring ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone!

[funvee]

•○ANSWERING MACHINE MEME○•



Please Leave a Message After the Beep!

How do?

1.  Post with your character! Leave their name and series in the header if you so wish.

DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK!

Add a a sentence or two with what your character's answering machine message would be.  It can be as simple as 'Leave me a message and I'll get back to you' or be more creative and come up with something really cute and IC.

2. Respond to other people's posts and leave them some very urgent (or not so urgent) messages.

3. Go check your own answering machine and call those guys back!

Originally posted by professaaaahhh  but it's about time it came back around.

Comments

Silas Botwin / Weeds / OTA

[lifeisjustblah]

"You've reached Silas. Can't answer the phone right so leave one. I'll hit you back."

Irene Adler || BBC Sherlock || Open

[womanwhobeatyou]

"Business or pleasure?"

Post-Reichenbach sound appealing?

[notquiteheartless]

Lightning Farron | FFXIII

[pulsecrush]

Lightning Farron. Leave a message or try again later.

[fangyunoerba]

Really gettin' sick of this phone tag Light.

Chihiro Fujisaki | Dangan Ronpa

[mustgetstronger]

"Hello, you've reached Chihiro Fujisaki! I'm sorry, I-I'm away from the phone right now, but if you leave a message with your number I'll try to get back with you! Thank you again and - Um, sorry!"

Britta Perry | Community

[britta_ftw]

Hi, hello, you've reached Britta Perry. Sorry I can't take your call right now, but just leave your name and number and I'll be sure to get back to it right away. Hasta la later, yo.

Eleventh Doctor | Doctor Who

[aintno_grave]

-- Sweet Rassilon on a bike! How did that get there?! No, no, no! Get that, get, get it off! Now! What is it doing? It's just -- oh gosh, it smells. It's in my mouth now and -- ack, ack. I can taste it, ugh --

[pinkandyellow]

-o do not pick the yellow one. Not even if it's glowing. Especially not if it's glowing. You're gonna need that password from a minute ago, I dunno, apparently it's some kind of fish. Just- Doctor- remember- not yellow!

Barry Wheeler | Alan Wake (pre-game) | OTA

[phonecalls]

Lucky you, you have Barry Wheeler's personal cell number. Unlucky you, I'm not picking up right now. If you're not Al, leave a message after the beep.

If you are Al, you'd better keep calling until I pick up, because you and me--we gotta talk about what happened last night. I've already got papers calling my other phone, and if we don't get our stories straight, this could be a PR nightmare.

Abbie 'AJ' Jansen // OC // OTA

[thislastrequest]

Hi! You've reached AJ. I'm obviously not here right now, but if you leave your name and a quick message, I may or may not get back to you.

Pao-Lin Huang / Tiger & Bunny / OTA

[i_am_not_cute]

"Hi, this is Pao-Lin. Sorry I've missed your call, but if you leave your name and number after the beep I'll get back to you as soon as I can, okay? ...beep! Hehehehe."

Gamzee Makara | Homestuck OU

[hystericull]

"Uhh... hello? Fuck. .......How's a brother get to do this shit, again? ...Helloooo?"

Orson | Record of Lodoss War

[berserked]

...

[BEEP.]

Alan Wake | Alan Wake | OTA

[clicker]

Go away.

Lily Rammsteiner | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage | OTA

[cried]

"Wow! It just went all beeeeeeeep! ... Oh! Am I supposed to say something now? Um, hi! This is Lily. Sorry I couldn't get to the phone, but leave your number and I'll call back as soon as I can! Bye!"

Heine Rammsteiner | DOGS: Bullets&Carnage

[weisshaar]

"....Leave a message or whatever, I guess. If I don't answer it's 'cause you're either Badou or I don't want to talk to you. ...Bye."

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock

[the_new_sexy]

[default response]

The person you are attempting to reach is not available. Please leave your message after the tone.

[womanwhobeatyou]

Of course you wouldn't have personalized your voicemail. I should have changed this too when I had the chance.

Derek Bliss | Vampires: Los Muertos

[rather_be_surfing]

*Computerized female voice comes on the line*

"The person you are attempting to reach is currently unavailable. Please leave your name and information after the beep. Once you are finished, you can hang up or stay on the line for other options."

[Beep]

Molly Hooper || Sherlock

[wealldosillythings]

"Hiiiiii you've Molly -Oh, and Toby!- Hooper, please leave a message and I'll get back to you soon!


...Meow!" *BEEP*

Rose Tyler | Doctor Who

[pinkandyellow]

Hullo, this is Rose. If you're from Torchwood, I've told you a million times, call the work number. Otherwise, leave a message. Except you, Mum. Stop leaving me messages.

And Doctor- if it takes more than six messages to say, it's gonna have to wait. Seven if the world's ending, eight if there's a sale.

Azrael | OC | OTA

[ex_oblige932]

How did you get this number?

Rapunzel | Tangled | OTA

[hairflyingheartpounding]

"Is it-- Oh! It is! Hello, you've almost reached Rapunzel! But... Not quite. I'm out now, but if you leave a message, I can get back to you when I come home!"

Mycroft Holmes: Sherlock

[bigbrotheriswatching]

You've reached Mycroft Holmes, department of fruit and agriculture. Please leave your name and number after the tone, as well as the date and time of your call. I will return your message as soon as possible.

Taiyou Amemiya | Inazuma Eleven GO

[glassworkgenius]

Hi~! This is Amemiya Taiyou. If I'm not answering right away that means I've probably snuck out to play soccer. (Don't tell the nurses!)

Kirito | Di[e]ce

[knightinagameofdice]

"Please leave a message after the tone."

Rory Williams || Doctor Who

[theroman]

"Hey, you've reached Rory Pond-Williams, I can't get to the phone right now, but I'll try to get back to you. Bye."

Arthur Pendragon || Modern AU Merlin

[redestined]

"Hello, this is Arthur's phone. I'm not saying my full name because if you're calling this number on purpose then you know what it is. For the love of everything good in the world, please don't make me have to switch phone numbers again.

Leave a message after the beep and I'll be sure to get back to you."