texting the honey

[postingmemes]

(reverse) love letters + shipping texts meme

comment with your character and a starter message/letter in the top-level. blank comments will be deleted! you may even want to play it like tfln, with several options to choose from. your characters (in a relationship, in love, in some sort of attraction that gravitates around the other, in idk 'love' is a many-splendored thing) are commanicating via: passionate confessions written on parchment, furtive notes scrawled in code, passive-aggressive post-it notes, messages carved in trees, smoke signals, instant messages on space age computers, text messages complete with lovey-dovey pictures, whatever! have fun!

Comments

esil — original — ota

[themaidensays]

[ info. f/f pref, but m/f okay with previous cr/interaction. ]

a. Do you want the irises or the sunflowers? I'm only raiding one field in your name.
b. Did you know, I've begun praying for you? It's strange, feeling compelled to pray to gods you've never given thought to before, all because of one other person.
c. Are you asleep?

claire standish | the breakfast club ( f/m )

[claires]

1. You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways.
2. We started a jigsaw puzzle together. Are we getting serious?
3. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke. You ruined it.
4. You were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter and I love you what did you want me to do??
5. We're hate flirting, damnit.
6. [ Or text her! ]

terra | teen titans | ota

[rockandrolled]

1. i punched a dude in a bear costume for u and u still dont know i like u?
2. im naming my rock band after u, we're gonna see soooooo boobs its gonna b insane
3. i found ur picture
4. text her instead.

3

[desertpowered]

...it's the curls, isn't it?

makoto kino | sailor moon | f/m

[jollygreengiants]

I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." It hurt. Can you come get me?

[azuhi]

Kino! Of course! I'll be right there!
Which hospital are you in?

tomie | junji ito's tomie

[moredemons]

1. I wouldn't have tried to castrate you if you weren't interesting.
2. You smell like a steam boat captain. Don't touch me.
3. Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.

yuri himemiya | prince of stride | m/m

[menkoi]

1. You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends

2. If texting you my feelings after three strawberry mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.

3. Wanna bang?
*hang
Whatever.

[ sorry all his affection comes coded in vulgarities and self-contradictions. assumed cr is fine! texting him also fine ]

loki odinson | where mischief lies

[annarr]

a] You're particularly acceptable today.

b] Calm down. It's not like I stabbed someone for you.

c] I won't kick you out of the library.

d] [or ig text him? platonic love is also a Big Deal so hmu with that too if you're vibing it instead]

1 (I'm so sorry but also not sorry at all)

[bubblegumheart]

Well, thank you. That's exactly what I was going for.

fenris ( dragon age 2 )

[loathes]

a. The problems you've added to my own are eased by your charm and handsome face.

b. The more personal effects you leave with me, the more questions people pose.

c. You have my thanks for stopping me, even if I was ungrateful in the moment. No one else could have and I would have regretted it had I gone through with it.

1

[lonedanger]

So would you say that's a fair trade-off, or more like a consolation prize?

Zevran | Dragon Age: Origins | ota

[mmmleather]

1) Of all the small dark holes I have seen, yours is the best. Haha - I am a poet.

2) Oh no, this bottle of wine is so large. Perhaps you could help me with it.

3) Arr, pirate Zevran reporting for duty. Prepare to be boarded!

[Zevran these are supposed to be sweet not - that.]

1

[book2thehead]

Oh, that's funny! Let me try~

I am as a traveler in the hottest desert, and you are a refreshing oasis. Would you help me quench my thirst~?

Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | OTA

[thearchangel]

1) Excuse me, but you look like your gun could use some ...calibrating... yeah sorry it. Sounded better in my head.

2) Okay, just so we're clear - are we talking about sparring or dating?

3) Hey. Need me for anything? I'm here.

Shiro | Voltron | m/m

[shiro2hero]

1) Are you hot in here, because it's Mercury
wait no I got that backward, I'm sorry

2) Listen I'm really really bad at this whole flirting by text thing so - I like you.

3) You have got to see the stars out here, they're amazing! Like you.
Did that work?

