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THE SEARCH HISTORY MEME

🔲 12:00 AM - Your character's search history has been publicly posted for the world to see
🔲 06:09 PM - STEP ONE: post a top level with some of the strange things your character has searched for. Feel free to use fancy formatting or just list them, it's all good.
🔲 4:20 PM - STEP TWO: react to what other people have searched for. That's it, that's the meme.

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Rose | Tales of Zestiria

[shivmeabreak]

how to do stitches on self
remove blood from leather
making smoke bombs
intermediate cooking recipes
how to woo your blind date
can reindeer fly
conquering your fear of insects
archaeology puns
holiday foods
evil cat repellent
ancient tongue lessons
ssssssssssssssssssssssss

[Oops, she fell asleep again.]

[headhooligan]

There’s a lot here but I gotta ask: “evil cat repellent”?

[catsgothistongue]

If you ever figure out how to find cat repellent, mind lending me some?

... Also ancient tongue lessons?

i'm alive; also, shhhh, pretend they found a way to communicate via text

[jelliclerats]

There's so much to choose from here. It's not as fun if you make it too easy.

She-Hulk | Marvel Comics

[strongarmofthelaw]

New York zoning codes
Fisk vs. State of New York (2014)
Plus sized workout clothes
Custom made workout clothes
Chinese take-out near me
Avengers budget
Avenger budget - legal department
Tony Stark net worth
How to ask for a raise without coming on too strong
Skyscraper window repair
Order new desk for delivery
Cat videos
She-Hulk fans
She-Hulk fans (safe search on)

Aubrey | Omori

[headhooligan]

How do you set up instant messenger?
Does everyone need electronic mail?
How to get an e-mail address
Why is it called spam
How to un-send an e-mail
What does L.O.L. stand for
Is texting necessary
How to convince a quiet friend to talk to you like a normal person

cat videos

[If you’ve seen her in texting memes, the familiarity is entirely handwaved. The canon is not modern and technology is not her passion.]

[catsgothistongue]

Huh. Yours are rather pretty tame.

LOL also means laugh out loud, by the way.

[He learnt that recently!]

[nagano]

Wow. Your search history looks like an old grandma's.

[ Also, like his. ]

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

Martial arts films
Is it illegal to pirate martial arts movies?
Free martial arts movies online
Is it immoral to throw your kid into a pit of cats?
How to get over fear of cats?
Why cats are so evil?
How to make mother proud enough to end a seppuku pledge?
How to be a man among men?
How to get rid of gender-bending curse?
Jusenkyo springs
How to get cure curse triggered when wet?
Why is everyone around me insane?
How to make everyone happy?
How to handle multiple engagements?
Is it normal to have nightmares every night?
What does MILF mean?
What does LMFAO mean?
How to stop pissing off everyone?
How to people?
Cooking recipes
Anatomy of human
Best ice cream flavors

[tactlesstantei]

...Why does your mom have a seppuku pledge?

[That's highly concerning, WTF???]

[notgayfornobunaga]

Why would one have a Seppuku pledge with their mother? Also, might everyone around you be sane, but you're not? It happens more often than one might think.

seto kaiba | yugioh dm | ota

[blue_ice]

crisis public relations firms domino city
reading opponents' facial expressions
yugi mutou duel monsters deck analysis
birthday gifts for 14 year old boy
blue eyes white dragon fanart
AI hologram solid object theory
theoretical feasibility of owning pet dragon
exotic pet laws domino city
multiverse theory
ancient egyptian afterlife
ancient egyptian language

[rolltoavoidpossession]

Why am I not surprised about any of this???

But if you're still looking for birthday gifts then it depends, what does he like?

[Ryou is trying very hard to be helpful!]

[dragonofthelake]

Dragons aren't pets.

[phoenixwiz]

I got a question to ask: what caused you to consider learning Ancient Egyptian lately?

Oikawa Tooru | Haikyuu!! (pre and post time skip available)

[worthlesspride]

Both
volleyball
best knee braces
new knee pads
volleyballs
aliens
sci-fi video game recs
alien porn
science fiction avs
Spanish to English translation

Pre-Time Skip
Japanese to Spanish translations
how to learn Spanish.
Argentina

Post-Time Skip
Ticket Prices to Japan.

[jelliclerats]

Alien porn.

Rebecca Bluegarden | Edens Zero | OTA

[catleaping]

time travel
time leap
parallel timeline
paradox
Church of Saintfire
fanatics obsessed with time
cults obsessed with time
ether gear
cat leaper
cat treats
beaches near me
shoes durable stylish
b cube network
couchpo
b cube network challenges
spooky games
new releases

[sleepfan]

CRISPR insertion method comparisons
Google not respecting quotes
Pillow type pros and cons comparison chart
Google not respecting Booleans
Mosquito noise emitter remote activation
Best places to hide things in another person's bedroom
Gregor Mendel
Human anatomy reference
Human anatomy reference NOT porn
Winning arguments with stupid people how to guide
Mattress Review Site
Fiberglass mattress lawsuit
Custom molded earplugs
Quiet room visit cost

[bornfighter]

Who's Gregor Mendel?

Also, you know I'm always willing to be a pillow if you need one!

kaito nagano / original / ota

[nagano]

Premium cat food
Cat harnesses
Fairy ring sightings eastern Japan
How to build cat trees
Shibuya MSG controversy
Kaito Nagano
Kaito Nagano not the wrestler
How to omit search results from query
What is Discord?
Speed difference between normal VPN and ExpressVPN
Arthurian folklore
How many cats would it take to defeat Godzilla
Banned books in America
What does IYKYK stand for
Haunted houses near me
Souper Noodle ratings
What colors go well with black
How to tell if your little brother is interested in guys
How to tell if your little brother's best friend is an incubus

[shivmeabreak]

If you're looking for fashion advice, I know somebody that could help~

[It's her. She can help!]

Jackie | Vampire: The Masquerade

[talkative]

glitter
sticky glitter
build bomb
build non-lethal bomb
lock picking
remote control trigger
tgv tickets

[thrashingdragon]

...Who wronged you?

Colin | Werewolf: The Apocalypse

[outofgalway]

compost maintenance
vegetables to grow on compost
flowers to grow on compost
flowers grow well colorado
wolf hayfever
colorado native flowers
colorado native birds
flowers humminbirds
migration hummingbirds
sugar hummingbirds
feed hummingbirds
migration birds north america
binoculars store usa
best buy guarantee
how strong are binoculars against biting
pressure binoculars break
binoculars in fish tank
fish life span
goldfish life span
what do goldfish taste like

[naturaldisasster]

I take it th'old bird-watching hobby has hit a snag.