Operation Rizz the Bakerstreet Universe

[lilpoundcake]

FLIRT WITH EVERYONE. EVERYONE. Them. Them. Them. Them too. Don’t forget them. You have one goal here. Whether they’re your type or not, whether they’re out of your league, whether this is all banter funsies or serious attempts, you need to flirt with everyone on this meme. Everyone. Everyone. Better have those lines at the ready. Now. Go. How to Play - Leave a top level. - Quickly turn around and start shotgun scatter tagging everyone in the vicinity. I’m talking bulk tagging. Nuclear grade flirtation. It doesn’t matter if your character would never do this or if they have no game. Flirting is happening all over.

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Goro Akechi | Persona 5 franchise | ota - m/m

[detectiveprinceakechi]

[shimmying_cowgirl]

I'm not your gender of preference, but I will still say you're handsome! If you need somebody to piss off your fans, I've got no problems with their anger being directed at me after some mischief.

[detectiveprinceakechi]

Thank you very much for the offer. However my intention isn't exactly to anger my fans, you see.
To be honest, especially any relationship with my preferred gender as you put it, would be needed to keep under wraps, if I don't want my reputation to be ruined.
But even if that weren't the case, you're quite right, any partner of mine would probably face some rough times, if I didn't keep them a secret.

carrie.

[prayercloset]

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

[cherrybombpie]

[ In the distance, you can hear the sound of a koto playing a melancholy tune... ]

OH GOD BAHAHAHAHA

[catsgothistongue]

[Oh.

Oh fuck this.

Maybe if he's quick and quiet enough, he can get out of here before-]

I literally have not played this lady in a decade (ouch I'm old)

[cherrybombpie]

[ Was that... the familiar scent of roses...?

A dramatic flurry of black petals swirled up and around him.

Yes, they had paralysis powder on them. ]

OHOHOHOHO~!



[ ooc; of course, feel free to have him dodge and escape any paralysis/sleep powder! ]

[catsgothistongue]

[And there's the smoking gun. Or in this case, fuming rose. There's a common adage: Fool him once, shame on you. Fool him twice, shame on him. Fool him an unjustly amount of times, and it's just getting old and predictable now.

Needless to say, Ranma's not planning on getting paralyzed again, no sirree! Before the flurry of petals reached in, the martial artist leapt back in the air and landed a good distance away. Landing on his feet and watching the petals fall uselessly to the ground, the martial artist was backing up and looking all over for his "beloved" admirer.]

Give me a break...

[cherrybombpie]

[ There she was! Standing atop a street lamp! Satin ribbon flying behind her in spirals! ]

Ranma-sama~! ♥

[ She leapt off in a graceful pirouette, somehow 100% expecting that he would catch her. ]

[catsgothistongue]

[Normally Ranma would've, if out of instinct to seeing falling women. This time, he steps to the side to let the girl land normally. Hey, she's graceful enough to land on her own without him needing to catch her, right?]

Hello to you too, Kodachi.

[Most people would pick up the flat tone of 'I really would prefer to see anyone but you right now.

The Kunos aren't exactly most people unfortunately...]

[cherrybombpie]

[ She landed in a heap beside him with a pained cry. ]

Oh! My ankle! Ranma-sama - I thought -

[ Kodachi let out a big, watery sniff, clutching her ankle before bursting into wet, rolling tears. ]

You - you - you!!!

[catsgothistongue]

[Is it bad the sight of her faceplanting was slightly amusing to him? It must be what they call schadenfreude. Though that feeling of amusement quickly gave way to worry and concern when she actually starts crying waterfalls.]

H-Hold on, I'm sorry! Don't cry, please, let me-

[Curse his weakness to crying girls.

Ranma knelt down to check on Kodachi's ankle to see if it was seriously hurt.]

[cherrybombpie]

You let me get hurt! I thought - !!!

[ And just as he knelt down to inspect her ankle, Kodachi suddenly wrapped her arms around him with surprising gentleness.

A few moments later - in a soft, wondering voice - ]

You care after all. ♥

[catsgothistongue]

OOF-

[... How many times has he fallen for the wounded gazelle act at this point? The sudden feeling of arms grasping around him nearly made him almost fall back.]

I thought you were hurt! Lemme go!

[cherrybombpie]

I am! You hurt my feelings! And my ankle, too.

[ She lifted a slender leg up, gesturing to said ankle. ]

This is your fault and you have to take responsibility.

[ Kodachi pouted, gazing up at him from beneath long lashes.

And with that decided, she snuggled up to him, laying her head on his chest with a little giggle of glee. ]

Riki Samejima | River City Girls / Kunio

[head_bancho]

[shimmying_cowgirl]

You look like one of those tough-guy types. Maybe you'd take me for a ride sometime? I'd return the favor!

Wolfman | Darkwood | OTA

[crywolfie]

[shimmying_cowgirl]

Redhood is a different sort of bounty hunter, but you still blow me away, handsome~

[crywolfie]

Well, look at you — hell of a morsel to come walking up to me.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

I know I look small, but I'm more than a morsel, Mr. Wolf. Be careful, or I might just knock you off your feet.

