1. I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching the original Halloween. My Friday is going super.
2. I think one of my worst dates was when I got food poisoning, but pretended I was fine and ended up riding this mechanical bull to impress him and get some information I needed. It was a rough night all around.
3. The security deposit is never worth it in my line of work. I will never ever get it back. At least this way I can always redecorate however I want.
4. Like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples if I asked.
5. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Natasha Romanoff • MCU
2. I think one of my worst dates was when I got food poisoning, but pretended I was fine and ended up riding this mechanical bull to impress him and get some information I needed. It was a rough night all around.
3. The security deposit is never worth it in my line of work. I will never ever get it back. At least this way I can always redecorate however I want.
4. Like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples if I asked.
5. I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.