Lonely, I'm Mister Lonely...

[memeboogeyman]

IS LOVE LIKELY?

Hold up a mirror. Look into it. Really stare at it, taking in every detail, every curve of your face.

Because we're about to do some self-reflection, gang.

HOW TO PLAY
✱ Comment with all the regs.
✱ Instead of topping and dropping, however, you're character is about to (probably traumadump and) dissect the the following topic with the scalpel of honesty: how likely is it that they'll find lifelong happiness with The One.
✱ Be real.
✱ Be really real.
✱ Don't worry, you're among friends. We'll tell anyone if they're actually Unlovable.

Comments

mantis | mcu | ota

[innerbeauty]

What kind of love? There's so many that are rarer than others!

Re: mantis | mcu | ota

[ordainedbarkeep]

Oh I like the way you think. Love is not so narrow a concept as people tend to think.

wolf o'donnell || a fox in space || ota

[furcenary]

[ Just a bout of unrestrained, wheezing laughter. Should say plenty. ]

raphael | tmnt 2007

[nightwatched]

You got workin' eyes?

[revmeup]

I think so. Shit, are you a hallucination? Those don't usually got such an attitude.

Eligre, the Lady Crow || high fantasy OC || OTA

[lady_kaivodulin]

Not going to happen but it's alright, really. I'm just not meant for such things. I've seen what happens when I try and it's not pretty.

morticia addams | the addams family ('90s)

[gothmother]

My dear, someone's already stolen my heart. [ An afterthought: ] And I love him, of course.

claire standish | the breakfast club

[claires]

It'll happen — just not the way I planned it.

“Marie” | OC | OTA

[onewithwater]

I think so, but that’s not up to me.

Iren Suto | Original | OTA

[ordainedbarkeep]

Do you mean if I think I'll find my one true soulmate who will complete me as a person and I'll marry and have a million babies with?

Absolutely not.

Linhardt von Hevring | Fire Emblem: 3 Houses | OTA

[sleepfan]

Very unlikely.

I want different things out of a relationship than most people.

[According to his 'perfectly accurate' idea of what romantic relationships are like.]

[bearlylistens]

What kind of things? [ ... ] Um, other than sleep, of course.

may parker | mcu | ota

[benjaminbutton]

Love's everywhere. [ A grin, then a shrug. ] I'm just not looking for it right now. But if it happens? It happens.

Rayman || Captain Laserhawk || OTA

[raycasting]

I'm too busy with work!

[Spoken like a true anxious-preoccupied. He's lying through his teeth.]

[revmeup]

Thought you got shitcanned for going off-script. Or did I misread your use of the past tense?

helen cho | mcu

[ugin]

Not if I'm lucky.

Marlowe -Chandler- OtA m/m for romance

[halfsmart]

What are you, stupid?

[dead_tongue]

Oh my god, it's a normal question.

arthur curry | dceu | m/f

[fishtalk]

...you got an ulterior motive or something?

[of_clay]

Do they need one to get you to open up?

Dorian Storm | Critical Role | OTA

[makingmyway]

That’s…difficult to say. As much as I’d like to imagine it happening, I think, realistically, someone is more likely to be chosen for me.

[likemybooks]

Chosen by whom? For a blind date, or as part of a political arrangement? [Taryon is resting against a counter, his head supposed by his fist, watching Dorian with alert eyes.]

v / cyberpunk 2077

[excorpo]

Probably not. Kinda on a time limit here.

Date Masamune | Sengoku Basara

[vengaboy]

What are you, my mother? ...Listen, I'm not particularly concerned about that kind of thing.

[ Anymore. ]

Emil | NieR Replicant

[ancientweapon]

We~ll... no, of course not. Look at me. Besides, I'm already in love with someone and it's impossible. But that's okay, I'm happy enough like this!

Harley Quinn | DCEU

[revmeup]

Maybe! Probably! It's complicated! Shut up!

[ruruisms]

[ You and I both. ]

Leo | Fire Emblem: Fates | ota

[brohildr]

If chance should grant me someone I love and who loves me in return...

Well, I doubt I can promise lifelong happiness. Even if peace prevails there are things I must do to make sure Nohr and its rightful king prosper. I doubt I could provide a home always full of smiles and laughter. There will be difficult times.

... anyone I love has the choice to say no to that. If they say yes, though, I'll do everything in my power to keep us together.

[siblingrival]

Sheesh. You're not embarrassed just laying it all out like that?

[ Unthinkable—for someone like Takumi, anyway. ]

Well, good luck, I guess. I'll admit, I'm actually impressed that you can give such an earnest answer.

Nyan | OC | OTA

[nyaahn]

I've tried and I'm terrible at it.

Ignatius "Iggy" Melville | OC | OTA

[dead_tongue]

Right now it's highly, highly unlikely. Eventually I'll undergo twink death and possibly retire, but by then I'll no longer be considered hot so my options will be more limited. I'll probably wind up an eccentric old bachelor who dies alone and is found a month later melted into my couch.

michael afton | five nights at freddy's

[ptoma]

Oh, fuck no.

If anyone's actually fucking deluded enough to start having feelings for me, they'll realize what a bad idea that is soon enough.

Mellophone 🐌 Dragon Ball Xenoverse OC - OTA

[namekedgelord]

Mmmhaha... perhaps if I were to find someone so darkly delectable as myself... but alas, there are none.

[ And give him a moment for the meme magic to kick in... He slowly fades from his dignified stance, his ears twitching repeatedly before his hands clasp on his cheeks. ]

...Well... and I'm a touch too shy.

[shadowfrost]

Nerd.

Piccolo 🥒 Dragon Ball

[postboy]

[ Annoyed grunt. ]

Give me a break...