No rabbits were harmed

[feudalfairytales]

"The rabbit died" is an old saying meaning one is pregnant, coming from the now no longer practiced rabbit test.


Congratulations!

You're pregnant. Knocked up. Eating for two. Have a bun in the oven.
Insert your own cliched phrase here. No matter how you say it, you're downright fertilized. Even if you're not typically in possession of a womb, somehow it happened. Are you scared? Happy? Gassy? A combination of everything? And who's the father, anyway?

1. Post with your character with their name and series in the subject line. If
you want to avoid any of the options, this would also be a good place to
list them.
2. This is one of those RNG memes, so you'll want to go to our good friend Random Number Generator and roll 1-6 for how far along you are. Or just pick what one you'd prefer.
3. If you're replying to someone, roll 1-4 for how you factor into this madness!



So, how far along are you anyway?

1. Two months - Sooooo all this sickness is kind of annoying, isn't it? At least you can still fit in your old clothes, right? And ugh, is it just you or can you smell the butter cream frosting from the bakery four blocks down the road? Gross.

2. Four months - Okay, so things are getting a little tight. Time to break out the flowy stuff!

3. Six months - OH MY GOD IT'S AN ALI-- oh, no. It's just the baby moving. Although it's still kind of creepy, isn't it?

4. Eight months - Please. Please let it be over. Have mercy.

5. Overdue - C'mon kid! I'll buy you a pony! NO! TWO PONIES! My baaaaaack.

6. In labor - Exactly what it implies. You're having that kid! Will you use an epidural? Go natural? Curse and rage at the person who got you into this mess?

7. Wildcard - Your choice!

What's your role in this whole mess, person replying?

1. YOU ARE THE FATHER - Well, now you've gone and done it. Are you going to take responsibility, or head for the hills?

2. Friend - You may not have done the deed, but you're going to be there to help your buddy. No matter HOW weird the circumstances!

3. Enemy - Do you feel a 'HAW HAW' coming on? This is just too funny.

4. Wildcard - Second verse, same as the first.


[not my meme. shamelessly copied. much love and credit to the very first poster!]

Comments

Chika Fujiwara | Kaguya-sama | OTA

[subject_f]

[ The preggers party. Any sort of set up is welcome. ]

Kei Kuruma | Getter Robo Armageddon | OTA

[machspeedrill]

[ She is the one who knocks (your character up) ]

Lissa | Fire Emblem Awakening | OTA

[partyhats]

[ Time to make Owain happen? ]

lilium ( original )

[stamens]

[ it can be play, given his work, or legit, given his shapechanging. info in journal! ]

Venat (Smutty Version) - Final Fantasy XIV - OTA

[motherkinkoflight]

((Very much the mother, and very happy to be having the baby...when she's not dealing with the drawbacks of pregnancy. Open to all prompts, and open to her having more than one kid...or even inhuman babies upon request))

Cor Leonis - Final Fantasy XV - OTA

[immortalmarshal]

((While in other situations, he would be the Father... In this case, it could be for many reasons that he ends up being pregnant. He's an Omega; it's because of magic; a Divine Being is messing with him; there's Aliens/Science involved - take your pic! Either way, he's going to be a Reluctant Grump for much of the time, regardless of the prompts.))

Tessa | Tales of Legendia OC | OTA

[merinesexual]

[Definitely the one pregnant. Very AU & Crosscanon friendly, and given the circumstances--Assumed CR is welcome.]

Stelle | Honkai Star Rail | OTA, F/M preferred

[rip_homerun]

[Definitely the pregnant one. See journal for any limitations, but otherwise--Go wild.]

μ | Caligula Effect: Overdose | OTA, but F/M preferred!

[myusical]

[Her world is virtual, and given the nature of what she can do in Mobius--If it's someone's desire to get her knocked up, it's not impossible.]

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

sonya blade | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[earthrealmblade]

[Who wants to deal with a rather grumpy military officer (or FBI agent in the mk1 storyline) while she's pregnant with Cassie!

