tits or ass

[groupon]

tits or ass meme

you've been asked all types of questions around these parts. truth or dare. top or bottom. but those queries have only been warm-up rounds for the most important decision of your life.

tits or ass?

how to play
- why would you even want a blank top level here? nobody has to tell you not to do that. you wouldn't, right? we're all waiting for answers.
- is your character about the t or the a? tell us, tell us! surely they have a preference. there are no other options.




- except for the secret options, like thighs.

Comments

Tomoko Kuroki (aged up) | Watamote | OTA

[slightlypopular]

It's gotta be tits.

Yuugi Hoshiguma | Touhou Project | OTA

[devious_rebellion]

I'd normally say "whichever's facing me" but if you need one or the other, tits.

Nobara Kugisaki | JJK

[ratherbeahammer]

Come on, ass all the way. Tits is so basic.

Ser Estrella | Fantasy/Eldritch OC | OTA

[star_in_the_abyss]

Hmm... an unusual question...

I suppose asses? Donkeys are sturdy creatures, and quite adorable. Although, birds are darling as well.

[rosemaudite]

[Haru's trying not to laugh at them, promise.]

Not... not animals. Body parts.

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

I did not open my eyes long enough to look at it yet?

Ranma Saotome | Ranma 1/2 | OTA

[catsgothistongue]

I still don't get what's the big deal about them, but I guess boobs? They're the least gross of the two.

charlemagne | fate/

[frankish]

Both are good! But, having an awesome personality matters way more!

Bandou Saburouta | K | OTA

[pettymuch]

Titties all the way!

Laura Matsuda | Street Fighter

[lemmezapya]

Ass. Don't get me wrong, I love a nice set of tits as much as anyone, but a big, round butt, that's what really gets my mouth watering.

Patchouli Knowledge | Touhou Project | OTA

[heptagram]

I'm not picky.

...I don't think I'm picky...

[She takes a moment to consider.]

After some deliberations, I think I prefer breasts. Judging by how many pictures of frontally nude women I've seen in the books in my collection, that seems like the norm.

[thotsandprayers]

I wouldn't say you come across as picky either. You do have your...noticeable preferences, but that's far and away from being picky about these things.

reiner braun | attack on titan | ota

[hometown]

[ Instantly and without an ounce of shame: ]

Ass.

[colossal_bertl]

[Well....well...he's not surprised...but he'll just stand here and feel his cheeks turn bright red.]

Ainz Ooal Gown - Overlord - ota for gen

[top_tier]

[Although the different types of memespace situations have allowed Ainz to enjoy his well endowed succubus (in both areas of this either or situation!), it wouldn't be very fair to say 'both'.

Indeed, it would be a terrible cop-out on his part. Doing so would make him feel like a sort of wet blanket. So he summons up the courage to participate in this ridiculous waste of time by saying--]

Breasts. Just the sight of cleavage has been known to entice and manipulate others--from the common, average folk, to the rich and powerful.

[For Ainz, the choice is a no brainer, even if he isn't fully aware of other factors. Like he did sort of--ahem--grope said succubus' exceptional chest when things went south and he found himself transported--ah you know what?

That's probably a story better off being told at another time.]

[gobjob]

... But if they are exposed as such, then their owner is vulnerable to the aim of a skilled archer. A wound to the rear can be hazardous, but the odds of fatality are lesser. If one must be revealed, let it be the flank.

[ Apparently he thought that they're just discussing strategic value, here? ]

Rose | Tales of Zestiria | m/f

[shivmeabreak]

Thighs!

[She's just going to cheat and go for the third option because muscular thighs are Hot.]

[donzoko]

...oh man, I didn't even think about that!

Twice - MHA

[asnice]

Nothin' better than big ol' buns! No way! Tiddies are the best! You can get a good hold of an ass! Tiddies are the ultimate comfort!

[ Don't mind him, he never stops arguing with himself. ]

Whatever! Face is best! Uh-uh, abs are better than all that soft stuff!

Monkey D. Luffy - One Piece LA

[gumdumbpistol]

[And here is this guy looking deep in thought about this question posed to him before finally snapping his fingers.]

Ass! No, wait, boobs! Wait... hmm....

[Back to that deep thought for a few more seconds before he gives a little laugh and a smile.]

This is a really tough question. With a big ass it's probably more comfortable to sit anywhere but with big boobs you can use them like a little table so you can eat anywhere you want and I bet that's really handy.

[Boy....]

[trashmetal]

Yeah, but like... if your chest is big, isn't it gonna be hard to lay down on your stomach? Or would they just act like more cushions?

...

Do you have any pillows? We can definitely figure this out.

Kozakura | Otherside Picnic

[flatcola]

Not like I have either.

[ At least she has SOME kind of meat on her butt. ]

...tits though.

kintaro oe || golden boy

[freeter]

As a student of life, it would be wasteful to limit myself to one or the other! Both are worthy of rigorous study!

Date Masamune | Sengoku Basara

[vengaboy]

[ He just hums thoughtfully and makes a generous rounding gesture over his chest. ]

[vocarrah]

M-m-m.

[That's a sound of approval.]

A good ass is nice, but tragically far from the face.

chai || hi-fi rush || ota

[trashmetal]

Who's assking?

[ He looks far too proud of himself for such low-tier wordplay. ]

Aramat Drawdes | Alabaster | OTA

[madame_nerium]

Honestly, both are overrated. Like there's plenty else to like on a human figure. Necks, collar bones, the shape of fingers, I love well-defined muscles on any gender.

But... breasts are nice, I guess. I wish had a bigger pair so I can have a true hourglass shape.

kanou aogu | cell of empireo | ota 21+

[vivisectio]

Neither. Teeth are best~

[morninglark]

Mmm but what kind of teeth, I wonder! Do tell.

Isolde, Lilith, Rosalie | OC | OTA

[puppet_mistressofhell]

Ass. Ideally, it comes with other perks. Wide hips, thick thighs, curvy legs, a cute fat wet little p-

I'm getting distracted. [And thinking about her girlfriend.] But I still stick to my answer. Breasts are nice, but they are often alone in appeal.

[flatcola]

You make a strong point.

[ Says the roughly 4'7" stick figure of a woman. ]

My only real counter is that I like laying my head on tits.

yukari takeba 💘 persona 4AU.

[snipers]

Arms.

[ beat ]

Or back. They're both so underappreciated!

[donzoko]

True. Not really a whole lot of love for either, it feels like.

Futaba Sakura | Persona 5 | OTA

[4libaba]

Woah... that's a hard one. Ummm, tits. No... ass. I can't decide!

[She's in genuine despair. She's pondered this question, being as hormonal, sexually frustrated and surrounded by super hot girls as she is, but she can't think of anything on the spot.]

Um... personality!!

[Blatant lies.]

[phists]

...Personality. Yes, that's the most important thing.

[Yeah, Makoto isn't buying that for a second, but she's happy to play along.]

Shang Qinghua | SVSSS

[wrotetheworld]

Tits. Absolutely tits. A good ass is nice, but it's not what I, personally, want to bury my face into.