Talk it out

[inborn]

let's talk about s-e-x

So! You've got some questions, concerns, and comments about the deed. Is it a basic mechanics curiosity? Valid. What about a desire for more information about kink? Also valid. Hey, maybe you just want to know why sex is such a big deal, anyway. You guessed it, so valid. Get opinions on ANYTHING bedroom-related. Are you the only one that...? Probably not! How can you spice up your love life? Bakerstreet's got answers!

Consider this a safe space. Zero judgment. And it's Bakerstreet, so you can rest assured that we're giving you only the truth. Nobody would give you bad advice.

NEVER.

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claire standish | the breakfast club

[claires]

What was your first time doing it like?

[ordainedbarkeep]

My first “encounter” was in the stable yard, during a fancy dress party. I was sixteen.

Ten minutes on my knees in front of a boy I had been drooling over all evening had me feeling like I was the world’s most talented seductress, playing with men’s hearts. Then he immediately went and bragged about it to all his friends.

To say I felt somewhat betrayed is an understatement. At the time, it seemed like the world was ending.

[pencilitin]

Oh, super embarrassing. I had no idea what I was doing. She stopped just short of giving me a gold star for trying my best.

Ludmila | Rune Factory 5 | OTA

[floralheart]

So~ What would you say is the spiciest mischief you've gotten up to?

[socialchameleon]

Sex in the middle of a bank heist. Like, while dodging guard patrols.

Iren Suto | original | ota

[ordainedbarkeep]

Tell me about a time you did something (or perhaps someone) you weren’t supposed to, and nothing bad came of it. You got away scott free.

Junia | Darkest Dungeon | ota

[repudiatedbutunbowed]

Is it weird to have extensive fantasies about your friends and coworkers?

[hooked_on_kaballin]

If you find yourself working with a squad of hotties? Absolutely not.

[shifting_and_changing]

Imagining the myriad possibilities that could be seems as natural to me as any other sexual urge.

[meteorlogical]

I don't think so. It's not like you can control your imagination, especially if it happens in dreams.

jack kline ♱ supernatural

[unlikeson]

Can you describe what sex feels like?

[fistsofchange]

Okay so like.

Imagine the feeling of like you just ran a race and you won and you feel tired but really accomplished. Then imagine the feeling where it's a cold day but you just got into a bed and there's a million really soft blankets and you feel really cozy and warm.

Now, mix those feelings together in a blender, concentrate them a million times, and then focus it in your crotch.

That's kinda what sex feels like.

lestat | queen of the damned (movie)

[numetals]

Have you told anyone the darkest desires of your heart?

[its_a_scream]

Yep. One person ended up being a really good time.

Bai Lin | OC | ota

[fistsofchange]

How often do you masturbate?

[zephyrological]

If I'm bored? Three or four times a day. If I'm busy? Three or four times a week.

Ibis Faulkner | OC

[frozenbird]

Something you haven't done, but have always wanted to try?

[meteorlogical]

I've always wanted to do it in space.

june moone ( + optional enchantress ) | dceu | ota

[exhumings]

How can you have...intimacy when there's somebody else in your head?

[shifting_and_changing]

The simplest method would be to develop an exhibitionist kink.

However, if you like, I could tell her to be silent for a time.

"Princess" | Slay The Princess | OTA

[shifting_and_changing]

(ooc: Spoilers likely.)

Would you have sex with a literal god, or would you be too intimidated by the prospect?

[meteorlogical]

I think that would be exciting to experience.

Evangeline | Original (Lobotomy Corporation) | OTA

[abnormalizes]

What's the hottest monster?

[meteorlogical]

That's a good question! I haven't run into very many. Do vampires count as monsters?

Luo Binghe | Scum Villain's Self-Saving System | ota

[discipleship]

Do you have any advice for improving one's technique?

[x_is_x]

Besides the obvious "learning by trial" on yourself and others? You need to really know how to read your partner.

Kazuki Miyamoto | Original | OTA

[meteorlogical]

If you could have sex anywhere without any repercussions or interference, where would you go?

[deepinthecloset]

Haha, what a question! Hmm... I think it would be exciting to have sex in public. Or like, not public public like literally in front of people, but like, I don't know, a movie theater or changing room at the store, you know?

shigure | fire emblem: fates & heroes | ota

[shigure]

Do you prefer sex with emotional intimacy or an emphasis on physical pleasure?

[igasato]

...

[ the awkward pause is going to last a moment, but he finally answers: ]

Emotional intimacy.

catherine orlov ( original )

[beguil]

Preferred positions to do the deed in?

[meteorlogical]

Missionary is nice and all, but if I'm being honest, I really like up against a wall or even a tree.

Makoto Tachibana | Free! | m/m

[orcamode]

How do you, ah, tell someone you like that you, ah, want to----ah....be on the bottom?

Sokka | Avatar: The Last Airbender | M/F

[justasimpleguy]

Say someone has never had sex before and that totally theoretical person wants to get some experience so they can, you know, last longer. What's the best way to go about that?