Ghosting isn't just a Halloween activity

[groupon]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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toji fushiguro // jjk // ota 18+

[assassinsgreed]

FUSHIGURO TOJI (36) ill kick ass 🔫💪 or eat ass 👅💦 whatever pays me more

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you asked for this i'm not responsible 1/2

[seaurchin]

[ why is megumi on tinder???? the kids made him a profile because it was funny and he is 1) figuring out how to delete it, and 2) covertly seeing who likes him because he's curious.

either way, this profile will get nuked in no time.

only, as he opens the app, this particular profile pops up and he stares at it in disgust.

why does he need to know that his father fucks?? for money?
what would his mother think about this???

he wants to erase this memory. ]

ezra bridger | star wars | ota 18+

[lothal]

Ezra Bridger (29) back in my own galaxy again and need some help catching up on current events jedi, animal lover, former lieutenant commander

✓ ✕

[scrap_yard]

✓

How far out of the loop are you?

void archives | honkai impact 3rd/star rail

[cube]

VOID ARCHIVES (52,025) Who, if I cried out, would hear me among the angels' hierarchies? and even if one of them pressed me against his heart: I would be consumed in that overwhelming existence.

✓ ✕

[ will you take a gamble on this humanoid loot box. ]

[announced]

( he read angel and got interested... so... ✓! )

if you cry out, i guess i could hear you out ~

Rin Tohsaka | Lord El-Melloi II Adventures

[edelstein]

TOHSAKA RIN (21) If you like a brat who plays hard to get, the woman in red is your gal. Top of her class, distinguished pedigree, and tough attitude will give you a challenge worth bragging about after. Enough red flags to keep it interesting but not overwhelming.

✓ ✕

[She also sucks at technology, so someone else generously put this up for her.]

✓

[thelaststardust]

...surprisingly honest description, Tohsaka.

[ She says, knowing for a fact that somebody definitely set this up for her, description and all. The question is "who" though...

...don't mind the checkmark. ]

copia emeri𐕣us | ghos𐕣 | o𐕣a 21+

[littlesunshine]

COPIA (53) wobbler of asses tickler of taints satanic pope proud ghoul daddy sometimes i'm on tour are you on the square?

✓ ✕

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I... I can't... I am married now... [ But they had a lot of fun together! ]

Masane Amaha | Witchblade | ota

[milfblade]

MASANE AMAHA (23) Single mom looking for a longtime commitment. Not much money so hope you don't mind cheap dates and cuddling! My child is more important than anything tho so you need to understand that, thankies! 😘

✓ ✕

[pyrrhic_paladin]

✓

I hope it's alright if you're a couple of years older than me.

Something long-term and stable sounds great. I get along well with kids too, guess it comes with having a big family. I'm one of eight siblings.

sanjiro kawanari | oc | m/f

[personalprotection]

Sanjiro Kawanari (35) I’m a professional Bodyguard and I’m also a great cook. Pretty outgoing and active. I have traveled quite a bit and seen a lot of the world. I have some scars from my work, but nothing that bad.

✓ ✕

tav (sir godfrey) (profile someone else's doing probably) | baldur's gate 3 | m/m 25+!

[gwilym]

SIR GODFREY (35) Has a lot on his mind... and, well. IN it.

✓ ✕

[captains_hands]

.... ✓

[but he'll be damned if he'll admit it]

vincent castor | original | m/f

[supernaturalwealth]

VINCENT CASTOR (OVER 20) Owner of a modest multi-billion dollar business. Likes to shop for himself and others, travel, experience new things and just enjoy life. Vampire.

✓       ✕

anatole diagne, original. ota.

[housingdevelopments]

[ info + permissions in journal. ]

ANATOLE DIAGNE (24) if you've got a car, I've got a way of making it better. if you don't have a car, I can probably fix you up with one. if you don't know how to drive, why are you here? car mechanic, wanna be a formula 1 driver, but also want to find something worth slowing down for.

