tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Sakuma Ryuichi | Gravitation

[kumagoro]

1. I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon. It was in the fridge.

2. Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle!

3. Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?

4. (1): I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
(2): Her name is susan

[pursuitofcappiness]

Now that's a good idea, but I'm all out of face paint, so I think I'll just have to borrow Bruce's lab coat.

[dawn_is_breaking]

Hrm nope, all I found in the couch was change and a pen.

How's your back doing by the way? Did the hardwood floor leave any bruises?

kyouko kirigiri | dangan ronpa

[useyournoodle]

1. That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.

2. I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.

3. The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name.

4. Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.

5. You were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"

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[loves_hypoing_jim]

what was and are you alright?

[babsgirl]

Oh, that's a good one. 😂

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[so_no_plan]

Do you think I can pass as Stark?

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[bubblegumheart]

I hope they're okay! And also I'm glad you're not having a worse day!

4

[cohero]

Nothing you wouldn't do.

[riskfalling]

I've been hit in the head a lot. Can I blame it on that?

ieiri shoko | jujutsu kaisen

[desrever]

1. if you're old enough to exorcise something i think you're old enough to drink.
2. i gave them 'your' number. [ shoko that is the consultation for foreign residents number...well please never say she never did anything for you... ]
3. two missed calls and no message? i guess i'm curious.
4. rough night? [ which is to say she Knows it was bc she's the one who healed you when you came back or were brought into the clinic ;x...she's bored if she's honest. but she's also alive. so she asks these bland questions sometimes okay.]
5. — [ orrrrr yknow text her, misfire her. the options above are all with high-school era in mind except 2 which can be either-or, but any of your own texts or misfires can be for either timeline. just lmk what you want! ]

[dead_tongue]

oh yeah definitely go as the nerd version, you'll be like
hot professor.
I have glasses you can borrow.

zelda | breath of the wild

[archaeologics]

1. The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.

2. I'm doing depressed science again...

3. Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis!

4. Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5.

5. He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.

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[duckshaveears]

Yeaaaaaaah uh, I don't recommend trying to observe that. They really don't like it. Usually.

[aspolyhymnia]

I think it would be fair if we used the gift card to buy the other contestants drinks.

Is it the full outfit and all?

Daria Morgendorffer - Daria

[standingonmyneck]

1. Ice cream and pizza are an important aspect of any friendship.

2. My cat fell asleep on me and that's why I'm not leaving my room for the rest of my life.

3. You and I have very different definitions of fun.

4. I can't believe you gave me a high five with your hand covered in blood.

5. No. Just no.

6. Do I have to?

7. Twenty bucks and some arcade tokens and I might help you.

8. Text her!

[reneger]

bold of all of you to assume i've got a personal life

[babsgirl]

We are. But somebody's got to keep Dick Grayson safe.

Scott McCall || Teen Wolf

[amplifieds]

1. What's my most embarrassing moment? One time my mom walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose. We had one of those clear shower doors. It was the worst.
2. Beer acquired. Food is cooking and mom is working an overnight shift.
3. So, I have filthy fantasies involving that tongue now and then. I saw them licking ice cream and knew it would be really great in other places. This makes me a normal male.
4. I'm used to dogs having bad fleas in the clinic, but this one was so bad that I've been scratching for her almost four hours later.
5. What is wrong with this town. There is a woman throwing things in this bar and she almost stabbed herself when she tossed her fork in the air. If I hadn't caught it, she'd be missing an eye.

[kafkaiju]

wait


unless you do it like white with the plus signs from a pregnancy test?

Can this be done? I haven't worn makeup.

[reneger]

you're welcome, babs, for not dying again yet

mayuko shiraki | fruits basket

[daisensei]

1. It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyway...

2. The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.

3. I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.

4. Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch, no problem.

5. Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations. 

[exponentially]

it may be the only thing that actually explains it.
how'd she take it???

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[bubblegumheart]

Hi Dick. It's a good thing you're drunk not.

[riskfalling]

maybe the bet's an over-under on when you'll get one