tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[blastedass]

[ ... ]

Who the fuck is this?

[rollcharisma]

I'll send it now.

[He's been saving, too. Dammit...]

Should be there in a few seconds. I'm sorry again.

Would you like us to come help clean up?

[webbs]

ok ok
true
the condition is me stopping talking

[riskfalling]

Get your own best friend!

[rollcharisma]

JOSEPH! DO NOT SET THOSE OFF! You have to be kidding, right?! Come on!

Hawkeye/Clint Barton | Marvel Avengers Assemble

[wisecracking_shot]

1. There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.

2. To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.

3. Don't just my silly hats. They aren't for me. They're for Lucky

4. It's not that I fell off a building. It's that I fell off the building without a grapple arrow. You signing the cast or not?

[ghostface]

( be nice to him or he'll scream. )

come on, kate. you're too pretty to be this petty.

[standingonmyneck]

It's my career, thank you. Next to hopefully publishing infamous and controversial novels one day.

Thanks for the ego boost, though. That's why I keep you around.

[hackr]

you don't get into kinky stuff like that?? i'm shocked for u

[riskfalling]

Why do you think I carry bags of emergency Skittles?

[exponentially]

odds aren't good, you're pretty much you in every dimension so far, i think?

yeah, i think so. he wasn't really dad any more than ultraman was. [ that's a whole other thing to process, ultraman being killed like that. on one hand.. seeing someone that looked very much like his dad murder jon's abuser had been terrifying, but on the other hand, at least it's some kind of closure.. isn't it? ]
i just wish i could've done more to help, you know?

[gurge]

So it's ONLY the wall-flinging? Without it, you'd have considered the possibility?

[ no. ]

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[justforthepun]

Now now, you lost the bet fair and square! You owe me a guest lecture at the college!

[batinbelfry]

I'll allow it.

1

[holdshisown]

He can certainly try, but I'm not so sure he'll like it when I break his kneecaps for it.

[ghostface]

yes. (:

( please, eddie. he'll win the 25th annual trauma games easy. )

worst thing your daddy ever did. you first. go.

Robin Buckley | Stranger Things | OTA

[work_wife]

1. you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up

2. There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?

3. You got so many numbers at the bar last night that you were just giving the numbers out to other people. Like an exchange.

4. I'm sorry, Steve's not in right now. He's napping under a bag of frozen peas. Leave your message and I'll be sure he gets it.

[not_yet_screaming]

Of course it was Cass. And she's the impossible one of you to get back at fairly.

[reneger]

sharing is caring, big bird

[strippedbare]

i as an individual? absolutely.
i as finn's boyfriend? not... as much as i would like.
he just doesn't have it in him for the most part.

1

[callmeles]

Yes. And only slightly creepy.

1

[notthatstraight]

Magneto got a dui on a horse?
there is just so much wrong with that sentence

[springremedy]

[ Chances are... yes, she is. ]

Is that right?

So I'm supposed to believe that you just casually carry a little flour with you for... let me check my notes here... emergencies?

Billy Hargrove | Stranger Things | OTA

[california_dreaming]

1. Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.

2. I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.

3. Don't worry your pretty face over it. Not in a punchy mood tonight. So just invite me over.

4. I owe you? You think I owe you? Why?

3.

[senaka]

So you won.