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bakerstreet2023-11-26 05:32 pm
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Sometimes, you just want to text somebody. No reason, no sexy stuff, no special time of the day. You just text that sucker. Sometimes it's even a wrong number! The world is your oyster, if your oyster has unlimited texting. Which, presumably, it does. You know what to do! Leave a top level and text people! Live free! Get weird!
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But let me hear your opinion on this: Would you rather be a human or a nonhuman in a fantasy MMO?
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Before I can answer your question, you'll have to clarify what "fantasy MMO" is, as I have never heard the term before.
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Oh Christ. How old are you? Like, what's the technology level familiarity that I'm working with here?
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I am new to instant communication like this, but I'm learning quickly. It's quite convenient, given that sending letters is the method I used before. Age isn't really an issue, is it?
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Dude, you sound like an AI. Or some really old-fashioned boomer. Whatever, I'll even take an AI's opinion on the subject.
MMO stands for massively multiplayer online. Basically, it means a video game where you play with a ton of other people. Like WoW? (World of Warcraft.) Anyway, forget the MMO bit for a second and pretend you're about to play a game. The game lets you choose whether you play as a human or nonhuman character. A nonhuman character could be anything from an elf to an orc to whatever you want.
What would you pick?
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"boomer"
Ha ha, this message is so weird.]
I see. I suppose that I'd choose human, since that is what I am. Is it possible to simply play as myself? If this is a game, I trust my own abilities more than anyone else's. It wouldn't be my first choice to take on another identity.
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[Except for Stiles, of course.]
I mean, you could be ANYTHING you wanted, and you'd be YOURSELF? That's so lame.
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So, is the correct answer that I should be something completely different than what I am? A nonhuman beast?
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[So not the same thing but goddamn if Stiles cares.]
Also, nonhuman doesn't automatically mean BEAST. Narrow minded much? Hermione Granger would be APPALLED. Elves are people too, asshole!
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However, I'm willing to play along. I would want to be a beast myself. [Just ignores that whole elves-are-people thing.] A powerful, terrifying, monstrous creature the likes of which no one in this world has ever seen. Vibrant eyes that pierce the dark, lethal fangs, dangerously pointed claws...
[mwaHAHAHAHAHA]
Ah, on second thought. I'd much rather fight a being like that than become it.
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So, you're not just a boomer AI.
You're a furry too.
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Do you wear a collar? I feel like I should be taking notes. This is very fascinating, honestly.
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That isn't part of my uniform, no. Did you get the information you needed?
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Describe your uniform. And this isn't a come on, for the record. I am not sitting here giggling to myself as you tell me your uniform consists only of boxers and a butt-plug tail. This is purely scientific.
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[please don't make me describe a genshin character outfit]
There is no tail. But I am beginning to think your line of questioning is inappropriate.
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Which is all to say: Yes, take a picture.
And if you send me a dick pick or blue balls me with something nasty, I'm going to forward your number to every scam agency I can find.
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But then he would have to ignore the entire rest of the message. So, Childe decides to take the picture and let that speak for itself. After a ten minute delay (we are working with technology barriers here), Stiles will receive a photo attachment—Childe, standing outside, with his hands on his hips. A grin is broad on his face.
Sorry to the poor Fatui recruit who had to do an impromptu photoshoot with their superior.]
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What the hell. You look like some overgrown boy scout.
[An attractive boy scout. Stiles' mood sours.]
Never mind. I guess I get why you'd prefer to be yourself in the MMO question. Thanks for humoring me.
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