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his fated number 😔 as long as he can beat zoro

[sanji]

[ there goes his dreams of sleeping in her bed 💔 ]

i'll be your reliable guard and never leave my post
and i'll message you every hour so you know it all remains safe

/♪～(￣ε￣；) no comment on where zoro ranks in her personal poll/

[weatherchannels]

[if she even catches one whiff of him in her bed he is a dead man.]

once a day is enough.

chews on his shirt sobbing over the nightmare of it

[sanji]

[ just a baby whiff 🤏 ]

not even to say that i miss you?

[weatherchannels]

[not ONE whiff!!]

but i already know how much you miss me.
reminding me every hour just isn't necessary.

[because she knows it's not going to be one text every hour it's going to be like five consecutive messages of weird love poems.]

[sanji]

[ orz ]

then i hope you can still think of me even when i don't write, nami-san~
i just wish i could give you better company than marimo

[weatherchannels]

of course.
i'll be thinking all about how well you're looking after my things!

and it hasn't been too bad. robin's been pretty good company to make up for zoro.

[thats RIGHT sanji is stuck with NO GIRLS ON THE SHIP.]

[sanji]

[ no wonder he's in complete needy agony. ]

as long as you two have each other ...

[ zoro's gonna die for stealing his dream. ]

maybe you two can take a cute picture together for me? ♡

[weatherchannels]

[somewhere up ahead (or behind the group because who knows where he wandered off to) zoro's nose is itching....]

maybe. we'll be taking a bath soon so it might not be for awhile...

[he is getting 0 pictures. sorry, dude.]

1/2

[sanji]

[ BATH!? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ]

[sanji]

you can take one in there!
i don't mind!!!!

[weatherchannels]

i charge berry for those kinds of pictures 👌

[sanji]

you can have my entire allowance

[weatherchannels]

[she was expecting this but. boy.]

not gonna cut it.

[sanji]

eh???? how much more are you charging??

[weatherchannels]

more than your allowance.

plus, it's double for photos featuring robin.

[she did not consult robin.]

[sanji]

i'll find you all the jewels and gold, nami-san!!!

[ he'll die for nami and robin bath pics!!! as if he'd actually get any ]

[weatherchannels]

sorry i don’t accept IOUs as payment.

[those pictures were never going to happen, sanji.]

[sanji]

( captcha won't kill the sanami dream )