[She offers out her hand.]

I'm Bridget, a bounty hunter.

[crywolfie]

[ Very small, indeed. A nasty, rugged claw finds their hand, shaking it.

But there is ... an internal conflict about this one. ]

Knock me off my feet? Coming after my heart, already?

I have no name. You can stick to Wolf.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

[She giggles softly at his response.]

Maybe, at the very least, I wouldn't want you to treat me like I was made of glass.

[Presuming things got physical between them, Bridget is still feeling out how she felt about this guy. Though she wasn't kidding about finding him handsome.]

Wolf it is then! A pleasure to meet you.

[crywolfie]

You wouldn't? Then how exactly would you want me to treat you, bounty hunter?

[ There is still something off about them, but he can't quite pin it down. The conversation monopolizes the moment. ]

No need for pleasantries, you'll find I don't partake in them.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

As an equal. Not drawing too much blood, but I wouldn't be upset over a few scratches and bites.

[No blood kink to speak of, but she has fun with rough play from time to time. It seemed like Wolf's sort of thing.]

I do mean it when I say it's a pleasure to meet you, but I can understand if you're more about actions than words.

[crywolfie]

An equal? You'll need more than scratches and nibbles for that.

[ The tone he uses is more teasing than anything else, really. It's definitely his thing. ]

I value bite more than bark, yes. I find one to be more persuasive than the other.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

Oh? Well I'd save that for some sparring. I don't mix violence with my pleasure that much.

[Some moderation there, but she's not opposed to it.]

Then there's something else I need to discuss with you, just to make sure there's not any unwanted surprises. I'm a trans girl, do you have any issues with that?

[Simple and to the point.]

THERE it is.

[crywolfie]

[ ooc: coming out to say that hi I love the GG series (im also youzansen's writer if youve seen her) -- wolfie here was confused because Bridget looked like a girl but smelled like a boy. He's also a huge boomer and not caught up with the times so he has no idea, lol. writer out. ]

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[ It all takes second stage when they make their confession. ]

T-Trans girl? Like the chemistry shit?

[ Completely unaware. ]

[shimmying_cowgirl]

(ooc: Ooh okay, yeah I've seen you around I think!)

[Bridget quirks a smile at that. It's cute to see him a little confused, especially when he was trying to act tough earlier.]

I'm transgender. That means that while I consider myself a woman, my body is what you'd expect from a man. So, to put it bluntly, I have a penis.

[crywolfie]

That explains your smell.

[ Huh -- must be an outsider thing. People, or, well, the things that came out of the Darkwood ... they didn't exactly have much of a conscience for that kind of stuff. If she finds it endearing, she'll find it plenty more when he kneels down to her height. ]

I'm a walking middle finger to nature's ways, girl. I don't think I'm the one to judge what you are, if that's what you were worried of.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

[It's charming in its own way. She considered disputing it, but she didn't know Wolf well enough to know what he meant just yet. So instead she wraps her arms loosely over his shoulders when he kneels down.]

I had a feeling you wouldn't be awful about it, but I wanted to be sure it wouldn't be an issue for you before things got a little more physical between us.

[crywolfie]

[ She’s confident about this, he likes that — not anyone has the guts to touch him like this. Plenty of outsiders are usually afraid. He guesses he’s the outsider here. ]

Physical, eh? I take it you’re here for more than to just stroke my ego, then.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

[A blunt, but not malicious-seeming wolf-man was definitely not the most out-there individual she has come across.]

You're interesting enough, and on good enough behavior, that I may stroke a lot more than just your ego.

[She even brings a hand up to stroke the side of his face.]

[crywolfie]

[ How brave of them. The Wolfman doesn't falter, does not pull away, gaze caught in hers. ]

Is that so ... and what is stopping you, morsel?

[shimmying_cowgirl]

I'd like to say it's because I'm a girl that takes her time, but if I'm honest, I was trying to figure out how to kiss you.

[She laughs at herself.]

I think I'll let you take the lead there while I handle everything else, which should be the same.

[She places a hand on his chest and lets it slowly slide down.]

Eligre, the Lady Crow || high fantasy OC || OTA

[lady_kaivodulin]

[shimmying_cowgirl]

You look like a woman that gets what she wants. If you asked, I'd get on my knees and only use this mouth of mine for activities you approved of.

[lady_kaivodulin]

You're younger than my taste runs to but your assessment is absolutely correct and you will make some other woman very happy with that sort of inclination.

[shimmying_cowgirl]

I had a feeling, but you can't blame a girl for trying. It's nice to meet you, ma'am.

Bridget | Guilty Gear | OTA

[shimmying_cowgirl]

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

YoRHa No.2 Type B | Nier: Automata

[glory_to_mankind]

{ ota. }

Tohsaka Rin | Fate/Stay Night | OTA

[tsunjewels]