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Luka -OC- OtA My dumbass just inked for the first time in MONTHS

[forrestertailor]

Luka (37*) A ride for the ages

✓ ✕

Birdie Lewis | OC | Vampire: The Masquerade | OTA

[acaseofyou]

Birdie (80) Night owl musician. Knowledge of folk music is a bonus not a requirement. Not interested in strings or labels. Let me see your playlists! I typed my birthday wrong and it won't let me change it. ☹️

✓ ✕

rui kamishiro | project sekai | ota 18+

[hyperfix]

Rui Kamishiro (18) Wear me out if you can't keep up with me.

✓ ✕

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

RANMA SAOTOME (19) Master martial artist, one of the best there ever is, also great at cooking and cleaning. Can also be both your boyfriend/husband and your girlfriend/wife.~ Give me a call anytime!

✓ ✕

[someone else *cough cough nabiki cough cough* probably made this for him without his knowledge at first.]

penelope parker | spider-man au | ota

[spectacularing]

Penelope (31) High School teacher. You’ve probably seen my photography. Can and will out-eat you. Let’s hang.

✓ ✕

Nobara Kugisaki | JJK | F/F to go anywhere, OTA people she knows stumbling on this

[ratherbeahammer]

N.K. (18) Funloving girl seeking other girls! Athletic types a big plus ♥ ♫ Taking over this town They should worry ♪

✓ ✕

[no_more_running]

✓

Why athletic girls in particular? Just your type, or do you want somebody to go running with you and stuff?

John | XMCU

[fire_starter]

John (25) patron saint of assholes i like motorbikes and cheap vodka so if that sounds like a good time to you then HMU Not looking for anything serious so let's keep it casual- i am not the kind of guy you want to bring home to meet anyone anyway

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[fiendishfeline]

Gross picture.

Kaeya Alberich | Genshin Impact

[kyalberich]

Kaeya Alberich (28) Looking for a good time. Not for long term commitment!

✓ ✕

[masteragnvindr]

✔️

Hi.

Raeya Alberich | Genshin Impact OC

[raeya_alberich]

Raeya (28) Hi! Trying this out for the first time because I'm not from around here and someone suggested it. I can cook decently and love scenic walks. Let's chat!

✓ ✕

[kyalberich]

✔️
is it me or do u lk fmrlr

kujou sara | genshin impact

[dendrobium]

KUJOU SARA (23) I am seeking a seventh edition Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder. Due to the various requirements of my job, I was unable to purchase this latest Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder during its initial sale period. As required, I have attached proof of my identity. If you are willing to sell the Statue of Her Excellency, the Almighty Narukami Ogosho, God of Thunder, or simply wish to discuss the care and keeping of one, please contact me immediately. This is a personal request. Any matters concerning Inazuma's public security should be reported directly to the Tenryou Commission.

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[shoukinokami]

Simp.

Quetzalcoatl (Lucoa) | Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid | OTA

[wisestofserpents]

LUCOA (???) Just watching the world go by 🐉 If you're looking for a laid-back good time, I'm your girl!

✓ ✕

[malibu_farmboy]

You seem like an exciting worldly type. If you're watching the world go by, we can at least spend most of our time watching the cool, fun parts.

Selina Kyle - DC Comics

[fiendishfeline]

Selina Kyle (Adult, okay?) You can't handle me, but that doesn't mean you can't try. No dogs allowed.

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kiritsugu emiya ( fate/zero ) m/f

[originbullets]

Kiritsugu Emiya (29) Single father of 2 and widower. My children are my life. Fast food connoisseur and gun enthusiast. Not always timely with responses, sry.

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[thelaststardust]

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I've been recommended my own dad. I think I've experienced all I need to experience with this site.

xie lian — tgcf / heaven official's blessing

[necessity]

XIE LIAN (800+) BIO (yes his friends did not fill in the bio because "scrap collector" doesn't quite cut it but neither does crown prince nor any of the other options. lbr they just want him to go out with someone who isn't hua cheng lmao. anyway they also forgot to erase their placeholder of "BIO" so that's all anyone seeing his profile would see...😔 & no he doesn't know they did this. of course he doesn't. yet. feel free to take his age seriously or misconstrued as a typo given the disaster this whole thing is already.😌)

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