tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

Comments

[theflashyfool]

I think I've known him for much longer than you have, and I know what he's like better than you do. But yeah, you might.

It's absolutely none of your business. Where's your crew?

[legacy_blade]

Come on, I'm banking on your honor here.

[work_wife]

Really? I'm pretty sure no one wishes that.

[blastedass]

I'LL BURY YOU BACK IN THE GROUND, FOSSIL FACE!!

[counterattack]

me too!! that would've been so cool, but maybe it only works when you're passed out. i mean, did you have weird dreams too?

[work_wife]

Still sexist.

[electroburst]

what honor??

2 (though 5 was SO tempting given our other thread which I will get back to)

[didnotcareforit]

And I will get them for you but they are perfectly acceptable excuses! The French restaurant on your block sells crepes, I don't understand why we can't just go there.

[ziedrich_bearer]

That's not doing your job.

[redlines]

And the other Suits?

[hairsplit]

( ugh... embarrassing. )

It might be your fault for being so warm and...comfortable.

[turdusmigratoriusmortuus]

[ He 100% is. ]

A creepy message, preferably.

Oh, you mean it's good that there's a lot of blood, he moved and I hit an artery, that was just sloppy on my part.

[deathbeforedecaf]

I wasn't assuming you did! I was just asking. And then I was going to ask if it worked. And then I was going to ask for more pointers. That's all.

[kuraigana]

I do like his hat.

[ohihateyou]

If it happens, it happens. Just don't die holding your breath over it. See my original text for reasons why.

o7

[notawaiter]

[ Whatever concerns Sanji had about his bed are now forgotten because... ]

You ate poison? On purpose???? When was that? Was it today? We need to find you a doctor if that's the case.

Well, it can not fix poison! But it can settle an upset stomach; it will relax your digestive muscles and help with nausea.

[dead_tongue]

flirt.

[aspolyhymnia]

I can meet you right now, send me an address and I'll get a cab.

[vestments]

Yeah.
Sugar.

b;

[assassinsgreed]

want me to get rid of them for you?

then there will be a bunch of funerals

[acaseofyou]

Oh no. What'll I do with my tongue then?

[dead_tongue]

:P

you make *me* look modest.

[revmeup]

Easy peasy
But if you want to get a room instead, what about like an air bnb? Make a whole weekend out of it, have a place all to ourselves.

[electroburst]

what about em? it's not like we're gonna hotbox the whole suite. that idea does kinda kick ass though... wonder if i could secretly block all their vents while they're out and pull it off.

[antiformal]

I didn't, actually. That's why I was surprised~