Yahoo answers

[sarabi]

THE YAHOO ANSWERS MEME

No question is a stupid one. There may, however, be stupid answers.

● Blank top levels are encouraged in these parts. The re-re-remix here is that instead of the usual subject line, you'll put a question that your character wants to know the answer to (but has been too afraid to ask).
● Other characters will provide the wisdom only crowd-sourced internet answers can provide! Sincerely or trolling, they'll put their two cents in.
● Thread-jacking will happen in this meme. Somebody might jump into to correct an inaccuracy. Maybe a keyboard warrior wants to start a flamewar. Or, you know. You might just be an idiot and everyone everywhere needs to be informed of that.

Comments

What does "Simp" mean?

[nailed_navigation]

[anoctagon]

It's an acronym standing for "Squirrels in my Pants".

[intertwinedfates]

If you find out, let me know. [He's been called that, too.]

[heavensfist]

[ If not for this place, Tifa would have no idea either, but she's learned some things. ]

You have somebody you love. I don't think that's a bad thing, but I've heard the word used when a guy is doing a lot for a girl to get her interest.

Can people cursed with gender-swapping get pregnant?

[catsgothistongue]

[PLEASE TELL HIM NO]

[havenomercy]

I'd have to run some tests...

[jelliclerats]

I've seen it happen.

[ No he hasn't, but he will definitely try to bully him into believing it can happen. ]

Re: Can people cursed with gender-swapping get pregnant?

[spacetogrow]

I'd assume you'd need to stay in a form capable of getting pregnant for long enough. I can see if I can find a druid who can maintain a different humanoid form for more than a few hours and ask them.

If a women has starch masks on her body does that mean she has been pargnet before.?

[all_seeing_eye]

[treebornekettlegirl]

I think you mean pageant.

[candybomb]

Am I greggnant??

What are some good warrior cat names?

[emotional_business]

I need five names. Three names for three black cats, one for a white cat, and one for a brown cat please.

[fiendishfeline]

Duncan, for the brown one if it's a male. You failed to mention that detail about all of them.

[nailed_navigation]

Bishamonten would make for a lovely warrior cat. Bishamonten is a God of War after all.

[wallace_wells]

Please tell me you're not a crazy cat person now.

[treebornekettlegirl]

Better idea: Get rid of the cats. Get literally anything else.

[Ignore her, she's biased.]

mun was such a Warriors kid omg

[headhooligan]

Why… warrior names?

Are we talking like, Genghis Khan? [A pause.] Bone-crusher?

[imorko]

Shadowskin, Fallenshadow, Nightbird, Lilypad, and Bramblepaw.

Why does my butt hurt?

[ourlittlenordicangel]

Best way to make my son more respectful to me and less disobedient and ungrateful?

[stupanda]

[insistent]

Treat him with the same respect you expect from him and see where it leads.

Re: Best way to make my son more respectful to me and less disobedient and ungrateful?

[spacetogrow]

Be worth of respect.

What's the most filling food, for you? Can I ever stop the hunger?

[humantruth]

[She's so hungry, always.]

[sp00kyl0li]

Have you tried human flesh?

Best way to cure a gender-bending curse placed on my son?

[motherknowsless]

[hatician]

I have a few items in stock that would take care of that in a jiffy! What's the nature of this unfortunate curse?

Where am I?

[13sugars]

[catsgothistongue]

Hell.