haruhi iyasu | original

1. Percocet with coffee is not considered a balanced breakfast. 2. Any chance you can wingman/wingwoman for me again tonight? Last night didn't pan out the way we expected. 3. There's a lot of incriminating evidence in this notebook. Would be a shame if it fell into the wrong hands. 4. Send me a picture of something you can ride. Go. 5. Miss me? Or are ya too many beers into a good night? 6. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you find great enjoyment in torturing me. 7. (Text her! Misfires, assumed CR, etc. etc. encouraged.)