1: I'm pants-less watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress. 2: You are single-handedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived. 3: Just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like that's cheating... 4: but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn? 5: Wildcard.
The specific series of events that got me here is pretty blurry but the point is are you going to help me get out of this surprise sex dungeon party unjizzed or nah
Your life, dude. I swear, you should write a book. I'm already on my way, even got permission to take the car.
[ All he had to do was explain what's going on, and Monarch laughed and told him to go on and take it. This was crazy enough that his boss wanted to see how it panned out. ]
The address you sent good still?
[ GPS sucked in a flying car, but he could figure it out. ]
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2: You are single-handedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived.
3: Just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like that's cheating...
4: but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
5: Wildcard.
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I'm watching this hot mess though, pretty amusing.
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Drunk-ass tentacles everywhere, cops trying to cuff them all - that shit happens, you start filming it. Viral video for the Monarch's VeeTube channel!
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[ All he had to do was explain what's going on, and Monarch laughed and told him to go on and take it. This was crazy enough that his boss wanted to see how it panned out. ]
The address you sent good still?
[ GPS sucked in a flying car, but he could figure it out. ]
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Yeah same address
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