Woof, disrespectfully

[sarafina]

RATE THAT TASTE

Post: a picture or description of your character’s crush or significant other. If they don’t have one, tell us their type, ideal gf/bf, or make up a celebrity or fictional crush for them! Headcanon your heart's desires.
Receive: the roasting of everything they hold dear by the heartless masses.

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Cupitan | Granblue Fantasy

[feeltherainbow]

Isn't she the cutest?

[rainbowchased]

Are you making it your life mission to humiliate me?!

Lestat de Lioncourt | IWTV (AMC) & multimedia

[unpetitcoup]

No other soul compares.

[interviewwiththevampire]

Yeah? And what's so great about him?

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

This is my wife, Jackie. Here she is poisoning a lot of people, being happy. I loff her sooo much!

loki odinson | where mischief lies

[annarr]

[tastes that trend from saucy sassy supervillainess to soft sassy nerd to honestly don't talk to him about it so... take a pick and he'll defend it]

Lucy | Elfen Lied | ota

[saudadist]

Someone with dark hair is nice- [ Especially if they're a bit deranged lmao ] But...

Getting more and more partial to blonds.

[thetombkeeper]

[Oh hello those first two blondes...

And that last one.

Please watch as Marik squirms a bit for a moment before playing it off like he totally isn't embarrassed and flattered he's on there. (Yami also notices. How sweet~)]

... You've got good taste.

X | I'm Gonna Be A Big Baddie | ota

[x_is_x]

Who doesn't like slightly mad, overworked scientists?

lapis de fiore | original | ota

[crisantemo]

[ For her in-game significant other? One shadow monarch.

Otherwise, in memes she tends to have a thing for dark and maybe mysterious who are actually big nerds underneath. ]

Hibiki Tachibana | Symphogear

[threateningauras]

My sunny place.

[Ah. Did she mean to include that (slightly NWS) last one...?]

[devious_rebellion]

She's got a nice smile, and a nice ass.

bradley | mahoyaku | ota

[potensum]

[ the best chef in the world. ]

Sayori | DDLC

[vpofpoems]

Eh heh... Childhood friends, right? Can't beat 'em...

[But there are three alternative options that suggest otherwise...

OOC note: I didn't intend for the pic of MC to be broken, but it's hilarious so I'm going with it.]

mona megistus | genshin impact

[astrolabium]

[ a terrible, horrible brat. ]

Enough!

Rin Tohsaka | Fate/

[erbe]

[HELP. STOP. YOU'RE KILLING HER.]

[pettymuch]

[ insert all sorts of pettiness here. Feel free to ignore the idiot. ]

void archives | honkai impact 3rd/star rail

[cube]

[ can he please have a welt like hello? he's not picky. welt joyce, welt yang, he'll take any of them, why has he been forsaken. he wants this so bad that he even showed up in welt yang's splash art.

as for memes, he has discovered religion. ]

im just harassing your inbox at this point but look,

[casketeer]

My, to be so very fond of Mr. Yang, it's all the more surprising that you departed from his most recent base of operations in the first place...

Unless--oh, perhaps it was a falling-out of sorts?

[ :^) ]

claire standish | the breakfast club

[claires]

[ He's got his moments.

In memes, her type's...pretty much identical, lmao. If you think it applies to you, it does. ]

Kiana (K-423) Kaslana ☄ Honkai Impact

[flamescion]

[Type 1 and Type 2]

Twilight | Maou-jou de Oyasumi

[tweelight]

[ The dragon, the hero, the princess. Well, it's a slapstick gag manga so they're more 'the people he gets into awkward misunderstandings with' than the people he's actually pursuing... ]

claudia | iwtv

[fifille]

[ Is it uncomfortable? Yes. Inappropriate? Yes. Complex, problematic, yes, yes. But it's Anne Rice, baby. ]

Ragetti | Pirates of the Caribbean | OTA

[woodeneye]

[ exhibit a

and, in memes: exhibit b ]

[ourlittlenordicangel]

[ What is going on here. ]

A... are they both your wife?

soundwave | transformers idw | ota

[peacewithouttyranny]

[in canon... he likes a certain autobot

crosscanon ship varies with... a normal girl, a fashionista, an underworld goddess, and another average girl.]

eletria | dnd 5e/baldur's gate 3 oc | ota 21+

[historycheck]

[just one man. one beautiful sadman.]

Stu Macher | Scream 1996

[its_a_scream]

He used to have Crush But he's found someone with better taste in movies

Levi Ackerman | Attack on Titan | ota

[n0regr3ts]

[he doesn't know what you mean. at all.

and okay...in a meme or two, it's possible that he noticed something. but that's it. levi doesn't think too hard about any of it.]

Kuroko Koumori | Murcielago

[halfeti]

[Check out her and her bae.

Pay absolutely no attention to the massive box full of photos of various scantily clad, big titty girls she's subtly nudging away from herself.]

[gfwithouthonororhumanity]

...You really would look amazing in a wedding dress...

[In the mushiness of the moment, the box goes unnoticed. For now.]

Felsi Rollo | Mobile Suit Gundam: The Witch from Mercury

[mvpineapple]

[ The Fluff ]

Yuko 'Shamiko' Yoshida | The Demon Girl Next Door

[shadowmistress]

[ Momo is bae ]

[constant_craver]

You really can pick 'em, there's no denying it!