anyone else have a weird boner rn?

[inborn]

TRY AND TURN THEM ON

Easier said than done, huh? Or, maybe, in this case we should twist that into easier done than said.

HOW TO P L A Y
- NO BLANK COMMENTS. They will be deleted.
- Your character has been charged with turning on someone/the Bakerstreet collective itself with a simple sentence or phrase. Choose their words...wisely. Put them in your top level.
- Did they succeed in their mission? We'll let you know.

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Jeno Gallacher | Alchemy Stars | OTA

[originsleight]

Front row seats to the next performance on the Emerald--Are you interested?

[...JENO...]

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

[She stretches theatrically.]

Ooooh, I'm SO tired after this sweaty workout...is there ANYONE who can help me unhook my bra?

[curse_of_boy]

Is that really all it takes to get most of the people you know?

[nutkrusher]

Usually I don't even have to work that hard.

Usually I'm not on such short notice, though.

[curse_of_boy]

[Ranma gives a shrug.]

Fair enough, usually when you're doing stuff like that it's somebody you know rather than a stranger too. Right?

karlach | bg3 | f/f

[hotasfuck]

Turn around, drop your drawers, and tell me which hole to lick.

[travel_agent]

Damn, always this bold?

Libra Sforza (MBCC Chief) | Path to Nowhere | M/F

[shackledandbound]

Your room or my office? Pick one, and pick quickly--Nightingale's going to be here to give her report soon.

basim/loki | assassin's creed | ota

[vengeancecreed]

I do not think you will be successful, but you are welcome to try. [ Go on, amuse him. He is not without weaknesses. ]

[alivian]

Hmmm. I'm sure that would stir the ego of many to hear such a challenge and promise as that.

[Alivian shifts his weight and slightly tilts his head as he considers how he feels about such words. Not negatively, to be certain.]

[vengeancecreed]

[ A subdued look of amusement crosses Basim’s face. He is more mysterious and in such cases, playful than before he gained deeper knowledge of himself and his past. ]

One such as yourself? The stir of one’s ego is a dangerous calling.

[alivian]

Hmm, no, not particularly. If my ego was large, I think my current path would be very different.

[The tail that laid limply behind himself gives a tentative wag, and the ears beneath his wool hood perk up.]

Or at least, I would hope my ego is subdued enough that I feel no need to recklessly indulge it.

[vengeancecreed]

[ Have a sly smirk along the corner of his mouth in response. The beard does not do much to obscure expressions. If anything, it has a way of punctuating them.

Does this being not understand the assignment or was he hoping Basim would rise to the challenge? ] You say this, and yet here you are.

I have not met a being such as yourself, though not everyone I have known has been human. [ Including himself, but he appears as such. ] I am Basim. What do I call you?

[alivian]

[Even though his gaze is difficult to see unless up close, he does notice that slight smirk. Being called out for even being here, however, has the faintest dusting of red crossing his face.]

...I'm a wolf. My name is Alivian.

[His tail gives a bit of a wiggle.]

...I just meant... hm...

[He reaches up to scratch the back of his head, broad shoulders hunching slightly. His lips press tight for a moment.]

I say such things, but, yes, I am definitely here.

[It had been easier to talk and pretend that he was unaffected. Even this concession comes with some difficulty.]

Kaladin Stormblessed | The Stormlight Archive m/f

[stormthestormingstorm]

[This is so stupid. There's no way something like that would work but after some cajoling, he finally agreed to try.

So he's just going to march his seven foot tall built-like-a-brick-shithouse in a sharp blue military uniform self over to the chosen target, look her dead in the eyes and.]

I can lift you over my head.

[moonbunnyusako]

[Serenity is surprised when she’s approached by the military man and he utters that simple statement. Given that strength is one of her biggest turn one she can’t help but reply.]

Is that so? Prove it then.

[stormthestormingstorm]

[Oh.

If it isn't obvious he wasn't expecting her to agree. Storms, aren't ladies like her supposed to not want to be carried around like a sack of potatoes?

Maybe he could just walk away but, it's too late to back out now.]

Fine.

[Stepping up, he hesitates a moment before putting his hands under her arms and with no apparent effort just lifts her straight up above his head as promised.]

[moonbunnyusako]

[Serenity can see how surprised he is by response. She manages to keep from giggling, not wanting to offend him or have him think she’s just a silly girl. It does take a bit of effort though, and she can’t help her smile.

As he lifts her up her grin grows]

Oh you are a strong one. Can I keep you around for when I need things just out of reach?

[Which given fully grown she’s only 4’11” that’s every day.]

[stormthestormingstorm]

[Well, she does have a nice smile. Even if it is met with what seems to be a scowl permanently chiseled on his face as if from stone. Well, mostly, there might be a little flicker of something nearing a smile. If she squints a bit.]

I have other things to do.

[Wait, that sounded rude.]

Uh, that is. That might interfere with my duties.

[Nailed it. But now he's wondering how long he should stand here holding her like this when a thought occurs.]

You aren't afraid of heights, are you?

[moonbunnyusako]

[Serenity is used to looking closely at facial expressions and can see that little flicker.

She can also see how he’s trying not to be rude, even if he is still uncomfortable or unsure in the situation.

His question about heights makes her chuckle.]

If I was I wouldn’t have even teased about you picking me up. As it is I’m just enjoying the view and pretending I actually am tall for a change.

Though you have more than proven you can lift me if you’re ready to put me down.

[stormthestormingstorm]

[If it seems like that it's only because... well, he is. Pick any battlefield and he'll be at home on it but this has never really been his forte. At least in his mind.

But she seems to be enjoying herself. He'll just see after this next part.]

Alright. As you wish.

[He takes a moment, draws in a breath and for just an instant his eyes glow with a blue light. Then he releases his hold on her suddenly but instead of falling back to the ground she just stays there, floating in midair.]

[moonbunnyusako]

[Serenity is a bit surprised at his words. Even more surprised when he lets her go. A half second of panic and then she realizes she’s still floating.

Which earns him a delighted giggle.]

Oh this is fun!

[She gives him an excited smile.]

Are you able to lift me higher? Or fly me around?

X | I'm Gonna Be A Big Baddie | ota

[x_is_x]

I mean it. Whatever you want.