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[gutties]

Don't ask why he's hung over, too.

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[floralias]

i could have made you a pumpkin

[theotherobin]

i'm not gonna ask you to just make me things, dude.

[floralias]

I mean, you *can*. I do know how to say no.

Was it a regular pumpkin or a carved one?

[theotherobin]

didn't really wanna hear any kinda no as an answer.

it was a regular one. just chillin with a bunch of other ones. i'm gonna carve it, tho.

[floralias]

hm. sounds like it won't be missed. I think I can forgive you for stealing it. 😉

[theotherobin]

whew, thanks. that wouldve pushed me over the edge for fucking sure :P

[floralias]

we wouldn't want that! lmao

[theotherobin]

you joke, but it's fucking true.

[floralias]

no, it's true! I can't lie, remember?

[theotherobin]

is that a fairy thing?

[floralias]

yep. a lot of my kind are manipulative and deceptive, but none of us can outright lie.

[theotherobin]

are you ever manipulative and deceptive?

[floralias]

I try not to be. surprise parties sometimes make that difficult.

but more seriously, no. I despise that sort of behavior.

[theotherobin]

that's a good kind, tho. you don't gotta ever worry about that.

makes a lot of sense, actually.

[floralias]

that's one of the main contributing factors in me living among humans, too. among other less than pleasant things.

[theotherobin]

the fact that you don't like manipulating people?

[floralias]

yep.
don't get me wrong, I'm not one of those 'the truth is always best' sorts. I just don't see any sport in manipulating others just because I *can* or just for fun.

[theotherobin]

do you ever get shit for that?

[floralias]

so much that my Court kicked me out.

[theotherobin]

i need like, a fae 101 here cause i don't know what half the stuff you tell me means.

[floralias]

There are primarily three types of Fae: the Seelie, the Unseelie, who form the two Courts, and then there are the trouping Fae who aren't affiliated with either Court.

[theotherobin]

and you're a trouping fae?

[floralias]

very technically I'm a Seelie Lord in exile.

[theotherobin]

sounds sexy.

[floralias]

I can be~ 😜