Are you a rope? 'Cause I want you wrapped around my neck.

[funandcutememes]

BEST ( PICK UP ) LINE

HOW TO PLAY

- no blank comments. your top level should be the kind of ic pick up line your character would drop to get the panties dropping. remember, we're asking for one they genuinely think is smooth. or. eh. at least passable.
- drumroll. the moment of truth.
- bakerstreet tells you whether you have game or not.

Comments

MK || Lego Monkie Kid || OTA

[noodleboi]

You know, I bet you and I would fit together just like building blocks~

[forgingfires]

Are you drunk, Noodle Boy?

[noodleboi]

I..might have had a few drinks. But I know what I said and I meant it.

[forgingfires]

Uh huh. You do know that could be taken as a sexual thing, yes?

[He's not sure what MK thinks it means because it's clearly not that! Right?]

[noodleboi]

Yeah. It's a pickup line.

[MK says like he's describing the weather.]

[forgingfires]

What.

Why are you using pick up lines on me.

[noodleboi]

Because. We'd fit together like building block pieces~

[forgingfires]

[fkdkfngkr]

That-Noodle Boy, you can't be serious!

[noodleboi]

Oh I am~ If you want. You know.

[forgingfires]

[What]

[He opens mouth.]

[Closes his mouth.]

[The Noodle Boy is...propositioning him. Very bluntly. Of all things he expected of agreeing to going clubbing with Mei and MK, it wasn't for MK to hit on him.]

[Maybe for someone else to hit on him, he was attractive, but not MK.]

....are you...usually wanting to hit on me?

[noodleboi]

Honestly? Yeah. Yeah I do. Heh. So...you wanna hit on me too? [Thank you liquid courage.]

[forgingfires]

[Another more of the fish impression. Its not like...he HASN'T thought about it.]

...

[Did he really want to shake the boat?]

[He turns to the bar man.]

A bottle of your strongest drink. Whole bottle.

[Excuse him as he gets the bottle, opens it and proceeds to chug the whole thing.]

[He has a high threshold for liquid courage to hit.]

[noodleboi]

[MK watches the fish impression, the asking for a drink. Chugging the bottle, oh that's gonna be expensive. Good thing Mei is paying the tab. He just watches.]

Noooot sure if you need liquid courage too ooooor I just put a really depressing thought in your head and you're gonna spray me with the alcohol and light me on fire with your mouth.

[forgingfires]

[Slams down the empty bottle and a shudder goes through him.] I hardly need alcohol to burn you.

Ugh, it always tastes like paint thinner.

[He turns to MK.]

Think you can leave a better taste?

1/2

[noodleboi]

[MK blinked as he watched the bottle slam on the bar. He blinked at the burning comment and then that the alcohol tasted like paint thinner. Ew. Maybe Red Son was more of a wine person? Then came that question. MK's eyes widen and it is his turn to look like a fish. He stared for a moment, brain taking that time to catch up.]

2/2

[noodleboi]

Oh. I know I can leave a much better taste. Open up.

[MK grabbed the front of Red Son's shirt and pulled him close. He kisses Red Son passionately, immediately trying to get his tongue in the red head's mouth.]

Re: 2/2

[forgingfires]

[Red Son was definitely a wine pleasure when he was drinking for pleasure. To get tipsy, he had to down the paint thinner.]

[Red Son near glared at MK as he waited for a solid reaction, his face getting steadily redder by the second and it wasn't from the alcohol.]

[And then MK was grabbing his shirt and there is a squawk as he's pulled forward and is kissed so hard, tongue already pushing in. There is a small, offended noise-]

[Before he grabs the back of MK's head, fingers burying themselves in his hair as he kisses back. He chose to meet this challenge and he would commit. Tongue moving to meet his as he opens his mouth for him.]

[noodleboi]

[MK happily kissed back. At least Mk was decisive when he wanted something. Tongue danced with tongue as Red Son parted his lips. He explored Red Son's mouth and paid more attention to their tongues moving with one another. He could feel the heat coming off Red Son and it felt amazing. Oh this felt right. Good. No, great. It felt great.]

