I had my fingers crossed.

[ladys_night]

two (smutty) truths and a lie

Liar, liar, pants on fire. Better take those pants off...

HOW TO PLAY
- Your objective: to come up with two sexy facts and one sexy lie about your character to list in your comment.
- Their objective: to sniff out the decoy.
- You know the game. This one's just a smidgeon spicier.

Comments

Dark Schneider - Bastard!! - M/F

[pervy_inuyasha]

[Dark Schneider looks deep in thought. What hasn't he done? Ah, he's got one to do! He looks pretty happy about it, and one can almost imagine cute dog ears sprouting from his head briefly as he displays a flash of innocence.

Despite you know..the meme subject. He's a complicated man, ladies! A complicated man.]

I once had a harem of one hundred women.
I can sniff out virgins.
I fucked someone to death.

[dancethroughthedanger]

[Her face was twisting with disgust, and soon horror at that last one.]

... Please tell me that last one is the lie.

Kei Kuruma | Getter Robo Armageddon | OTA

[machspeedrill]

My dick is a foot long hard.
I 69'd my dad's friend once.
I've gotten a boner fighting aliens before.

[catsgothistongue]

... First one?

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

[Why was he dragged for this, why?]

I have both decently sized tits and ass as a girl and a decently sized dick as a guy.
I've thought about fucking a lot of the girls I'm engaged to or who are in love with me at least once.
I'm a virgin.

[might_be_a_pig]

You've got a small dick huh? Well it's not that uncommon in Japan.

[Yup, guess who thinks he's got it all figured out?]

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic | OTA

[flatcola]

My ex fisted me once.
I got naked with a bunch of younger girls.
I've downed a shot glass of semen.

[catsgothistongue]

[Uhhhhh...]

I sincerely hope that second one isn't true, because... [yikes that sounds very, very bad out of context!]

Shantae | Shantae | OTA

[dancethroughthedanger]

I have a succubus form that's a lot more... promiscuous than I am.
I've slept with a zombie before in the same bed multiple times.
I've used my other transformations during the deed before.

[flatcola]

...the last one's a lie.

Alivian | Kocchi Muite Glare (dom-sub verse) | OTA

[alivian]

I've thought of having sex with my two coworkers.
I've had a one-night-stand in a dive bar.
I'm good enough with my tongue and like using it.

ehem. sorry, had to

[detectiveprinceakechi]

I can confirm the third one, so that one's true.

So it's either the first or second.
I'd go with the second one as a lie.

Sora | No game no life

[ihearthumanity]

The first time I grabbed a girl's boobs was because my sister pushed me into it.

I'm friends with a lesbian elf that offered to let me watch her bathe if I performed the ceremony to marry her girlfriend.

I made an angel orgasm with my talented hands, and she agreed to serve me for life.

[His life is truly special. Anyone can reply, but Sora is sadly straight.]

Yuko 'Shamiko' Yoshida | The Demon Girl Next Door | OTA

[shadowmistress]

I can get off from having my tail played with.

I can get off from having my boobs played with.

I can get off from having my horns played with.

[ .......wait did she just say all of those out loud? ]

[i_hate_ecchi]

Well... I know at least three girls the first one is true for, so... 3 is the lie?

[Why the hell is she here again?]

Remilia Scarlet | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

1. I love to feed on lovers during sex.

2. I want to try sex in flight.

3. I slept with La Maupin herself.

Cassie Cage | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[nutkrusher]

1. My sexual orientation is "abs."
2. I've had a HUGE crush on Jacqui Briggs forever.
3. My greatest regret? Hate sex with Frost.

Yami | To LOVE-Ru | OTA

[i_hate_ecchi]

I've been fingered by the boy I like in public.

I once created dozens of portals to other girls nipples.

I orgasm whenever I make someone bleed.

[Please let her die, this is too mortifying to live through.]

[peacewithouttyranny]

First one is plausible. Second sounds... ridiculous enough even for someone to made it up.

[One could see the perplexed look behind this 'lady''s mask for that second line.]

Third one is the lie?

