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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[ziedrich_bearer]

It's a usual, reasonable one. Your shoulders are better than mine if it comes right down to it.

[deathbeforedecaf]

[ Clint is quite broad, and his shoulders are well defined from all of the archery and sword work. He's still not entirely sure that his are better than Gladio's, but he'll take the compliment. ] Yeah? Well your abs are better than mine.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Core strength is vital to shield work, so it's not that shocking they're awesome. So many crunches.

[deathbeforedecaf]

I'd say Cap is the same but uh... his abs are not natural.

[ Unlike Clint, who has had to work extremely hard for his body. It's all because of hard work and training. ]

Should we keep comparing?

[ziedrich_bearer]

[Gladio works hard for it too. Which means he knows they work hard for this.]

I think it might be fun.

[But his hand is on Clint's abs. Because... well, they're nice.]

Yours are pretty good

[deathbeforedecaf]

[ Clint grins over at him and arches an eyebrow. ] Yeah, they are pretty nice. [ He moves so that he's facing Gladio and settles a hand on his thigh. ]

You've got great legs.

[ziedrich_bearer]

They're pretty necessary to hold the great everything else up.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Yeah, same. Doesn't stop them from being like, all shapely and shit. I like them.

[ziedrich_bearer]

[Gladio laughs as he holds Clint closer.]

I think I could show you how strong they are.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Can you? I think I could go for a little display of strength...

[ He draws his fingers up Gladio's thigh and lifts an eyebrow at him. ]

[ziedrich_bearer]

You'd think that the people you spend time around already would provide all the displays you need. But I've been known to flex on command...

[deathbeforedecaf]

Well that's the problem, right? So much flexing at work, and now I'm addicted to it.

[ He turns to Gladio with a serious face. ] I have a problem, but I don't wanna quit.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Maybe you don't have to quit. Maybe you shouldn't. Maybe you really should just show me what you've got going on while I think about how to show off.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Oh yeah? Do you have the same problem as I do? [ Clint's teasing, obviously, but he's also more than okay with showing off. ]

You want the front or the back first?

[ziedrich_bearer]

Oh, I think I do.

[He smiles and rubs a hand over Clint's thick thighs.]

The front I think.

[deathbeforedecaf]

[ Clint smirks at him and stands up, showing off his front to Gladio. He's not hard or anything, halfway there at best, but he's still got a lot to brag about. ]

So?

[ziedrich_bearer]

[Nothing wrong even if he hadn't had much to brag about. Gladio grins and pulls Clint down into his lap so they can face each other. Unlike Clint, he actually is hard. And, well... he's a very proportional man.]

You're definitely a five star act in my books.

[deathbeforedecaf]

[ Clint goes willingly, straddling Gladio's thighs. He hardens rapidly now that he's here, feeling all those hard muscles against him. He presses his palms against Gladio's chest. ]

Let's not get too ahead of ourselves, we haven't even had the main event, let alone the encore.

[ziedrich_bearer]

I'm a good judge of performances.

[He grins and wraps his hands around Clint's thighs.]

Wrap your arms around my neck. Hold on.

[deathbeforedecaf]

[ Clint wraps his arms around Gladio's shoulders, waiting to see what happens next. ]

I have a whole routine, but it involves arrows and acrobatics.

[ziedrich_bearer]

Acrobatics sounds useful.

[Gladio stands, lifting Clint from Gladio's sitting position with almost no issue at all.]

You should lift a bit. Then you can do this.

[deathbeforedecaf]

What are you trying to say? I lift.

[ He does, but he also puts a lot of emphasis on flexibility. Gladio is massive with his muscles. Clint isn't nearly as big, but he's still very strong. ]

Although I do love a man that can pick me up.

[ziedrich_bearer]

[Flexibility has value, that's not to be denied.]

I can do a lot more than that. But in this moment? This seems like the most important use for all my fitness.

[deathbeforedecaf]

Gotta admit, I'm not too concerned about your fitness right now.

[ Especially since he's naked in Gladio's lap. Honestly, nothing is more important than that is. ]

[ziedrich_bearer]

Really? Not worried about how fit I am and how it means I could fuck you against a wall?