[forgingfires]

[Oh]

[Red Son didn't know what he expected when he decided to just go along with the Noodle Boy's impulse, but]

[This]

[Actually felt really good. And MK definitely tasted a lot better than the high proof alcohol he downed. There was a small crackle as embers formed in his hair, and he finds himself pressing closer to MK, tongue moving against his, wanting to taste more of him.]

[noodleboi]

[MK presses back and wraps his arms around Red Son's waist. He purrs as he tastes the alcohol and that heat from Red Son. MK's mouth definitely tasted like some light alcohol and cherries. He did love cherries. He hummed as he pulled back. No to break the kiss but to withdraw his tongue and let Red Son take control.

He was submitting to the demon.]

[forgingfires]

[Red Son notices that.]

[And was all too eager to take the invitation, shifting and pressing MK's back more against the bar as he pushes closer, a hand moving from his hair to his back to keep him pressed close, as his tongue moved to explore his mouth. Fully intent to taste every inch of him as he could.]

[There is a voice trying to get their attention. Probably the barman. Red Son doesn't pay it any mind.]

[noodleboi]

[MK can't hear you, bartender. He's too busy making out and pressing back into Red Son. His eyes are closed as his tongue dances with Red Son's more. He shivers as his hands grab the red head's waist and keep them flush. He moans into the kiss finally, losing himself in the moment. Oh he likes this. He likes this a lot. And his body's reactions are telling Red Son that loud and clear.]

[forgingfires]

[Oh, that is a delightful sound and Red Son is all too eager to get more of it, growling into the kiss. Teeth nipping lightly at his lips before pressing into his mouth again. Clawed fingers in his hair lightly scratching at his scalp between light tugs of his hair. The other wandering further down and groping him, all in an effort to hear more from the Noodle Boy.]

[noodleboi]

[The pull of his hair and the groping hands draw more of those noises out of MK. He shakes and his kisses become just as needy and desperate. He pulls back enough to just barely break the kiss. He needs air and he does feel the bartender slap the bar to try and get their attention.]

M-Maybe we should take this to my place? ...It's close.

[forgingfires]

[Red Son glares at the bartender for the interruption, a more aggressive growl in his throat.]

[Though his eyes are drawn back to MK and the look he gives can really only be described as hungry.]

[Should he be thinking that action through? Probably.]

[But also he chugged a bottle of everclear or something and he's still feeling it, and liquid courage says they don't need to think more than the fact MK offered.]

[Red Son squeezes his ass again, before letting go to grab his hand and is going to quickly get them out of the club.]

[Mei will probably read them the riot act for ditching her, but that's a Later Them problem.]

The Swede | Our Flag Means Death | OTA

[ourlittlenordicangel]

D... do you want a drink? [ He actually has... drink now. Is it better than potatoes? ]

Yuugi Hoshiguma | Touhou Project | OTA

[devious_rebellion]

I hear there are rumors of Oni taking cute people around here and fucking their brains out. You should be careful.

[heptagram]

...thanks for warning me. [As dry-sounding as usual.] And not just... jumping to action, I guess.

[She lets out a tiny snort-giggle. Someone has to laugh at her extremely weak attempts at being funny, right?]

[devious_rebellion]

[It does get a chuckle from Yuugi.]

Yep, thought it only right to warn you first.

[Which is all the warning she'd get before Yuugi throws the girl over her shoulder, and gives the woman's bottom a few pats for good measure before carrying her away.]

[heptagram]

[Patchouli wasn't really surprised by what Yuugi did, but her response was still one of surprise -- mostly because it still feels weird having someone just pick her up.]

What did you have in mind to do to me this time?

naganohara yoimiya — genshin impact

[fiireworks]

"Fireworks are for now, but we can be forever."

Twice - MHA - OTA

[asnice]

[ Twice powerslides up to the target of the pick-up line and yells- ]

I love you, marry me!

[ With his hands in a heart shape- before turning that into an X of crossed fingers. ]

On the other hand, die in a swamp!