Jailed

[funandcutememes]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh, right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby. It looks like you've...



WOKE UP IN JAIL!

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.

Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... It's not that I'm drunk. I'm good! I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.
2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)
3. Jailer/Warden.
4. Stranger/Cellmate.
5. Choose your own!

Comments

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

Luka -OC- OtA

[forrestertailor]

Marlowe -Chandler- OtA, Marlowe’s life sucks ESPECIALLY after cops

[halfsmart]

Never a stranger to the drunk tank, Marlowe has been here before.

Today, blissfully, he’s allowed in a real cell instead of the cement room in the back beside the warden’s office. Today, remarkably, there are no bruises on the back of his neck, no ruptures to his stomach, not even ash from a cop’s cigarette on his knuckles.

Marlowe hates the jail and the recalled taste of bile from when the chief cracked him so hard on the back of the neck he spent the next three days of captivity reeling and sick. But today, shining dimly with gratitude, he’s stretched out on a bench hung from the wall just waiting through his hangover and crumpling his sweated-through, slept-in-suit.

Kurama | YYH

[afoxbyanyothername]

[Thief over here, make a guess. Human and demon forms open. Demon comes in pre-canon too. OTA, unless you hope for more shippy, then m/m only]

Yooo I’ve loved Kurama since I was a tiny lesbian child

[forrestertailor]

[Up for jail time with an OC?]

Hihi!

[afoxbyanyothername]

[Sure. Pref for form or anything else?]

Barbie | Barbie The Movie | ota

[flatfeet]

[ooc: wouldn't be the first time...]

[halfsmart]

[I may be crazy but something about Marlowe (archetypical noir detective) and Barbie (post-post-modern existential beauty doll) in lock up together just speaks to me]

[flatfeet]

[ haha, I'm in!]

emma swan | once upon a time | ota

[sheriffing]

The Lone Wanderer || Fallout 3 || OTA

[wasteland_101]

[Guess who's already working on picking the lock to her cell...]

ARID | The Fall: Unbound | OTA

[inperspective]

[ Perhaps someone managed to herd the combat suit into a cell and she's choosing to play nice while she finds a way into their network from inside. Prompts 3-5 or 7 most likely in that scenario, but she's a deviant AI so that might be sufficient to get in trouble. Alternatively maybe she's infiltrating to help someone bust out, whether that's going the subtle route through the network/bodyhopping into another droid or showing up physically to take the direct approach. ]

Morgan Jay Finnigan | OC | OTA

[morganjayfinnigan]

[Morgan went to jail once, it was not a good time, now, can play as the first time they were in jail or we can send them back.]

vash the stampede, trigun

[piteous]

[ stampede or maximum available! ]

[feytality]

[ gimme max ]

[ also obviously they are both cellmates, having both been accused of murders they never committed ]

Wow, I've never had a cellmate before... Especially not one so spiky!

[ he could give phoenix a run for his money ]

[piteous]

And I've never been in the same cell as a kid? [ A double take in this dinky dark cell. ] Why are you in here?! This isn't a great hiding place!

[ i don't know what canonpoint is maya, but i guess Vash will not have eyes and just assume she's a kid because she's... looks down at smudged writing on my hand short. ]

yoo joonghyuk, omniscient reader

[regression]

gta, idk cellmate or person to not bail him out

[nbd]

[ do you think i remember how to play this chucklefuck? well it's time for me to find out because there's only one way that this could ever end—for better or for worse. as for how they find themselves in this situation? is it really important as to why 707 finds himself in jail? what could he have possibly done to deserve this treatment let alone actually get caught for it? does it truly matter?

it shouldn't. (but definitely should.)

hypothetically, though, sometimes you just find yourself compelled to test something out and think that you can get away with a smidge of crime despite definitely knowing better. the desire to know if something would work or not sometimes gets the better of you, especially if you've been up for an unspecific but long period of time. needless to say, he has already learned his lesson far before he was processed. hypothetically. what's less of a hypothetical is the very real things(?) to be concerned with such as someone who needs to be entertained. or saved. dealer's choice. ]

Joonghyuk oppa! Don't be mean and ignore me.

[ or do. ]

I know you're there.

they can be in jail together

[regression]

[ For RNGing it looks like Joonghyuk is here for terrorism and assault (with intent to murder), but despite these being very punishable crimes he looks aggrieved and inconvenienced by how this tale panned out. How dare he be arrested? They don't have proof (they don't need proof). They should release him before he razes hell because he has so much more important tasks to complete. A lot is going through his mind right now.

He's glaring straight through the bars, quiet, probably plotting on escape and 707's voice barely interferes with his line of thinking. It's a little speed bump, you can say, which has his left eyebrow twitch... Annoyed.

Normally, he would ignore 707 for another tag round, but. ]

Stop that.

[ Disgusting. What are you pretending to be a younger girl for? ]

i do what i want

[rikugan]

[ welcome to the prison realm, joonghyuk.

it's a lovely little pocket dimension with nothing but skeletons and oh look~ +1 gojo satoru. how fortunate! how absurd!! he doesn't even sit up to greet the newcomer, stretched out in the pitch black space languidly. how many months, weeks, days, hours, minutes, seconds has it been since he was very unjustly trapped in here?

he wouldn't be able to him, so don't bother asking. ]

Who're you? [ he's peering over at him from the one very visible, very blue eye peeking out from under a black blindfold. ] Don't tell me they'd sent you in to rescue me 'cause I don't think that's how this works. Were you the guinea pig, Guinea Pig-kun?

[regression]

[ I don't know if Joonghyuk was brought here with his sword, but even if it isn't there, he seems to grasp tightly onto where the hilt would be... Enough for veins to protrude, but perhaps that's just a sign of anger management issues. He casts his gaze around the dark expanse, paying little mind to the skeletons though he finds them creepy.

... Then there's this guy chilling like this is his crib (maybe it is his crib, Joonghyuk doesn't know). The new nickname earns a dark leer. Guinea pig? Assumption or not, he hates the idea. ]

If you were expecting a rescue party, you're going to be disappointed. I don't know you—and I did not come here for you. [ His right eye instantly lights gold, piercing through some of the darkness. It's searching, though not descrying anything that would lead him out of this prison. ] Where are we?

clive rosfield, final fantasy xvi

[hellfury]

maya fey | ace attorney

[feytality]

[ i had to ]

throws another non -phoenix at you

[lestray]

[Gina was stewing beside her newfound friend in the prison cell that will be their home for at least one night. With an irritated sigh, she rattles the bar.]

Oi!! We wasn't takin' nuffin' for real!

[She means it! Her pickpocketing days are behind her! Now she only does it recreationally, as a parlor trick. After ending up alone in this strange other world, she found only friendly figure in the form of her new cellmate. And what better way to break the ice than through some pickpocketing lessons?

Of course, she had to have Maya test it on a stranger to make sure she got the hang of it! But then they got caught. And wouldn't you know it? The guy wouldn't believe it was just a harmless practice run!

So here they are in this interdimensional place's Jamjail. Her protest falling on deaf ears, Gina gives an annoyed grunt while leaning back.]

Badou Nails | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[brokeassgoing]