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ This is currently where she is in canon. ]

Chika Daimon | Digimon Savers (epilogue) | OTA

[scatterflower]

[The pregnant one. And she's far too happy about it considering she's 15. ]

just tags this instead of the last thread oops

[gaolato]

[ Aoi is also 15 and too happy about knocking up a girl who... isn't even one of her Precure teammates. Somehow this girl she just met ended up pregnant first.

Probably because she wanted it way more than even Himari.

Aoi hugged her from behind, nuzzling against her neck and... oh yeah, her erection was poking at Chika's butt. She had a girl she'd knocked up in her arms, she couldn't help it. ]

How's mama feeling right now?

haha, this works

[scatterflower]

[ Chika giggles, wiggling her butt up against Aoi's erection as the other girl nuzzles against her. She's definitely not surprised to see that Aoi's already hard. Chika's very obviously showing at four months, after all.]

Slightly less horny than you, apparently. [ She pauses for a moment, then smiles as she just lets Aoi continue to nuzzle her. ] But also good. And happy. And not nauseous. Also a little sore in the chest.

[ Not that she sounds all that upset about it; she was starting to lactate of course her chest was sore. And while there were probably a lot of practical stuff they needed to discuss since... well, baby, talking about them while both she and Aoi were horny probably wasn't the best idea.

Well, except for one thing, at least.]

How are the other girls feeling about this? Any of them trying to rush to having your second kid?

[gaolato]

[ ...are they even hornier now? Both of them? Aoi did tireless research about the safety of pregnant sex, and thankfully it's more than healthy. ]

That's... not hard, huh?

[ One of those hands wandered up to very gently fondle one of those sore breasts. Just a gentle massage. ]

...I think Himari seriously wants to join you now that she's seen it happen.

[scatterflower]

[ Well, Chika's not sure about Aoi, but pregnancy has definitely made Chika hornier. She's still not sure why that is but she's not complaining. ]

Maybe?

[ She lets out a happy sigh at the feeling of Aoi's hand on her chest, and moans out a little, pressing her chest up against Aoi's hand, not even caring about the slight amount of milk coming out of it and onto her shirt. Maybe she should've worn a bra today but whatever she was hanging out with Aoi it's not like their clothes were going to stay on for long anyway. ]

Yeah, I guess that's not surprising considering everything you told me. Maybe at some point we could get together with her and see if you can make that happen? [ She pauses.]

Assuming your parents won't go nuclear on you for getting another girl pregnant. [ Which well, probably wasn't what she should be worried about, but the idea of being in a polycule (or frankly, just a harem of Aoi's) with her and others pregnant at the same time is something that really got it's claws in Chika since she and Aoi met.]

[gaolato]

[ Whatever her hormones or kinks were doing to her...

Aoi couldn't resist a girl pregnant with her own child.

Although she really ought to slurp up some of that milk, instead of wasting all of it. ]

They're dealing with this better than I expected, so... I think Himari will be fine at least. Might wanna wait for the others.

[ Love is important, although they're harping on her grades as hard as ever. She need to take good care of these girls! ]

[scatterflower]

[Yes Aoi you definitely should be drinking up the milk coming out of Chika right now. And she smiles after hearing that how well Aoi's parents were taking things.]

That's good. Now we just need to make sure Himari-san actually wants that, then we can start working for it. [There might be a chance that Chika's more excited at the thought of Aoi getting Himari pregnant than Aoi is. Not really all that likely, but possible.

Either way, she wiggles up against Aoi's body again, butt rubbing up against the other girl's cock for a few more moments before she speaks again. ] Anyway, help me get these clothes off?

