Sell me

[feudalfairytales]

SELL ME YOUR CHARACTER

The Question: Why should anyone want to date/ship with/be in a relationship/fall in love with yours?
The Challenge: Answer that question under the character limit for a Dreamwidth comment subject header.

✱ Comment with your character. In the body of the comment, feel free to either link a picture of your character or leave it blank.
✱ THE CATCH IS THIS! Don't put the usual mumbo jumbo in the subject. Instead, sell us on your character by summing them up in an appealing (or funny, or dumb) way! IE, Bruce Wayne could be "rich Daddy with a love for costumes." Paul Atreides or Luke Skywalker could be "cute space messiah." YOU GET THE PICTURE.
✱ Everyone, including your character, can see the tagline.
✱ Any takers?

Comments

Perfect housewife material who's into vore (sort of)

[imaginarylight]

[ INTERNAL SCREAMING ]

[strongestcoward]

So… just perfect housewife material, then.

Pretty boy demonic god who is either a wise philosopher or a Looney Tune at any moment.

[strongestcoward]

Hmm. What IS up, Doc?

gamer gf who will protect you or die trying

[turnyouoff]

THAT WAS ONE TIME!

[catsgothistongue]

When you say one time, do you mean the protecting part or the dying part?

Noble and just soul who is also deeply horny

[fistsofchange]

I dunno how I feel about calling myself “noble and just.”

[Not disputing the…other bit.]

[onewithwater]

Yeah, don't doubt the other bit.

Strong and kind martial artist who can be both your boyfriend and your girlfriend by making him wet.

[catsgothistongue]

... Did you really have to word it like that?

[notgayfornobunaga]

[Amused]

Half-genie hero who's good at being sweet and shaking her hips.

[dancethroughthedanger]

Talented singer, musician, and songwriter. She has talents to die for!

[brightforever]

Oh, haha. Funny. You're hilarious.

Prim and proper girl who loves baking and tea. She had a good head on her shoulders.

[goldenflint]

[.....]

Are you quite finished?

[catsgothistongue]

That's not a bad thing to have. People could benefit using their heads more, it'd keep them from getting into trouble.

[Sorry Mami, he missed the past tense.]

Monkey-tailed alien MILF who is good with all sorts of meats.

[doesntmeatthecriteria]

[Dying internally.]

[strongestcoward]

Oh, you do!

[ Asura has no sense of personal space, so has no qualms with curiously reaching for her tail to give it an experimental squeeze. For science. ]

Water elemental who loves to get into all sorts of mischief

[onewithwater]

Well, I mean, yeah…!

Hammer-slinging hedgehog with a bit of a crazy streak.

[heart_of_the_boom]

Not that crazy!

[wearinghoney]

A little crazy isn't so bad. It provides a bit of excitement, wouldn't you say?

Shows his affection by trying to solve all of your problems

[sleepfan]

[...]

Not all of them. Not the ones that are amusing to watch.

Literally considers hospitality sacred. If you come visit she will be sure to take good care of you

[ordainedbarkeep]

Also I cook a mean roast chicken.

a bookworm who finds out she's actually a furry

[novelle]

... a what?

[Why did you ask Adam if he could grow a beard when he turned back into a human, Belle?

Hmmmm?]

[thiccness]

It's... someone who likes dressing up as animals, or anything relating to it.

Stern warrior mentor who WILL whip you into shape. Excellent babysitter.

[postboy]

…tsk.

Some nerd who cosplays as a dashing hero wizard. Being an actual hero wizard doesn't count.

[yudodis]

…

I'm not sure if that's positive…

let the nice bug lady touch you, you'll feel better.

[innerbeauty]

[rage_rekker]

Bug lady?

Psychic prom-wrecker, freak, murderer, repressed.

[prayercloset]

[ Oh. Wait, we're selling, not warning away. ]

Brilliant witch who has too much blood in her mercury stream.

[heptagram]

Hey. I don't do that much with toxic substances anymore. I've gotten good enough with magic that I'm past the experimentation stage. I'm fine. I'm hale, I'm hearty, I'm perfectly he--

[She immediately breaks into a short coughing fit. Maybe she should breathe more often.]

...I'm fine!

triple threat: heroic, beautiful, and extremely depressed

[shieldofrohan]

Of all that you could rightly say of me, you choose that?

[firstbornstorm]

"Extremely", even.

Lightning-infused corporate experiment turned rogue hero incapable of catching a break of any kind

[shockingblue]

Story of my life, yeah.

[He's mad he can't really deny it.]

A benevolent god so dedicated to you he'd wear your clothes.

[intertwinedfates]

It was only a couple of times! Maybe three or four.

[devious_rebellion]

Now I wanna see you in a skirt and a cute top.

An idealistic nobleman who loves romance.

[fudadshi]

Sheltered teenager with celebrity parents

[yamatokunijunior]

Hm...this may give people the wrong impression.

[saudadist]

Then what's the right impression?

Loyal retainer, strong, pretty, keeps getting stuck in women's battles... May be secretly kinky

[notgayfornobunaga]