Deals

[memeboogeyman]

LET'S MAKE A DEAL

You have something they want, they have something you need. Looks like a trade's in order.

✱ This isn't your traditional top-level meme. Rather than putting your character info in the subject, to play all you have to do is write up what your character could offer for a trade: an item, a skill, a service, even something more abstract. Souls are always legal tender.
✱ Everybody else tries to vie for what you have. Going once. Going twice...
✱ Sold! When the terms are agreeable, the bargain's struck.
✱ Remember: all sales are final.

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Knight of the Royal Guard, strongest swordsman in Hyrule, Champion of Courage, monster slayer,

[hylife]

[ ...messenger boy, hunter, dragon rider, survivalist, wilderness chef, several boyfriend tropes, construction worker, shield surfer, ]

[notfullyvampire]

Hey, I could use someone that knows how to fight. I need to pop over to my hometown for a bit and that is not without risk. What would you like in return for acting as my bodyguard?

[hylife]

Oh? How far? What kind of risk?

[ he's almost all but agreed already, but Link does like to imagine what sort of weapons would be best to bring! ]

I don't need anything for myself, but my kingdom is in need of all kinds of supplies.

[ he's... earnest. that much is clear ]

Choose the form of the Destructor; alternatively, having suffered several defeats lately...

[the_destructor]

[Deals are definitely on the table...which may, theoretically, be kept.]

Head of Imperial Intelligence, can grant nearly any favour you'd want in the galaxy in return for...

[iceheart_imperial]

[...information on the Rebels. The better the information, the better the deal you can make. Or maybe you'd like power...if you offer your world's loyalty to her Emperor...]

[Or maybe you want a regime toppled. Make an offer!]

A sentence of two years in the iso-cubes instead of six.

[isthelaw]

That's only if you cooperate.

Prince, Leader of the Dragoons, Warden of Light

[eikonoflight]

[Have you need of a spear wielded in the name of your cause? Mayhap you require not one, but an army of loyal soldiers. Or is it the power of the King of Dragons you seek, to burn away the darkness with searing light, or bear you aloft upon his wings?]

Cute alien who can control kaiju will do whatever you want...

[xaoscontrol]

[ ...in exchange for free room, board, and you taking care of literally all her needs. Downside is she has a quota of human fear to collect or else the planet will be destroyed, so you're an accomplice no matter how you look at it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]

Violet Sorrengail | Fourth Wing

[silverviolence]

Remilia Scarlet (Adult) | Touhou Project | OTA

[scarlet_devil]

Are you dying, not long for the world? I am a vampire... and I can gift you with eternal life.

[ Like a true devil, she doesn't mention the fact that she will have some control over any vampire she sires. At least she's not unduly vicious and cruel...? ]