tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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Flattery gets him everywhere and he wasn't even aiming for a trip

[salutosinedelectat]

Just sharing my opinion, my dear.

Now, what's got you so enraged?

[legsbenedict]

I pray your devious attention is never turned towards me!

But yes please, this is going to be great for us both.

[cellophanehero]

I'll get some new lube and we'll go slow
Don't worry Katsuki, I'll make sure you like it

[legsbenedict]

How charming.

[batsymbol]

As long as someone gets him.

( he doesn't really care who at this point. )

[ohihateyou]

I only need one shot!

[trestle]

Ha! I like you for asking that.

I've been around a long time. You learn things.

[faerl]

well i suppose i can’t deny that i might have my eye on somebody, but i’m not at all sure whether said somebody is at all interested in me. it gets complicated so quickly, doesn’t it? it would be no good to spook him and scare him away.

still. i’ll take your compliments and your offer - as it stands i see no reason why we can’t enjoy one another’s company

[blastedass]

And a nap after cause you'd be all tired out.

[ohihateyou]

Maybe they wouldn't be assholes about it if you kept your hands off your dick. Your libido can't be that out of control, can it?

[ohihateyou]

You know that's not true.

c

[seaurchin]

Do you enjoy torturing yourself for no reason, Fair-san?

[blastedass]

I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING LIBIDO PROBLEM!!

[babysitters]

What, that was its name?

I thought it was a serious star. Or... you were serious ABOUT stars.

[blastedass]

Guess we'll have to find out.

[uncrownedawn]

[ Well… You know, okay, fair. ]

And she needs your help only right now? Or will this be an ongoing arrangement?

[blastedass]

[He is already regretting this. How the fuck did he agree in the first place?!]

You haven't done this before, have you...

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Well, true.

But no causing trouble because these are delightful, surprise or not!

i love it and her

[mindreader]

There's a fun way to look dead?

[mindreader]

Try going for a swim?

[mindreader]

I guess points for the direct approach?

[breakclause]

Mercymorn. Darling. Sister-in-arms. Comrade. This is why no one likes you.

But I take your point RE: A’s vocabulary. Let me try to be more precise:

Please do not *unironically* *found* a cult.

PS. Nigella says Cristabel stole all her pachouli, which is just rude.

d.

[infinitease]

So many questions but let's start with why?
What if it's a trap??

[democratically]

And miss all the important information? Stars forbid.

[shrikesback]

Anything I can do to help lower the stress?