Woke up in jail

[animen]

Where are you? Why is your bed so hard? Why is someone peeing right by your head?
Oh, right. Because you got pinched last night. Welcome to the slammer, baby. It looks like you've...



WOKE UP IN JAIL!

• Post with your character name/fandom/options preferences.
• Use RNG to pick your possible scenario - or just go with what you'd like most.
• Reply to other people's tags. Use RNG or decide what your part in the whole kerfuffle is.
• Enjoy the confusion.

Reason(s) you're in jail:

1. Indecent Exposure
Nobody wanted to watch you strut around with everything hanging out, and someone called you on it. Hope they gave you a jumpsuit.

2. Drunk and disorderly conduct
"Wassat, occifer? No... It's not that I'm drunk. I'm good! I'm unner the legal limit. Wooo!" No, no you're not. You're way over. Sleep it off, buddy.

3. Vandalism
Oh, you naughty thing. You got busted stealing that 'Chickens X-ing' sign. Or was it drawing boobs on the drive-thru clown? Either way, tsk tsk.

4. B&E
Apparently your friend didn't think you kicking in his window to sneak in and leave him a 'present' was as good of an idea as you thought it was. Well, no love for HIM. *hmph*

5. Grand Theft Auto
The car was BEGGING to go for a ride. It called to you with its sireny car-call. And you just had to answer. If it hadn't been for the damn spike belt...

6. Kidnapping
Trust me, there are better ways to get money to pay for your Bieber concert tickets.

7. Murder
Talk about being caught red handed. You got caught red armed. And faced. And front. You're messy.

8. Any/all of the above
Ooooh... You've been REALLY naughty, haven't you? Actually, you kind of scare me.

Relationship of the person tagging:

1. Cohort in Crime.
2. Person coming to bail you out. (or not)
3. Jailer/Warden.
4. Stranger/Cellmate.
5. Choose your own!

Comments

Althea Frija-Sinclair | OC | OTA

[darksaber]

[ Open to any crime. Interested in a jail break scenario, because this definitely isn't her first rodeo. ]

kafka ✦ honkai: star rail

[domitrix]

( probably not the first time and definitely not the last but like, yknow
whatever shes here for its probably funny (to her) )

jacket | hotline miami

[roost]

[ i mean, it’s canon. open to anything and anyone. ]

Sister Imperator, Prime Mover (1969) | Ghost

[sisterimperator]

[ Here to (maybe) bail you out. Or to laugh. Or both. Or neither! ]

Ibaraki-Douji | FGO | OTA

[bananaoni]

[!!! She's been caught!?]

Sean Finnerty | Candela Obsurca | ota

[wildcardwarvet]

[Most likely the one in jail in need of bailing out]

Kate Bishop | MCU/D+ | OTA

[hawk_shot]

[ooc: High chances on her needing to be bailed out.]

liam becker ( original )

[morder]

Kabal | Mortal Kombat | OTA

[hooked_on_kaballin]

[Beem awhile, but here he is again.]

Jin "Twice" Bubaigawara 👨🏻‍🤝‍👨🏻 My Hero Academia - OTA

[asnice]

Tldr- A supervillain with the power to make duplicates of things/people. A good guy at heart driven to crime by bad circumstances, with an eccentric, exaggerated personality. He often contradicts himself compulsively.

Luka -OC- OtA

[forrestertailor]

[Being a vampire Luka would 100% be in the clink for a murder charge that’s on very shaky grounds given the body hasn’t been found. Absolutely on that Gabriel Byrne in Usual Suspects shit, being the sole person to relax and get some sleep in lock up. He definitely did it, they can’t prove much and this is hardly the first time his big ass has been booked.]

Maedhros | the silmarillion | ota

[holdshisown]

[Anythings possible where this murderhobo of an elf is concerned.]

Marlowe -Chandler- OtA

[halfsmart]

[Marlowe’s MO is to shoot his mouth off and get slapped around, especially by cops. He’s said the wrong thing to a powerful person or he’s obstructing a crooked investigation or he was out all night and woke up in the drunk tank. Either way he’s got a hangover, a lip and no sense. Make his day even worse.]

Seth 🐐 Radiant

[hornedkid]

An odd but kind young man on a quest to stop the appearance of monsters called Nemesis that fall from the sky. Due to the prejudice against those who can use magic like him, he's been raised mostly away from society but has set out on his own and can't help causing chaos and fighting for justice.

Getting caught by inquisitions or evil science places also on the table!

Asano Rin | Blade of the Immortal | OTA

[revengeisalie]

[ The INDIGNATION the DISHONOR the SCANDAL

but also. Rin probably did something to deserve it. ]

Qi Rong | TGCF/Heaven Official's Blessing | OTA

[savagest]

[Either he's in ghost jail (which he deserves, frankly), or he's being a haunting pain in the ass to someone else who's in jail.]

Marcus Hargreeves | The Umbrella Academy | ota

[superherogame]

[[Whatever it was, the other guy probably had it coming... by Sparrow standards, at least. Given his status in his world, he's probably coming to bail someone out, or has been accidentally dimension-hopped somewhere people don't know him. I'm down to play with whatever setup, though.]]

joshua rosfield | ffxvi

[rosarianrebirth]

[ ... not the first time, honestly, but also it doesn't work well for those imprisoning him, ever. ]

crowley | good omens

[didnotcareforit]

[ Most likely to be doing the bailing, unless you've murdered children, in which case may you rot in jail AND Hell. ]

[superstylishsquid]

(...I'm kind of imagining Crowley catching wind of another devil who had Disagreements with his edition of Hell (Devil May Cry flavor) ending up stuck in some sort of supernatural jail. Either run by demons holding him for 'crimes' related to having empathy for humans, or by a church trying to 'contain the evil he represents'.)

Kurogiri | My Hero Academia | ota

[capillatus]

[This is canon for him... Very open to non-canonical situations, however.]

wriothesley (genshin impact)

[evoluer]

[ laughs in jail ]

[experiment01]

( if you are cool with ocs.. maybe a scenario where Sae gets unfortunately thrown into jail with Wriothesley? - she happened to be in the wrong place, wrong time sort of thing, and was assumed to be his accomplice. we can always handwave that they've already had prior cr if that makes it better for you. OR we can always do them meeting for the first time too but just in jail since she happened to stumble upon something she wasn't supposed to see. i'm cool with anything tbh.)

vash | trigun stampede

[skelters]

rolled 8-3 which tbh seems canon

[moracantbuy]

( wriothesley does tend to know the people in his prison, but there are few he's genuinely curious about. ... and then there's vash the stampede, a case of 'man arrested for everything'. at first, it was the reputation that caught his eye, the sheer scale of what he's even accused of. then it was his attitude: most people with a name that big wouldn't act the way vash does.

... and then there's the fact that julai keeps demanding he hand the guy over into their custody without explaining anything about why. and even aside from the fact that nobody can actually pay the ludicrous bounty they placed on vash, that just doesn't sit right. it's time to have a chat. )

childe | genshin impact

[vikhr]

[ hey girl is your heart a prison? bc i would like to be sentenced for life ]

Morgan Jay Finnigan | OC | OTA

[morganjayfinnigan]

[OOC: Morgan's whole turning point as a youth is getting sent to jail for B&E, so can play that angle. Or for an older Morgan 5 or 7 are both scenarios they've found themselves in.]

Minoru - OC

[itmeanstruth]

He’s either here to bail you out, or stuck behind bars for parkour-related trespassing/disorderly conduct.