tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[justforthepun]

Don't see why not. It'll get dreadfully dull if it's easy.

I encourage my staff to try overthrowing me. Keeps me on my toes.

denji / chainsaw man

[digestate]

01. "youre a fucking psychopath" at least im on a path lady go sort your life out!
02. obviously yeah i believe in the supernatural. super big natural tits
03. any room can be a bathroom if you hate the dude whose house youre in lol
04. he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
05. im glad meowy cant talk. she sees way too much

[trestle]

I passed out! I didn't realize where I was and now we're moving and I don't know how long we've been on the road!

peppinoscream.mp3

[upsettispaghetti]

WHAT



DO YOU-A REALIZE HOW MUCH MONEY THIS WILL-A COST???????????

good afternoon queen

[gurge]

It's against the dress code. Shouko doesn't have hers colored either.

[ the only problem, apparently. ]

Magnus Bane | Shadowhunters | OTA

[regal_magus]

1. I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.

2. That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner

3. My dear you are a delight, but only when you have had more to drink than this

4. Darling, please tell me you haven't asked him out again. I can't stand it.

[antiformal]

Oh, so you're into that.

[strippedbare]

they either don't do anything freaky at all or they're the worst of us and we'll never know.
and i mean i did get sex in a field of flowers out of him.
and it was HIS idea.
so i'm content with that.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I haven't seen you in your Starfleet uniform either, so it looks like we should do a little show and tell with one another.

And thank you, I like that you enjoy my ass. ;)

[antiformal]

But now I'm awake. Take responsibility.

[doubled_speed]

Wrong, or right?

[twoton_twentyone]

Mothman is like the king of the cryptids, the coolest. No shade there, dude.

Hey, I live here, don't be a dick.

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[gurge]

No. Please don't give them to Satoru either.
This is from your last mission?

[dawn_is_breaking]

I'm sorry, I have no idea what that is. I never got into video games.

Fishing as well as just exploring.

[hairsplit]

I can't control everything...

[ohihateyou]

That can't be true. Hold on, I'm going to find out what the hell was in that bottle.

[burnitblack]

there's a difference between bein into somethin and not carin if it happens.

Dr Calvin Amity / Dr Calamity 👨‍🔬 Supervillain OC

[justforthepun]

1. This is your check-up reminder! Let's see those pearly whites!

2. Hello! I'm going to hold your city hostage on Saturday, see you then!

3. Your special order is nearly complete. I hope you make a real mess with it.

4. I'm getting too old for this...

5. Now THIS is a rampage! Get over here!

6. Did I leave my thermonuclear atmosphere ignitor at your place? Last night was WILD!!!!

7. the wilder the card the better

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[holdshisown]

...What did I do this time?

[gloriousthorn]

My mistake, it sounded like you had been enjoying yourself.

[hairsplit]

I don't think it was weird, but I think I was relatively unconscious for most of it.

[bigsmile]

you really are. what's the story with that?

apology accepted! though you need this bed more than me, it'd be cruel of me to keep it after all of this. ANYWAY i can't sleep on an empty stomach.

Sanji | One Piece Live Action | Netflix

[notawaiter]

1. I'm not sure if you can call it 'a trip with friends' if we are all on the run from the government.
2. You are literally more disappointing than an unsalted pretzel, sweetie.
3. 'Can I add ketchup to this dish?' ...what a bold thing to hear coming from someone within kicking range.
4. Did you just steal a baby deer? Do I want to know where you got it from?
5. [ Or text him ]

[captain_bitterness]

Do I really look like the type to attend weddings?

[twoton_twentyone]

Sure, but your sharing, and I'm so not explaining more than twice if you get confused. Deal?