texts on a sunday

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texting meme You’ve got your TFLN, you’ve got your sexting, now here’s the meme for all those gen texts, phone calls, voicemails, pictures of your cats, and whatever else your little heart can come up with, because who doesn't like a little old-fashioned friendly texting. (Or enemy texting, if that's more your bag.) instructions: What it says on the tin! Leave a comment with your character, include preferences, a start, absolutely nothing or whatever you want. Run around and reply to others. Lather, rinse, repeat.

Comments

[theotherobin]

omg you totally would have. that would've been so funny.

i was probably dreaming about you ☺️

[captain_bitterness]

Of course I would have, I hate snoring.
Or you were dreaming about chili dogs.

[theotherobin]

would you dump me if i snored????

maybe i was dreaming about eating chili dogs while sitting in your lap.

[captain_bitterness]

No, I'd just have to do surgery on your nasal passage.

Mmn. That sounds like a messy combo.

[theotherobin]

Omfg Nate!

sounds like a yummy combo. besides you've seen me eat chili dogs, i don't drop a single bit. i'm a fucking pro!

[captain_bitterness]

What? I'd be gentle.

Yes, you're very good at shoving all that meat in your mouth.

[theotherobin]

well, you HAVE done surgery on me before, so yeah, i guess :P

all kinds of meat ;)

[captain_bitterness]

Exactly, I'm great at it. One time I had to do surgery on Leslie's throat with my powers and she doesn't even have a scar from it.

Do you have a favorite?

[theotherobin]

why'd you have to do that?

uh huh. yours 😉

[captain_bitterness]

Because something was going down her throat trying to kill her.

Good boy.

[theotherobin]

oh damn, good thing you were there.

😉😉😉
miss you.

[captain_bitterness]

Yes it was, it was also she was there with me because later she saved my ass.

I miss you as well.

[theotherobin]

how?

but that'll just make it even better when i get to see you again 💕

[captain_bitterness]

All of L.A. was being destroyed and she put up a force field to keep me safe.

They do say that 'absence makes the heart grow fonder'.

[theotherobin]

whoa. wait, how'd everyone else survive?

yeah i never believed in that but i'm trying ;)

[captain_bitterness]

Tommy and Sadie were on civilian saving duty.

I appreciate it since it's a necessary thing.

[theotherobin]

guess it worked cause it's still standing.

yeah. i know. i think i'm doing pretty good with it, huh?

[captain_bitterness]

That it did.

You're doing very good, I enjoyed the audio message you sent me. It was nice to have that while dealing with this contract.

[theotherobin]

i could send you more like that if you really like them. i really liked yours too.

i'm glad it helped.

[captain_bitterness]

I'm okay for now but the next time I have a long contract I'll happily accept them.

[theotherobin]

hopefully you won't have another long, shitty contract for a while.

[captain_bitterness]

Thankfully I can pick my own contracts and since I prefer taking shorter ones that's what I usually get but every once in a while I have to do a long one.

[theotherobin]

why do you have to?

[captain_bitterness]

Because they either pay a very large amount of money or I know the person I'm working with and they need me.

[theotherobin]

still sucks.