1. In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
2. Stop texting me.
3. So why exactly are your shoes in the freezer?
4. I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!".
5. Or send your own (misfire) to him.
( still sort of voicetesting a bit ig. prefer to keep him from the first book/film but can slide him to whatever canon point for cast. 🍎 )