be on your guard

[therpisonfire]

RATE THAT BODYGUARD

Maybe not exactly the meme you expected, but a pretty straightforward meme nonetheless. Here's how it works:

• Post as with your character.
• In your toplevel, include a picture and/or description of your character's bodyguard.
• Don't worry about whether the word "bodyguard" is strictly correct. As long as it's someone who protects your character, it's fine.
• Comment on other people's protectors.
• Give me all the information I need to slip past your defenses and destroy you all--

Comments

wriothesley | genshin impact

[houndcuffs]

This is Sigewinne, our head nurse at the Fortress. She keeps all of us alive and healthy down here.

I wouldn't mess with her.



[ who is really the bodyguard here, you might ask? Wriothesley said what he said. ]

Shang Qinghua | SVSSS

[northernconsort]

I wouldn't call Mobei-Jun my bodyguard because he is a king, but he keeps me very safe.

[icefalls]

[ He gives Shang Qinghua a long look. ]

The clarification is appreciated.

[ He'd prefer not to be called a bodyguard, but if he couldn't protect Shang Qinghua, it would be a personal failing. ]

Of course I do.

[northernconsort]

I wouldn't want them thinking you're my servant, my king.

[Gives him a brilliant smile.]

Even if you guard my body very well.

[icefalls]

I wouldn't, either.

[ He's not immune to that smile, even though he doesn't return it. He fixes his unwavering gaze on Shang Qinghua. ]

It's useful to me.

Wei Wuxian | Mo Dao Zu Shi

[undisciplined]

battle ready regular and then sometimes

Oh and I guess he counts too.

Rufus Shinra | FF7 (not remake compliant)

[poweredtheworld]

although they do a lot more than that.

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

Despite his cute looks, he's the best!

[meltinglight]

Uweh! He really is overflowing with cute power!

[intertwinedfates]

Right?? He's totally adorable! And I couldn't ask for a more diligent bodyguard!

[meltinglight]

How do you resist playing dress-up with him? There's no way I could stop myself! Especially if he really is your bodyguard. I have the perfect military-inspired costume!

Kaguya Shinomiya | Kaguya-sama: Love is War

[wanttoconfess]

She's quite helpful

Maria Ushiromiya | Umineko

[mariaushiromiya]

Uuu, uuu. I know who always protects me

[actuallycuring]

Wow, he looks strong!

[mariaushiromiya]

He’s a lion is he’s super strong. He’s also really nice and comforts me when I’m lonely. Sakutaro is the best!

[actuallycuring]

He can do just about everything, can't he? Good work, Sakutaro-san.

[She pats the lion on the head. Then, after a moment, she does the same to Maria herself.]

Shalom | Path to Nowhere

[witheringhush]

Rahu is reliable, loyal, and obedient--Enough that I can entrust many a task to her.

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ The Nameless Ghouls flicker in and out of forms, but around Sister Imperator and Papa Nihil, they often look like generic Satanic rock band members. When they are not in humanoid shape, they are demonic nightmare fuel.

(Trivia: Mr. Ghost is the Nameless Ghoul on the leftmost side!) ]

[abstrusus]

Aw. Their little masks. che carino.

[sisterimperator]

[ If Sister Imperator honestly had enough shame left in her to cringe, she would.

Thankfully she didn't.

She mulled over what to say. "We had a limited budget." That just sounded like an excuse.

So she said - ]

Hm.

[abstrusus]

You know, Sorella, they can always be upgraded. Unless keeping them like this is a point of nostalgia for you?

and now for a completely different reply

[victorum]

Hah! No wonder the old man is so jealous of me. I'm smarter, better looking, and my ghouls don't look like a fucking trash can. Suppose there wasn't much budget left after all the booze and hookers, huh?

yes tell her how janky the ghouls' outfits were

[sisterimperator]

[ The look she gave him. Terzo's favorite Ghoul wasn't the only one who knew how to shoot an epic side eye. ]

You'll have to remember that your father - [ And she said this with so much vitriol - ] started with almost nothing. Unlike you, who had the budget and the Ghouls and the support of a full Clergy.

Tohsaka Rin | Fate/Stay Night | OTA

[tsunjewels]

[ Ain't he awesome? ]

Alexander Wakefield | Original Character

[brokensmile]

[ He is the bodyguard.
His skills comes in two flavors (more if you are special).
Flavor one: The look ma! I can be respectable in polite society. But please don't do this to me. PLEASE I'm begging you.

Flavor two: The you owe me a shit ton of therapy and booze after.]