groupon (
groupon) wrote in
bakerstreet2023-10-20 01:57 pm
Ghosting isn't just a Halloween activity

Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen? |
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toji fushiguro // jjk // ota 18+
FUSHIGURO TOJI (36)
or eat ass 👅💦
whatever pays me more
you asked for this i'm not responsible 1/2
either way, this profile will get nuked in no time.
only, as he opens the app, this particular profile pops up and he stares at it in disgust.
why does he need to know that his father fucks?? for money?
what would his mother think about this???
he wants to erase this memory. ]
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im fucking crying
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ezra bridger | star wars | ota 18+
Ezra Bridger (29)
jedi, animal lover, former lieutenant commander
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How far out of the loop are you?
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void archives | honkai impact 3rd/star rail
VOID ARCHIVES (52,025)
[ will you take a gamble on this humanoid loot box. ]
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if you cry out, i guess i could hear you out ~
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Rin Tohsaka | Lord El-Melloi II Adventures
TOHSAKA RIN (21)
[She also sucks at technology, so someone else generously put this up for her.]
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[ She says, knowing for a fact that somebody definitely set this up for her, description and all. The question is "who" though...
...don't mind the checkmark. ]
copia emeri𐕣us | ghos𐕣 | o𐕣a 21+
COPIA (53)
tickler of taints
satanic pope
proud ghoul daddysometimes i'm on tour
are you on the square?
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Masane Amaha | Witchblade | ota
MASANE AMAHA (23)
My child is more important than anything tho so you need to understand that, thankies! 😘
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I hope it's alright if you're a couple of years older than me.
Something long-term and stable sounds great. I get along well with kids too, guess it comes with having a big family. I'm one of eight siblings.
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sanjiro kawanari | oc | m/f
Sanjiro Kawanari (35)
tav (sir godfrey) (profile someone else's doing probably) | baldur's gate 3 | m/m 25+!
SIR GODFREY (35)
and, well. IN it.
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[but he'll be damned if he'll admit it]
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vincent castor | original | m/f
VINCENT CASTOR (OVER 20)
Vampire.anatole diagne, original. ota.
ANATOLE DIAGNE (24)
car mechanic, wanna be a formula 1 driver, but also want to find something worth slowing down for.
Luka -OC- OtA My dumbass just inked for the first time in MONTHS
Luka (37*)
Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA
Birdie (80)
I typed my birthday wrong and it won't let me change it. ☹️
rui kamishiro | project sekai | ota 18+
Rui Kamishiro (18)
Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA
RANMA SAOTOME (19)
[someone else
*cough cough nabiki cough cough*probably made this for him without his knowledge at first.]penelope parker | spider-man au | ota
Penelope (31)
Nobara Kugisaki | JJK | F/F to go anywhere, OTA people she knows stumbling on this
N.K. (18)
♫ Taking over this town
They should worry ♪
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Why athletic girls in particular? Just your type, or do you want somebody to go running with you and stuff?
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lmaooooo
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John | XMCU
John (25)
patron saint of assholes
i like motorbikes and cheap vodka
so if that sounds like a good time to you then HMU
Not looking for anything serious so let's keep it casual-
i am not the kind of guy you want to bring home to meet anyone anyway
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Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact
Kaeya Alberich (28)
Not for long term commitment!
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Hi.
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Raeya Alberich | Genshin Impact OC
Raeya (28)
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is it me or do u lk fmrlr
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kujou sara | genshin impact
KUJOU SARA (23)
As required, I have attached proof of my identity. If you are willing to sell the Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder, or simply wish to discuss the care and keeping of one, please contact me immediately.
This is a personal request. Any matters concerning Inazuma's public security should be reported directly to the Tenryou Commission.
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Quetzalcoatl (Lucoa) | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid | OTA
LUCOA (???)
If you're looking for a laid-back good time, I'm your girl!
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Selina Kyle - DC Comics
Selina Kyle (Adult, okay?)
kiritsugu emiya ( fate/zero ) m/f
Kiritsugu Emiya (29)
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I've been recommended my own dad. I think I've experienced all I need to experience with this site.
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you asked for this
xie lian — tgcf / heaven official's blessing
XIE LIAN (800+)
(yes his friends did not fill in the bio because "scrap collector" doesn't quite cut it but neither does crown prince nor any of the other options. lbr they just want him to go out with someone who isn't hua cheng lmao. anyway they also forgot to erase their placeholder of "BIO" so that's all anyone seeing his profile would see...😔 & no he doesn't know they did this. of course he doesn't. yet. feel free to take his age seriously or misconstrued as a typo given the disaster this whole thing is already.😌)