therpisonfire (
therpisonfire) wrote in
bakerstreet2023-11-27 02:54 pm
be on your guard
RATE THAT BODYGUARD


Maybe not exactly the meme you expected, but a pretty straightforward meme nonetheless. Here's how it works:
- Post as with your character.
- In your toplevel, include a picture and/or description of your character's bodyguard.
- Don't worry about whether the word "bodyguard" is strictly correct. As long as it's someone who protects your character, it's fine.
- Comment on other people's protectors.
Give me all the information I need to slip past your defenses and destroy you all--

wriothesley | genshin impact
I wouldn't mess with her.
[ who is really the bodyguard here, you might ask? Wriothesley said what he said. ]
Shang Qinghua | SVSSS
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The clarification is appreciated.
[ He'd prefer not to be called a bodyguard, but if he couldn't protect Shang Qinghua, it would be a personal failing. ]
Of course I do.
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[Gives him a brilliant smile.]
Even if you guard my body very well.
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[ He's not immune to that smile, even though he doesn't return it. He fixes his unwavering gaze on Shang Qinghua. ]
It's useful to me.
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Wei Wuxian | Mo Dao Zu Shi
Oh and I guess he counts too.
Rufus Shinra | FF7 (not remake compliant)
Yato | Noragami
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Kaguya Shinomiya | Kaguya-sama: Love is War
Maria Ushiromiya | Umineko
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[She pats the lion on the head. Then, after a moment, she does the same to Maria herself.]
Shalom | Path to Nowhere
Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost
(Trivia: Mr. Ghost is the Nameless Ghoul on the leftmost side!) ]
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Thankfully she didn't.
She mulled over what to say. "We had a limited budget." That just sounded like an excuse.
So she said - ]
Hm.
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and now for a completely different reply
yes tell her how janky the ghouls' outfits were
You'll have to remember that your father - [ And she said this with so much vitriol - ] started with almost nothing. Unlike you, who had the budget and the Ghouls and the support of a full Clergy.
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Tohsaka Rin | Fate/Stay Night | OTA
Alexander Wakefield | Original Character
His skills comes in two flavors (more if you are special).
Flavor one: The look ma! I can be respectable in polite society. But please don't do this to me. PLEASE I'm begging you.
Flavor two: The you owe me a shit ton of therapy and booze after.]