1.) The fact that I fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night.
2.) Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibrator charger.
3.) Have you ever had a smell jog a memory for you?
4.) Fyi when you flopped into bed you were covered in blood and when I asked about it you only said "it's not MY blood" before you passed out. You owe me new sheets.
Dawn Granger | Titans | OTA
2.) Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibrator charger.
3.) Have you ever had a smell jog a memory for you?
4.) Fyi when you flopped into bed you were covered in blood and when I asked about it you only said "it's not MY blood" before you passed out. You owe me new sheets.
5.) Text her