// @fixerbrew

[excorpo]

(another day, another day of tests. v has gotten used to the poking and prodding and other than her medications making her nauseous after she takes them in the morning, she can't complain too much. she's getting impatient, though, sitting on the exam table waiting for a blood draw before she can go home for the day. it’s her least favorite sort of day; medical instead of physical therapy or sparring. she holds on to knowing that she'll be cleared for implants before too long and when the time is right, she and hands can make their move.

the tech finally comes in and very unceremoniously (but at least efficiently) draws a sample and sends v on her way. maybe she could afford a detour down to jig-jig street for some toys that hands sorely lacks at his disposal...at the very least, a new set of lingerie. standing in front of a display window, v takes out her phone and sends a quick text, better late than never.)

making a quick stop then I'm headed home right after if anyone asks.

[fixerbrew]

[ He sees the message and notes it but doesn't reply immediately, suppressing the urge to write her back anyway. His focus is instead on the meeting he's attending at the Arasaka offices. Knowing that V will be home soon is enough to flip his attention back to the task at hand. Projections, goals for the next 3, 6 and 9 months. The kind of thing that he's incredibly prepared for, as always, and walks his peers through the numbers and strategies when it's his turn. This is child's play to him.

As the meeting comes to a close, he sees one of the executive assistants let himself in and doesn't think too much of it. Not until that assistant leans into Hands' boss' space and whispers something privately, sharing a datapad before excusing himself. Then Hands can practically feel a stare burning into the side of his head.

He's held back and it's not until everybody leaves the datapad is slid quickly across the table and he has to reach out to stop it flying off the shiny, slippery surface. ]

What am I--

[ His optics catch enough of the words to build a picture very quickly. And then his optics snap up, expression clamped down so hard he looks like stone. ]

Do I need to remind you that she is the property of Arasaka? This is an outrage.

[ For a moment, Hands' heart rate speeds up and he's not sure if his boss knows the truth of the matter. ]

I see you have not got the control you think you do over 1012-Victor. Whoever she parted her legs for... it does not matter. Termination is the only option. Get her and bring her to the facility. This will happen today.

[ He should be burning with indignant rage at the comments, but even that's too dangerous to react to. And it's only his experience that keeps his expression separated from how he feels. He frowns then, forces himself to look disappointed when in reality there's a tornado of feelings spinning up inside him. ]

Of course. I had thought my control was... iron-fisted.

[ The dark humor seems to get a hard-won lick of amusement out of his boss. ]

Leave it with me. I'll ensure this situation is resolved satisfactorily and immediately.

[ He excuses himself then, stepping out of the office and tapping out a message to V as he heads for the underground parking lot. ]

Splendid. Stay there.
Don't leave again until I return.

[excorpo]

(she's in the midst of checking out when his reply comes; really v has learned he doesn't text very much unless necessary and for them, not having their exchanges in writing is good practice. in fact she hadn’t expected a reply from hands at all. the splendid is registered along with the instructions not to leave which piques some concern but mild enough that v doesn't ask.)

sure, was gonna take a nap anyway

(she isn’t usually one for naps but with her body adjusting to everything. v finishes up her shopping and heads home as promised, finding the apartment empty as expected. hands works a lot, maybe even more than he ever did as a fixer, but she knows he isn't just tending to arasaka but making their other plans. she tucks her purchases---a surprise!---where she can get to them easily the next time they're in bed and lays down.)

[fixerbrew]

[ He doesn't rush where he can be seen and that's perhaps the hardest thing of all. Patience is a virtue, and yet every fiber of his being wants to be within reaching distance of V.

So it isn't for another 25 minutes he eventually shows up at the apartment, leaning back against the door for a moment before pushing away and searching out his younger lover. ]

V?

[excorpo]

(she doesn't hear hands come in; v is asleep, turned on her side and half-covered by a blanket. she does, though, hear her name on some level and stirs...but isn't awake enough to respond.)

[fixerbrew]

[ There's a moment he affords them both as he stands at the door and looks at her. Just an hour ago they had some kind of stability, even if it had been a temporary one. Now everything is different and he sighs as he finally pushes off the door frame and walks in, sitting on the bed beside cheek. ]

V.

[ A hand slides gently over her shoulder, fingers brush tenderly against her face. ]