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bakerstreet2023-09-15 12:01 pm
gutties) wrote in bakerstreet2023-09-15 12:01 pm
[ ......well, okay. ]
don't scratch it.
go get it checked out by a physician.
stop being so fragile for a jutjusu sorcerer.
don't scratch it.
go get it checked out by a physician.
stop being so fragile for a jutjusu sorcerer.
( supposed to be and yet. )
just saying the ideal doesn't always happen, katie kate.
and given our lifestyles that's probably not as bad an idea as it sounds.
just saying the ideal doesn't always happen, katie kate.
and given our lifestyles that's probably not as bad an idea as it sounds.
WHAT?! FUCK NO!! You get your brain smashed or something?!
Edited 2023-09-15 17:50 (UTC)
If it was truly that bad then, of course, you have my condolences. Did you keep the crystal as recompense? It sounds more than earned.
1) About a dozen, thankfully someone caught them before they could get hurt.
2) Their coffee spilled all over the papers, for whatever difference that makes. I'm not sure if that's a plus or a minus for the laughing.
2) Their coffee spilled all over the papers, for whatever difference that makes. I'm not sure if that's a plus or a minus for the laughing.
Hey that's what I thought when I was your age, young lady. Turns out I'm a god damn cockroach so I might as well pretend to take care of myself.
1. What do you mean five finger fillet isn't a drinking game.
2. Stop moving the gun under my mattress. I know it's you.
3. I was cleared for service, but they won't let me have my motorcycle back.
DEAD BY DAYLIGHT FLAVORED.
4. She was petting it like a cat. I expected her to come back without an arm.
5. Be straight with me. Are you trying to get found that quickly? Nobody can be this bad on accident.
... or text him!
2. Stop moving the gun under my mattress. I know it's you.
3. I was cleared for service, but they won't let me have my motorcycle back.
DEAD BY DAYLIGHT FLAVORED.
4. She was petting it like a cat. I expected her to come back without an arm.
5. Be straight with me. Are you trying to get found that quickly? Nobody can be this bad on accident.
... or text him!
That would be mean-spirited. None of us have personal lives, so you could just as easily turn the tables.
Hey, you asked who got me arrested this time, and I told you. And as much as he can't see it, he still somehow knows things.
Which arrest are you talking about?
Which arrest are you talking about?
I'd hate to see what you were like before the hat then, dumbass.
I'm only staying there for a couple of days. You won't find anything useful.
[Just in case he's going to snoop!]
I'm only staying there for a couple of days. You won't find anything useful.
[Just in case he's going to snoop!]
I don't know wether I should be flattered or worried by that statement.
...Sorry for the mess, by the way.
...Sorry for the mess, by the way.
Edited 2023-09-15 17:49 (UTC)
Are you?
[ Maybe it's not for the bet? Maybe he's just curious. ]
[ Maybe it's not for the bet? Maybe he's just curious. ]
1. Are you alive?
2. Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
3. My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
4. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
2. Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
3. My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
4. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
1. I havenβt seen you in so long and we have like 16 hours, all I want is some cuddles, wine, and a nap on your thighs.
2. If itβs the same to you, I would like for us to forget that I sent a whole box of love letters to you by accident.
3. You were drunk when you came up to me, tried to kiss me, missed, and ended up giving me a hickey instead.
4. No, I will not be your sugar baby.
5. You seem to think that sending me 20 essay-length texts detailing how much you love my body was a good idea.
6. text him? Misfires/crosscanon welcome
Well, that was the plan if the paper hit the mark. I think I can let it pass, this time.
That's all right, Todoroki! You don't have to apologize! I didn't mind at all!!
WELL
ONE OF YOUSE GREW-A REALLY FREAKIN TALL
AND IT WRECKED MY-A ROOF. AND THEN THE SAME BAMBINO STOMPED ON ALL MY INGREDIENTS
ONE OF YOUSE GREW-A REALLY FREAKIN TALL
AND IT WRECKED MY-A ROOF. AND THEN THE SAME BAMBINO STOMPED ON ALL MY INGREDIENTS
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