tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blackhourglass]

I've got it, but how did it get into my bedroom?

[mylockedheart]

In a tub full of water?

[ohihateyou]

If you're asleep, I wouldn't even be waking you up.
This really is just all about you being obsessed with my ass.

Enji Todoroki | My Hero Academia | ota

[flashfirefist]

1. A medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.

2. Nothing like a walk of shame in front of a news crew to start the morning off right.

3. I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gastroenterologist.

4. I just sneezed and started a fire.

5. You were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night.

6. Or text him! [open to misfires, assumed cr, cross-canon, whatever you've got.]

[blackhourglass]

What were you doing in my bedroom with your knife, sis?

[vestments]

Patience ran thin around the second.

[bigsmile]

i don't know but you do have a habit of bending the truth. want me to pass a message on when i see him?

nothing important.

[russianicetiger]

What do you mean by that?

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[friendzied]

I need to know how "your breath smells like a bucket of old pennies" is a compliment.

[veryfond]

I can assure you, you have done very well thus far.

I hope I have pleased you in return.

[vestments]

You don't need to worry about courtesy.

[notawaiter]

Excuse you? What's wrong with my posture?

[burnitblack]

that's three steps.

[senaka]

Underwater vision.

All that oceanic mapmaking to do.

[mockingbirdy]

Oh honey, do I have stories for you.

[holdshisown]

That is unfortunate. This is why I try to keep from arguing with people, it rarely leads to good outcomes.

[mockingbirdy]

You'd have one Bobbi shaped pillow though...

[pineneedle]

Everyone makes mistakes. Mine was my hubris.

Did I leave too bad of an impression?

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[pharmacy]

I want your couch, you can cite whichever blowjob you feel is appropriate if you need to justify it to your lawyer

[vestments]

( THE LONGEST DELAY. )

The size was my issue.

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

Oh that reminds me King Tut sends his regards

Actually he said something bananas about "the moon reflecting off the water shows" blah blah blah

I let Robin handle that one

[work_wife]

I have my own goals in life, okay?

[theflashyfool]

You think you'll reunite and what... hug it out? He'll tell you how proud of you he is?

Don't bet on it.

He betrayed me in the worst ways and he'll do it to you too. I've got no reason to lie about that.

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[blackhourglass]

Quick question, did you have food in your pockets?

[amightywind]

OF COURSE NOT! That's not the point! I'm talking about the tigers' well-being here! And that of everyone in the zoo! As a hero, that's what I put first!

I didn't notice! I was captivated by the wildness of the wolves! And the majesty of the eagles! IT WAS A MISTAKE!!