Ooh. Hmm. Not the Joker, because you could be brutally murdered at any time, and henchmen are never the ones that come back to life when a worldwide crisis starts bringing the A-listers back to life.
The Penguin...really only hires women, and I'm not smart enough to be one of the Riddler's henchmen. Freeze is out because frostbite is real.
No offense to you - I like you a lot, but you're a perfectionist and I'm far from perfect. You'd dropkick me off a roof ten minutes into my having been under your employ.
Black Mask is psycho, Mad Hatter's a perv, and Scarecrow kinda terrifies me.
...Two-Face seems like a safe option, as long as he's not flipping to find out if he needs to put a bullet through my skull.
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The Penguin...really only hires women, and I'm not smart enough to be one of the Riddler's henchmen. Freeze is out because frostbite is real.
No offense to you - I like you a lot, but you're a perfectionist and I'm far from perfect. You'd dropkick me off a roof ten minutes into my having been under your employ.
Black Mask is psycho, Mad Hatter's a perv, and Scarecrow kinda terrifies me.
...Two-Face seems like a safe option, as long as he's not flipping to find out if he needs to put a bullet through my skull.