Debatable. If he has a calendar with him, he probably won't call you out on it. But it's also your place so I don't think being nude in your own house is illegal.
Okay yeah, that's definitely worst case... but since that's not happened yet, I assume the postman hasn't made his delivery rounds either. Maybe you could make a sign and put it on the door to the effect of "Happy National Nudity day"?
You could also probably put a sign up saying that the inhabitants are affected by a horrible fabric eating virus and to leave the delivery at the door, but he'd have to be... [ Really, REALLY dense.. ]
That probably wouldn't work for a lot of people. Especially if it's got to be signed for.
[honestly Nami is being stubborn at this point. plus she's put most of her nice bras and tops out on the balcony to dry...]
if i put that sign up i'll either have to explain to Luffy that fabric eating viruses don't exist, or i'll attract unwanted attention to my room at the inn before my package even gets here...
i should just hope the delivery man is actually a very understanding woman or a guy who bats for the other team.
[ Understandable though! Getting a delivery when you just wanna relax and lounge is kind of annoying, because then you gotta get up from your cozy spot. ]
... And the "happy National nudity day" one would probably make him think he was obligated to go streaking around the Inn, I guess. [ Sounds familiar. She didn't think Shiki was QUITE as bad as Luffy though. ]
It's probably already on its way, right? I'd have offered to pick it up for you and bring it by whenever. I'll cross my fingers that they'll be a cooperative postal person - and not a blabber.
Actually the best case scenario might be them being so shocked at your boldness that they just faint straight away and you can convince them it was their imagination later. Or heatstroke if you're in an extremely warm area. :)
[ Which she would assume was the case what with the toplessness and such but she could be wrong! ]
[Luffy going fully nude and running around is the last thing she needs right now.]
it's pretty warm where we are, but the women here are covered up for the most part, unless they're a bellydancer or street performer. to protect against the sun.
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... it was your house right?
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we don’t really get delivery on the Merry...
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O.. oh. Uh... can you try the "mind your own business" defense if the National Topless Day doesn't work?
... what's the worst case scenario here?
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but reality:] that the report somehow makes its way to the marines and we have to skip town?
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Okay yeah, that's definitely worst case... but since that's not happened yet, I assume the postman hasn't made his delivery rounds either. Maybe you could make a sign and put it on the door to the effect of "Happy National Nudity day"?
You could also probably put a sign up saying that the inhabitants are affected by a horrible fabric eating virus and to leave the delivery at the door, but he'd have to be... [ Really, REALLY dense.. ]
That probably wouldn't work for a lot of people. Especially if it's got to be signed for.
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if i put that sign up i'll either have to explain to Luffy that fabric eating viruses don't exist, or i'll attract unwanted attention to my room at the inn before my package even gets here...
i should just hope the delivery man is actually a very understanding woman or a guy who bats for the other team.
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... And the "happy National nudity day" one would probably make him think he was obligated to go streaking around the Inn, I guess. [ Sounds familiar. She didn't think Shiki was QUITE as bad as Luffy though. ]
It's probably already on its way, right? I'd have offered to pick it up for you and bring it by whenever. I'll cross my fingers that they'll be a cooperative postal person - and not a blabber.
Actually the best case scenario might be them being so shocked at your boldness that they just faint straight away and you can convince them it was their imagination later. Or heatstroke if you're in an extremely warm area. :)
[ Which she would assume was the case what with the toplessness and such but she could be wrong! ]
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it's pretty warm where we are, but the women here are covered up for the most part, unless they're a bellydancer or street performer. to protect against the sun.
ARE you able to intercept it somehow?
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[ Add Leaper's boost to that, and short of any issues, she could cover a lot of distance in a short amount of time. ]
I'll probably just need the text confirmation from you to give me permission to relieve the delivery man - or woman - of the package for you.
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oh, you won't really need a text confirmation for this package...
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No? That's great but...should I ask why?
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