4) text him

princess serenity | sailor moon | ota

[transmigrate]

1. I could only love you more if you were covered in glitter.
2. All I've eaten today is cookie dough. Will I be okay after this? I'm not sure.
3. I'm sorry for hiding under your bed. Are you mad?
4. [ choose your old text-venture ]

tighnari | genshin impact | ota

[veardant]

1. Please. You know full well how I feel about you. I make no secret of it, I never have.

2. If you don't get over here and kiss me right this moment, I'll never forgive you.

3. I made a serum for your skin. Just for you. It should soften those calluses.

4. Yes, my ears are just as sensitive as my tail, if not moreso. Be gentle when you touch them, but you're always welcome to.

3

[funnyyyjoke]

i thought you liked my calluses
:(

kafka ✦ honkai: star rail

[domitrix]

01.   Stay in bed. I won't be long.
02.   Thought your coat was a fitting enough prize. You don't think I've earned it?
03.   I liked that chemise.
04.   It was an enjoyable evening, especially after the guards came along. I thought you'd call them sooner. Had too much fun and forgot?
05.   ( or text her....... )

2

[verdrangen]

I didn't think you would consider it one, given its state.
But you are more than welcome to it.

louis james moriarty | moriarty the patriot (ota)

[sintered]

[this is what you get when you tango with a victorian man. fancy af writing.]

I confess, your attentions were wholly unexpected. I am no stranger to wandering eyes and flinty gazes, but such experiences are far and between for my duties require me to spend my time out of sight, out of mind.

Begging your pardon, but given such duties are of import to me, are we not strangers to each other? I can scarcely imagine myself entertaining such advances so soon, but trust that I shan't be so impersonal. I pray you indulge in my curiosity over someone who claims to have me in their eye.

[also in the envelope is the petal of an apple blossom, meaning preference.]

[wealldosillythings]

Curiosity is the throughline to many enriching developments, Mr. Moriarty. For example, scientific pursuits, fine meals, and treasured company - at the root of them is a single query: what if?

What if we were not strangers, you and I?

You speak of responsibilities. It seems we share at least that commonality, a dedication to something other than ourselves. Do you find your days filled with contentment? I can only speak to my own experience; my time devoted to the hospital is well-spent, but it leaves fewer opportunities for meaningful social calls.

Your response is that of a gentleman and it finds me amiable. I will gladly indulge your curiosity. But where shall we start? I leave that choice in your hands.

[Enclosed is a smaller piece of paper, different in texture. It bears a hand-drawn sketch of a hawthorn flower, signifying hope.]

aedan trevelyan | dragon age inquisition | ota

[firstimpression]

1. I paid the bard to write a song about you, thinking it'd be a romantic gesture. Please avoid that tavern for the next few weeks. I've been sent a draft of the lyrics, and they're terrible. Incoherently terrible. I'll be more discerning next time.

2. You wake up far too early. Please come back, I'm only a man and cannot begin my day without certain routines. Come back naked, is what I'm getting at, I'm bad at being coy.

3. Do you want to know the first thing I thought when I met you?

4. I miss the way you smile at me when you think I'm being an idiot.

5. [ text him ]

1

[kelitsos]

I hope you know that I will absolutely be going to that tavern.

frederik beck | original | ota

[plage]

[ info. can be the 60's with phones or modernized, you decide. ]

01. Why should I buy you that outfit if you aren't going to take it off for me?
02. My parents are going to ask you to join us at the summer residence. I'm telling you, though, don't go near the summer residence.
03. The verdict: no more ice lollies for you.

Gojo Satoru | Jujutsu Kaisen

[hyperviolence]

cady | mean girls (musical)

[calculust]

[ happy october 3! prefs in journal! ]

1. Hey, can I get your help on our calculus homework?
2. If texting you my feelings after three margaritas is wrong I don't wanna be right.

freminet 𓇼 ⋆｡˚ 𓆝 genshin

[romaritimes]

[ m/m ]

moriann moss — fantasy oc — ota

[tothequeen]

[ info + permissions. ]

one. Meet me at midnight.
two. If you've heard the rumours, I promise you they are highly exaggerated.

Or bring your own!

Violet Sorrengail | Fourth Wing

[silverviolence]