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Dumb names

PET NAME PROMPTS

comment with your character + prefs.
other folks will reply with what affectionate nickname their character would call yours if they were significant others...because now, they are!
pet names can be a simple riff on/shortening of someone's name, cute, stupid, sexy (babe, etc), serious (my sun and stars), time period appropriate (dollface), or just plain weird. sky's the limit.
from that one(ish) word prompt, threads spring eternal. shippy, smutty, adventure-filled, angsty, cracky, whatever. go with it!

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[He'll definitely think of one back.]

( everyone nicknames her and she tsuns at it constantly 😔 )

[ Do you worst. She’ll adore any attempts! ]

Somewhere between ... mistress and madame.

Ah, so many names from which to choose. A wicked mistress, the thorn of my unbeating heart, I might say faithful servant of the dark but that perhaps is too egotistical of me? Though I yearn for you to be mine from time to time.

Use them all. Then, you'll have endearments for every occasion. [ Always the practical one, Morticia. ] Though I must be honest with you: modesty is not your strong suit. Call me yours. Try, and see if it's a better fit.

[ Amuse him. ]

Uh... Good Boy?

Only on fridays.

You though … you are MEAT every day of the week.

How about this trade offer?

You receive: this unopened bag of Purina Beggin' strips.

I receive: ZERO maulings.

Deal?

Real funny, kid — if you didn’t stink of radioactive waste, I would admit to liking you.

Aww, man, I knew I forgot to put on deodorant this morning...

Yeah? Well, you seem like a really nice, er... wolf-person, when you're not eyeing me like I'm a juicy ribeye.