Are you not embarassed?

[morphs]

SHAME YOUR CHARACTER! the meme 


 

Familiar with the concept of 'pet shaming'? Basically, your pet does something bad, you give them a sign, and take a picture so the whole world knows their sins. Google has many examples. Now. We do this for our characters.

○ Post with your character! Name and Canon in the header.

○ DO NOT LEAVE YOUR COMMENT BLANK. BLANK COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED.

○ A magical invisible fairy has placed a shame sign on your character of whatever terrible (or terribly embarrassing) thing your character is guilty of. Write what this sign says in the comment section.

○ Tag out! Make a new friend! And by make a new friend I mean make fun of them!

Comments

Yato | Noragami

[intertwinedfates]

[His sign reads: "I steal my shinki (son)'s money in order to gamble and buy worthless baubles."]

Hey, I'm getting better about it...!

[idioticprince]

Gambling is an issue and especially if it affects people you care about. I might not have any magical solutions to your problem, but I can lend an ear if you wish.

[intertwinedfates]

It's not an issue, I'm just looking for a way to earn some quick cash.

[In other words he's a slacker who doesn't want to work for it.]

[idioticprince]

I would sugets odd jobs before gamling. You usually lose more then what you gain.

[Sure he might be a prince and in no need to work to make money, but he isn't ignorant to how the worlds work.]

[intertwinedfates]

Don't worry, I've already got that part covered. I take what jobs come my way.

[He just happens to charge a pittance for the work he does.]

[idioticprince]

That is good to hear at least. What are your rates? I could use a set of helpful hands.

[intertwinedfates]

The going rate's five yen per wish!

[idioticprince]

...Five yen?

[Give him a second.]

You start from there, right?

[intertwinedfates]

Nope! It's a flat rate no matter what! Talk about a steal, huh??

[Therein lies the problem.]

[idioticprince]

[Oh, help. This explains a lot.]

I start to see why you have money problems. You should adjust your rates.

[intertwinedfates]

No can do. Five yen's the standard offering at shrines. I'm just looking to get my name out there first.

[idioticprince]

And where is your shrine?

[intertwinedfates]

[...]

It's in a friend's house.

[It's tiny.]

[brokeassgoing]

Wow, you're definitely an ass. I hope you're at least replacing that shit.

[intertwinedfates]

Hey, I line us up with jobs and see that he's got a roof over his head! He should be grateful for the experience while I'm teaching him to be a proper shinki!

[brokeassgoing]

That's his money, you sweat-suit-wearing little shit. He earned that, it ain't yours. Don't get defensive on me cause you fucked up.

[intertwinedfates]

I was just trying to earn us some quick cash...!

[If being defensive won't work, maybe explaining will...?]

[brokeassgoing]

Gamble with your own underwear or whatever, dude.

[intertwinedfates]

I did bet my clothes once. Trying to get back something to wear was an ordeal.

[brokeassgoing]

.....Now you're just a creep.

[intertwinedfates]

Hey, I'm sure if you've lived as long as I have you'd end up in the same position at least once!

[brokeassgoing]

Only dumbasses end up in that position in life.

[intertwinedfates]

A...And those of us with bad luck!

[brokeassgoing]

No one's luck can be that bad.

[intertwinedfates]

You'd be surprised.