tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Honenuki Juzo | My Hero Academia | OTA

[mudman]

1. I dunno. I mean, last time I went there I got sexually propositioned by someone claiming to be a Belgian prince.
2. I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water.
3. She said he freaked out when she started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could do that too. I really hope she either stops seeing him or stops telling me about it...
4. Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating.

[orthodoxies]

You want to go break something else?

never apologize! <3

[licensetotrill]

I'm hardly a damsel in need of rescue. ... Right now, anyway.

Which one is the redhead with the foul mouth that puts sailors to shame?

[acaseofyou]

Maybe.

Depends on what he was singing. We talking boy band ballad or, like, sad musical theater lament?

[theflashyfool]

I'm not telling you a bed time story. Ask Shanks for that.

I suppose you can't though, can you?

You can also stop telling me to go to bed. I'm the adult here! And I'm busy.

Bokuto Koutarou | HQ

[freshtips]

1. YEAH YEAH YEAH! COME HERE!!!!

2. I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask

3. I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.

4. I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.

5. Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.

[dead_tongue]

well yes but
I'm still offended.

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[feathersandflames]

You want a knockout red shade. Some men it attracts, others? They can't handle the bold intensity. Meet me at Lacy's department store? They have the lipstick and a restaurant/bar on the top floor that makes the most incredible cocktails. Their butterfly pea flower martini is to die for. But not literally.

[senaka]

Carve it out. Difference.

[licensetotrill]

I'll let you know if I ever find any to write about. Until then we'll have to settle for the ones that make good stories at least.

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[deathbeforedecaf]

Is this you asking to spar? You know I'm a master swordsman, right?

[burnitblack]

who's fault is that?

[guess who still refuses to accept (most) responsibility.]

[ohihateyou]

No, just a little. What, are you worrying about me again?

[dead_tongue]

oh my god you're so mean to me!

well, it's my imagination so I'll do what I want anyway.

4.

[senaka]

First we smuggle the deer.

Then we talk about the deer.

[deathbeforedecaf]

As a fellow bi, I do understand the difference. You just never answered.

[electroburst]

i don't. i'm gonna tell everybody.

[theflashyfool]

Flair is important to have. It doesn't matter what you do.

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[notawaiter]

You should be.

CANS!???? If you were hungry you should have told me; I'd have made you homemade pasta. You know, the kind that is edible.

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[dead_tongue]

you're saying this like you're the superior one in this situation.

[theflashyfool]

Oh, sorry, my mistake.

[orthodoxies]

Expanding my kitchen. I got a better lawyer, though, so it's been a good week.

[orthodoxies]

I met a guy. A legitimately good guy, and he's hot.

[bubblegumheart]

It'll be fun for them. Like a scavenger hunt

I'm sure he's good. :D

If they're anything like this one, you're probably right. But I had fun regardless. And it was a valuable learning experience. Or something.

[bigsmile]

( ooof right in the kokoro. )

hey, i know if shanks was here right now he'd tell the BEST bed time story.

nope you're still cranky. and who's too busy to sleep?