Date your demons

[groupon]

the tinder meme Maybe you can't find a date. Maybe you don't want to find a date. Maybe this whole thing was set up by your well-meaning friends, or your prank-playing enemies, or your over-involved mother. Whatever the reason, you're on a swipe-based dating system. Call it tinder, cuddlr, e-harmony but for shallow assholes... you're on it. What's the worst that could happen?

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Myrrh | Fire Emblem 8 | OTA

[darklingdragon]

Myrrh (1200) I am the guardian of an ancient cursed forest, but the demon king imprisoned there has been slain for good. I therefore seek to venture out into the world to seek friends and companions. While I am a dragon, and therefore quite old for my appearance, I am very happy to befriend humans or otherwise who are not so long-lived. I do not yet know what activities I most enjoy, so I'm willing to try almost anything once!

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moriann moss — fantasy oc — ota

[tothequeen]

MORIANN MOSS (25) I can describe in very brief terms what I do; I give advice. And when my advice is followed, so far no one has died.

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[lifelink]

More than I could say for my advice.

You really hold life and death matters in your hands?

[tothequeen]

More than can be said for the advice of most people.

I'm in a particular position. The person whom I work for, her life depends on the outcome of my guidance. If I'm not very precise in my predictions, it could lead to her death.

takeshi sendo || hajime no ippo || m/f

[supersmash]

Takeshi Sendo (27) Featherweight professional boxer, former JBC featherweight champion, fighting my way through the world stage. You want the best, you're looking at him!

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chai || hi-fi rush || ota

[trashmetal]

Chai (25) Rockstar in the making, can't stop won't stop all the way to the top! Let's hang out and party, I'm down for a good time! (pic unrelated i can't delete it)

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[stickiestfingers]

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Best place for a party, think quickly

A. Abandoned warehouse on the edge of town, rusty bits NOT removed
B. Rooftop of a building where old guys usually hang out with their pigeons
C. Veeeeeeeery edge of a pier, guardrails not included

[trashmetal]

Oooh, I like this. Can I ask one question about each choice, or do I gotta just wing it?

Toki Wartooth | Metalocalypse | ota 18+

[dethangel]

TOKI WARTOOTH (20something) toki from dethklok (reals) (not clicksbait) (not catsfishings). the rhythms guitars guy. helpsed saves the world. asks me abouts my models collection. we can plays games if you wants. shows me your cat if you gots one!!! or else!!!

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tighnari | genshin impact | ota

[veardant]

Tighnari (25) akademiya graduate, botanist/mycologist, interested in skin and fur care, looking for new friends and maybe more if we hit it off? i'm no good at this.

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cyno | genshin impact | ota

[cashewlater]

Cyno (25) do u like tcg

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[sir] gawain | arthuriana

[nooner]

GAWAIN A (28) for where we have sovereignty, all is ours -- must accept large dogs, weird schedules, and constant interruptions from younger brothers

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[tothequeen]

Perhaps my younger sisters can keep your brothers distracted for a while.

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[nooner]

You think so? Have you got an army of them?

rigon dotsk | d&d oc

[damaran]

Rigon Dotsk (22) Grew up in Bryn Shander but now all over the map. Looking for fellow adventurers (on the hero end of the spectrum, if possible) to take care of some business on the Sword Coast. Also okay to contact for hand-holding, probably unrelated to adventuring (on whatever end of the spectrum). Taknea lu' ulnin telanth!

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Jade "the Prophetess" | Enderal: Forgotten Stories | OTA.

[dreamflowers]

JADE (32) Civil war refugee. Got thrown off a ship, somehow ended up with magical powers and a responsibility to save the world. Spent most of my life on the streets. I'm either resourceful or just plain lucky when it comes to not dying. Not worth much, but I do enjoy a good drink and a good time with interesting people.

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[tothequeen]

I've been told, death doesn't believe in luck.

Squall Leonhart | Final Fantasy VIII | ota

[maybethelion]

SQUALL LEONHART (19) It's our viewpoints that divide us. ✓ Gunblades, Philosophy, Coffee ✕ Loud People, anti-SeeD, Parties

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Chloe | The Last Witch Hunter | M/F

[veneficaster]

Chloe (28) I own a bar. It's my bar. It's exclusive, and if you can manage an invite, then I guess I'll see you there. Not a fan of overly religious types. Salem was a shite situation and everyone involved should be ashamed.

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[flamingcrown]

How religious? Because I'm Catholic but I'm not that Catholic. I'm like a soft medium Catholic.

Ramsey Murdoch | Epithet Erased | OTA

[gerbilface]

RAMSEY MURDOCH (31) Main job's being an appraiser for fine crafts and seeing if any item is legit or forgery. Also do art commissions on the side, even the weird stuff (with limits). I've been told I've got a golden personality that draws people in.

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Padmé Amidala | Star Wars | OTA

[politicallyinclined]

Padmé Naberrie Amidala (24) She was a Queen and now she is a Senator. Don't expect her to go easy on you, though you likely won't find a woman with a bigger heart.

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elia martell | asoiaf | ota

[veryfond]

elia (31) I have two children, a packed schedule, and I'm not quite sure what I'm doing here. If you've read that and are still interested, I'd be happy to extend understanding in return.

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Johnny Silverhand | Cyberpunk 2077 | OTA

[rockerboy]

Johnny Silverhand (34) Sometimes, it's better to burn out, than to fade away 🔥

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Armarus| Fallen Angel

[fallenone]

George(44) Hello, my name is George. Single. What I like: Music. Traveling. Aesthetic coffee shops. Good food. Animals, particularly dogs and horses. Life. Quiet nights in with movies. What I am looking for: My preference is for someone who is mature in age and outlook. Who does not need constant displays of affections, validation, or rewards of participation trophy’s. Who understands actions equals consequences. Who does not need a knight in shining armour to rescue them. Who recognises the importance of being discreet. And, who understand good manners. What I offer: For the right person, an expensive lifestyle. I can be entertaining and affectionate with a lot of other benefits on offer, you just have to get to know me to find out what I am capable of. Bonus points: I do have the capability of defending one’s honor by sending a literal Old Testament plague to your enemies’ houses.