Where do you think those texts from last night came from?

[groupon]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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cardinal copia (papa emeritus IV) | ghost

[ratsman]

PAPA EMERITUS IV (50something) Hobbies: Satan Likes: Ghouls

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morticia addams | the addams family (90s)

[gothmother]

MORTICIA ADDAMS (OF A CERTAIN AGE) My relationship and my grave are both open. Looking to try new things. Interests include knitting, gardening, spending time with my family, trying new recipes, and medieval torture devices and their implementation.

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Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

TOKI WARTOOTH (20something) toki from dethklok (real) (not catsfishing). plays the rhythms guitars. asks me abouts my models collection. maybe i'll lets you holds a subsmarine. really really really goods at ddr. helpsed saves the world so you gots to shows me your cat or else.

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eletria | dnd 5e/baldur's gate 3 oc | ota 21+

[historycheck]

Eletria (350+ years?) Show me some good swords and I'll send you a picture of my tits. Not interested in anything but swords. Not your dick. Don't care, will block if you send me dick pictures. Just some cool swords, please.

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E Nygma/The Riddler | DC Comics

[ainissesthai]

Edward Nygma (35) When one does not know what it is, then it is something. When one knows what it is, then it is nothing. Find me on twitch.tv/Enygmatic if you enjoy a real challenge

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[dawn_is_breaking]

I'm only swiping yes so I can tell you that the answer is: a riddle

Also I'm not surprised that you picked something so obvious.

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[catlady]

Are you seriously using a dating app to advertise your Twitch channel?

SCP-073 / Cain ( scp foundation )

[scp073]

Cain (Quite Old) i'm most interested in men that can show me something different. it often feels as if i've seen everything they have to offer.

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Stu Macher | Scream 1996

[its_a_scream]

Stu Macher, 21 What's your favorite scary movie?

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ooc: 21 for got away with au, if you want pre murders, he's 18 in his senior year.

[untangle]

Dated reference, but I stopped watching horror movies a while back.

Re: Stu Macher | Scream 1996

[raisedtohunt]

Life

[feelinghelpless]

Probably Cube.

[Oh, of fucking course it is.]

[bubblegumheart]

You first.

jerry ° tales from the gas station ° ota

[murderology]

Jerry (30) PRO TIP IF SOMEONE IS POINTING A GUN AT YOU AND ASKS IF THEY CAN ASK YOU A QUESTION DON'T SAY "SURE FIRE AWAY"

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[daggr]

Solid advice. Does that happen to you a lot?

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[dead_tongue]

Cute.

And a good blurb, too.

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

Remilia Scarlet (█20) Just a lady of wealth and taste looking for some fun. What's your blood type?

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selina kyle, dc comics

[catlady]

Selina Kyle (30) High risk, high reward.

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claude bérubé | original | m/m

[sociopolitically]

CLAUDE BÉRUBÉ (25) I like to keep it honest. Tell me something about you that's true and we'll see where it takes us.

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[professionalriot]

Wanna play truth or dare?

anna(-lena) krause, original character. ota.

[kellnerin]

[ info in journal. f/f for reciprocity. ]

ANNA KRAUSE (24) No, I don't dye all of it. Just the bits you can see. The question is, what about the rest, right?

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anubis ( mythology )

[nebtadjeser]

Anubis (6k+) god of funerary rites, guide of the dead, etc. when i'm not working, i like to travel and see movies. (and yes, when i have jackal ears, they're very soft.)

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[dionysianrevelry]

Tell me your favorite movie. (Because asking to touch your fluffy, soft, jackal ears without knowing your name first would be rude).

Nico |Dionysus | Greek Myth

[dionysianrevelry]

Nico D’Vine (25) lets get together if you can answer this math test: if I throw a triangle out the car and the car is going 20km/h and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul? also if you are pedro I have questions. hook up with me if you have cupcakes too.

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elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

elia (32) Mother. Sister. Soft-hearted, but no push-over. Classy lady, but knows how to have a good time. ;)

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[dionysianrevelry]

What kind of good time do you like?