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Robin Buckley | Stranger Things | ota

[howandwhen]

01. Sorry I kept proposing to you last night. I mean, I'm not really sorry. But sorry.

02. what are you talking about? and how drunk are you?

03. For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.

04. The urge to staple your mouth shut is SO hard to resist right now…

05. [Text her.]</small

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[bubblegumheart]

What would you have done if I had said yes?

[howandwhen]

Probably not believed you and still kept asking.

[bubblegumheart]

I'm not gonna lie. I'd considered it. Briefly.

[howandwhen]

really?
even though I couldn't even scrounge up a ring pop?

[bubblegumheart]

Really! You were being very charming.

[howandwhen]

I was being very ridiculous, but you're really sweet to call it charming instead.
well, I guess I don't completely remember
but ridiculous is way more likely for me than charming

[bubblegumheart]

Okay, you're right. You were being pretty ridiculous. But you were also being very sincere and that was what I found charming.

If you had asked when Jason was around, I would have said yes in a heartbeat btw.

[howandwhen]

do you want me to do that?
because I will ABSOLUTELY do that
I'll find a ring for that one even
I mean you might need to drag me to a hospital after but that would so be worth it

[bubblegumheart]

See. You say that and I'm incredibly torn. Because on the one hand, he would probably lose his mind. But on the other hand, he's kind of an asshole and I don't want to make trouble for you.

[howandwhen]

I don't know
The sheer entertainment of that might just be worth the trouble
And everyone already knows I'm a weirdo so, you know

3

[satanicpanics]

ok but buckley
listen
if you're a mess and i'm a mess, that's clearly advice that's not working out for either one of us

[howandwhen]

well
I don't know if I necessarily accept that that's my fault

4.

[annarr]

Rude.

Not uncommon, but rude.

[howandwhen]

Hey, at least I'm not actually doing it

[annarr]

As if words don't hurt at least half as much as staples.

[howandwhen]

do you want to test how they compare on the pain scale?

1

[prayercloset]

Do I need to give you back the bubble gum machine ring?

[howandwhen]

No no no!
no, of course not
that's all yours

04

[babysitters]

I'm just SAYING she asks what you are doing after work too much for it not to be a hint that she's the thing you could be doing.

[howandwhen]

1) don't be gross
2) You're reading way too much into it
Asking what somebody's doing after work is a totally normal polite staple of conversation
Like how's the weather or something

[babysitters]

I'm not being gross. That girl is into you and you've got your blinders on. What kinda friend wouldn't try and get your head out of your own ass?

Once maybe. It's been eight times, Robin. Eight.

( oh yeah. he counted. )

[howandwhen]

I don't have blinders on! I have realistic evaluation glasses on, if anything.

[ they're blinders ]

Maybe she just couldn't think of anything else to say
Maybe she's realized that the answer to that stays pretty short so she can be polite and also not get trapped in a long conversation
Maybe she's just really entertained by how little the answer changes

[babysitters]

Well then they're broken, Buck, because that's the only way you don't see it.

Sure, maybe. But the leaning closer smiling laughing hair twirling thing is classic flirt.

[howandwhen]

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