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why should i marry you? 💍 meme

Imagine, if you will, a world where you must convince someone to marry your character. What do they bring to the hypothetical table that is sure to win all comers?

That world is this world. It's this meme. You have one shot to marry off your character. ONE subject line. The rest of their life depends on it. Their life depends on it!

(Am I implying they'll die if they don't get someone to marry them? Well. I'm not-not saying a painful end will come their way...

Don't hold me to anything. Just plead a case! You don't have time to worry about the specifics, do you?)

how to play:
- What it says.
- Why should ANYONE marry your character?
- Put it. Go ooooon. Put it.
- So. Volunteers? Anyone out there?

Comments

POWERFUL, SEXY, ETERNAL, see below.

[avengedninefold]

Demon lord, extra fluffy, fallen angel … bigger than anyone you’ve seen downstairs.

Hit me up.

You can say you married the pope (kinda sorta).

[ratsman]

despite his attitude he actually cares more than he lets on and....

[relentlesstrigger]

(....is loyal, has a well paying job, can defend himself or fight alongside any woman willing to deal with his attitude problems.)

....

(Yeah, he has no words on him being given selling points....)

(it wouldn't really be a good idea) would care for you —

[waikyoku]

( —— could kill for you, will think you're cute and rather than affection she gets longing (infatuation) instead. )

Sweet and caring under his prideful attitude, great cook and cleaner, will fight for you...

[catsgothistongue]

(... and alongside you, loyal to a fault, good with kids, and can be both your husband and your wife.)

...

[why is this happening to him, he's already got a lot of people trying to marry him... and was his curse really needed to be a positive?]

The dick is fire and he’ll build you a whole house and everything to go in it

[forrestertailor]

[Not shown: he’s terrible with money and would definitely use a life insurance pay off if he could so WATCH OUT. And have fun]

Rich, pretty, funny, saves the world, can pick you up, carry you, throw you against a wall

[nutkrusher]

Really, you're the one who needs to sell ME on it.

[dancethroughthedanger]

... Is that last one mandatory?

[She really wouldn't want to be slammed into a wall.]

[nutkrusher]

No, but it's part of the appeal for some people.

[dancethroughthedanger]

Ah. Gotcha...

[Why are people like this sometimes? Shantae'll never understand it.]

[nutkrusher]

Some people like a woman who...asserts herself. Which is good news for me.

rich, protective, warmhearted, is a wolf, will dote on u & love u & buy you all the things

[alivian]

...Don't listen to that. Just don't. It's not worth it.