Kroos | Arknights | ota

[here_i_am]

1: I’ve had sex with every member of my team.
2: I once almost messed up an assignment because I got so bored in my sniper’s nest that I started masturbating.
3: I have actually used the “Netflix and chill?” libe to get laid.

[brandnue]

...I really want the lie to be three. I dunno about a world where someone whipped that one out sincerely and it actually worked.

Gabriel Blanchard | OC | OTA

[bit_awkward]

I didn't lose my virginity until I was 20 years old.
I am bisexual, but I have never actually been with a man before.
I once paid for someone to be intimate with me, but only panicked and cried.

[catsuiting]

I'm torn, really. It's either the virginity one or the one how you panicked that's the lie. Maybe the latter unless it was something that was arranged for you? Or maybe you were young, maybe this was before you lost your virginity? I feel like if you set your mind on that kind of thing, it's set...

Sherlock Holmes | Moriarty the Patriot/Yuukoku no Moriarty | @lordofcrime

[finallyivecaughtyounow]

- I'd rather have sex than solve a mystery.
- I've had sex with women before.
- I masturbate every day.

[lordofcrime]

What an intriguing mystery for me to solve, Sherly. I feel honored.

Morgan Jay Finnigan | OC | OTA

[morganjayfinnigan]

I can count the amount of times I've had sex on one hand.
I have been with both men and women.
I was once left tied up for a couple hours because they got emergency called into work just after we had finished.

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[kyalberich]

The closest I got to a sexual encounter became a fight.

I'm not very interested in having sex with just anyone.

I wear lingerie sometimes.

[masteragnvindr]

Hm. Knowing you, these all sound plausible.

Abby Plume | OC | f/f

[dotsy]

1. I've accidentally sent nudes to the wrong person enough times to embarrass even me.

2. I've sexted and touched myself until I came in the middle of class.

3. I ate a cashier out for a burger once when I forgot to bring money.

[sensorysharing]

Um... Is it the third one?

Eda | Black Lagoon | OTA

[17l]

- I moonlight as a Dominatrix sometimes for extra cash.
- I'm a sucker for sweet, shy boys and girls in bed.
- I'll use my mouth for anything, including booze funds.

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA

[madame_nerium]

- I was married once to a person that used to share me with whoever was interested in me. It was fun.
- I could be better at fellatio.
- Has a curiosity for non-human's with large or... exotic genitals.

Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC | OTA

[puppet_mistressofhell]

- Can turn herself into various exotic creatures upon request.
- Once killed a husband by exhausting him to death during sex.
- Plays around with sizes of people's dicks, breasts, and asses for fun.

chloé | kankaku kyouyuu maid-san! | f/f

[sensorysharing]

I have had sex with my sister to test the effects of a love potion.

My sister and I will always orgasm at the same time.

I've had a threesome with my sister and the young mistress.

[ Please kill her. ]

[yurisan]

Wow, uh, you sure are close with your sister...

Um, th-the third one's the lie?

Hayate Yagami | Lyrical Nanoha | F/F

[nightskymage]

Ohhh this should be fun.

[Yeah, just look at that wicked grin.]

I live with three beautiful girls who all call me "Mistress".

My favorite part of the female body is the ass.

I was once in the same bed as three of the most powerful magical girls of my age. None of us were wearing pants.

[delicatetouch]

...well, I think I already know.

Tsubasa Kazanari | Symphogear | F/F

[delicatetouch]

The first time I came was using a microphone as a toy.

A man has never seen my underwear before.

My favorite part of a woman is her breasts.

[daughterofthemark]

I shall guess the second option.

Iren Suto | original | ota

[soulfusedinn]

1: I’ve used space warping magic to pleasure someone while they were out and about and I was in the comfort and safety of my own home.
2: A devil once got lost in my dreams and ended up having dream sex with me.
3: My biggest fantasy’s involve a future husband on our wedding night. Or possibly a future wife. Either would work.

Cassandra Cain | DC Comics | OTA

[silentbat]

1. I watch people have sex.
2. I once took a train to Kansas to, um. Crawl into a boy's bed.
3. I get off on my bike.

[detectivewonder]

... One?