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[newsockfeeling]

FIGHT NIGHT ( insult meme ) Moms of history were right on one thing: there are going to be people in life you just don't jive with. Where those maternal figures got in all wrong, though, is the part where they told you not to say anything at all if you can't say anything nice. Nah. Sometimes, those jokers ASK for trouble, and you've gotta come out swinging verbally. HOW TO PLAY - As average memes go, this one follows. Comment with your character and limits, along with any triggers that might come up with negative CR. - If a character doesn't like your character's stupid face, it's on like Donkey Kong. - Let's sling some insults.

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Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Chucky | Chucky

[buddymcstabs]

Line the fuck up, assholes.

[sisterimperator]

[ Sister Imperator looked down at the doll. ]

Really?

[buddymcstabs]

[ the doll is 29 inches tall and sounds like the most grating grownass man in the world ]

Really. Bring it on, I've heard them all.

[sisterimperator]

Well, let me tell you -

You're not cute at all.

[buddymcstabs]

[ he gasps dramatically, hand going to his chest. it's like he's been shot. ]

Oh sweetheart, darling, babygirl, that's all you got? "Not cute"? Come on, try a little harder. You've been given an opportunity here, seize it with both hands, prove all those blonde jokes wrong.

[sisterimperator]

[ She simply smiled. This was the first that she'd heard the blond stereotype applied to her. Anyone else would have been too afraid. ]

That's all I have to comment on, as your appearance would have been your saving grace. Anything else is immaterial.

[buddymcstabs]

Wow, so it's all in the surface for you, huh? Aren't you religious types supposed to be all about inner beauty?

[sisterimperator]

[ She looked down at him as though he were a cockroach. ]

There's no inner beauty here to speak of, Chucky.

Besides, wrong religion.

[ ooc; Sister Imperator has psychic knowing, which gives her insight into the people she talks to. Let me know if it's okay that she's divined his name and nature - if not, I can change my tag! ]

[buddymcstabs]

[ ooc; ttly cool, it's all fun ♥ ]

Look, you can't expect me to keep up with all the nonsense you people come up with. Which one's yours? The pasta one? Did your god touch you with his holy noodly appendage?

[sisterimperator]

[ She rolled her eyes. ]

The Satan one.

[buddymcstabs]

Oh no girl, reconsider, he'll never treat you right.

[sisterimperator]

And the other one would?

[buddymcstabs]

No, fuck the other one. Fuck both, actually. Damballa Forever.

[ he gives two thumbs up ]

[sisterimperator]

I'm surprised he even listened to you, but well... There's always a price.

[buddymcstabs]

I get to live forever but I will never be cute again. Oh, what a terrible curse.

What's your deal? Sold your soul?

[sisterimperator]

And be a menace to everyone at large. What eternal bliss.

No selling needed. I gave it willingly.

[buddymcstabs]

I sense some sarcasm in your tone. What's wrong with being a menace?

[sisterimperator]

There are menaces that serve a purpose, and menaces that irritate - like a fly.

beatrice | umineko | ota

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ushiromiya battler | umineko | ota

[honkaku]

[voicetesting]

[mariaushiromiya]

You’re a stupid head, and you’re wrong about magic. Maybe Maria will make a spell to make you smarter, but that would be like really hard.