Woke up in jail

[sockula_untold]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh, right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby. It looks like you've...



WOKE UP IN JAIL!

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.

Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... It's not that I'm drunk. I'm good! I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.
2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)
3. Jailer/Warden.
4. Stranger/Cellmate.
5. Choose your own!

Comments

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

natasha romanoff | mcu | ota

[brushpass]

Carol Danvers | MCU | OTA

[impulsiveheart]

[I have seen The Marvels and would love to play around with anything from the events of the movie but I am also happy to avoid spoilers as well! OTA, canon, cross canon, assumed CR, etc.]

Buson (Attila) | Pokemon | OTA

[buson]

[Not his first rodeo! Who's going to be stuck in jail with the big, burly, brute with a short temper? He's actually the friendlier and slightly more compassionate partner of a pair of (murderous competent, high-ranking) Team Rocket members.
Drunk and disorderly conduct is also on-brand for the tanuki motif, fff. It's also what RNG rolled!
Murder and kidnapping are his bread abd butter. I can see any of this except 1, honestly.]

hello cellmate how do we keep meeting like this ahaha?

[teamconcerto]

[Guess who was ALSO overly drunk and causing problems to get thrown into jail? Chord.

...except he's not in his uniform, although he still wore dark lipstick that's been completely smeared. He would look a normal person if it weren't for that simple fact--and how he's holding the officer's hand through the cellbars shamelessly flirting in his drunken state. The officer on the other hand seemed unamused and a clear victim of Chord with signs of lipstick on her face.]

Offisheeer it was just a lil'...fling! Aha! They asked sooo I just...tossed 'em! Funny right? Now tell me about yourself-

[His speech is clearly slurred. That earns him a sigh from the officer who tugged her hand away.]

You're lucky I'm not locking you up here for any other reason than your alcohol consumption mister. You and your equally rowdy cellmate should cool it for the night here. Maybe you'll learn a thing or two!

Badou Nails | DOGS: Bullets and Carnage

[brokeassgoing]

 

[himbomb]

[This is a prison meme, and that means something along the lines of real ass jail time! And it should, y'know, probably be scary and horrible considering the canons of both of these destructive red color coded assholes, but we are going to go with a cartoonish prompt where a disgruntled Rex has his ear pressed against one of the cell walls.]

I can't tell if those two are actually having fun in there-

[He's going to point, despite the obvious.]

Or if they're actually dealin' with the after effects of last night's "chicken."

[Cue a pair of animated air quotation marks.]

I swear to god? The kitchen staff probably just harvested all of the dead birds from courtyard, plopped 'em in a soup, and then were like, "Here ya go!"

Trip | Pokemon | OTA

[serperiority]

[Rolled a five, which is hilarious. Ten year old on a joyride with a stolen vehicle. Did someone convince Trip driving a car would make him seem so much more grown-up? Who knows, but, the child prodigy, honour student, who has only ever been in detention once (half-intentionally, even) will likely be stressed out, panicking, and completely out of his element. Pampered prince in prison. Just a mess.

Other options available, except 1, 2, and 7 unless very strange circumstances were at play for 7 (Trip's only ever been willing to harm or potentially kill Pokemon for the sake of saving human beings from harm, he's a bit morally grey, not bloodthirsty!)]

[gold_drum]

[What's a better way to reunite with an old friend than ending up in the same jail cell? Gold's ended up in jail for *rolls dice* kidnapping. Hey, if those parents didn't want their kid napped, they should've had better vibes.

Gold's sitting in the back of the cell, completely relaxed and unconcerned about being in jail. (It's probably not even proper jail, just juvenile detention.) He raises a lazy hand to greet his new cellmate.]

Hey man, been a while. What'd you do, arson?

Re: Trip | Pokemon | OTA

[icfirewarriors]

"I told you I should've drove."

Shamus muttered to Trip, as the two shared a cell together.

E Nygma/The Riddler | DC Comics | OTA

[ainissesthai]

[Must be a day ending in y. Most likely the one locked up but he could be there to visit. Any crime works except 1.]

Fred Porlock | Moriarty the Patriot | ota

[mcognito]

devynn nisk ★ original

[spoir]

Telrim | Animorphs OC | ota

[inside_job]

[ Look, sometimes you're on an infiltration mission or clearing up after your boss 'disappeared' someone and you have the shitty luck to run into a cop who isn't already playing for Team Alien Brain Slug. It could happen to anyone. ]

Magne Hikiishi (Big Sis Mag) | My Hero Academia | OTA

[sistermagnetic]

[lbr she probably deserves to be in here...]

Blaze | Arknights | OTA

[airdrops]

Jack Kline ⫘ Supernatural ⫘ ota

[toddlerincharge]

Claire Novak ◄ Supernatural ► OTA

[hunterbarbie]

Leopold Fitz ¦ MCU

[monkeysandtech]

Castiel ➽ Supernatural

[allhaloedout]

Dean Winchester ⋙ Supernatural

[righteousless]

[nuntius]

[ Being low on Grace is something Castiel loathes with all of his being. He hates feeling weak and useless, hates feeling like he's less of himself, like there's pieces missing, pieces that don't fit even when he does manage to get some of them back.

He can't explain it, no one could understand - only another angel. And Dean isn't an angel. He's just a man, a man that's behind steel bars alongside Castiel. ]

I don't understand why we're here. I only kicked the door down to help.

Deke Shaw ☼ MCU

[lemonsandtech]

Daisy Johnson ♦ MCU

[agentskye]

mikaela banes | transformers

[catalytics]

sam winchester | supernatural

[saladshake]

[hunterbarbie]

[ it had been going great until the shots rang out, it really had. but somehow - and the fact that this doesn't happen to them more often must be some kind of a miracle - the next-door neighbors had called the police who arrived before sam and claire could get out of the abandoned building. so now they are sitting in a cell, 3 a.m. and they are not giving them their phone call. ]

Weren't you, like, pre-law or something? They can't do that to us, Sam. [ and because claire is pissed and has no sense of self-preservation, she goes right up to the bars and shouts. ] You cannot do this to us! We have rights!