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[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[dawn_is_breaking]

Well you could so long as you're careful.

[kindofamazing]

See, now you just sound like you want me to swing by otherwise I'd be wasting your time.

[domitrix]

You poor thing.

( maybe he's the one that needs a walk, not mimi. hmm. )

If it's trouble you wanted, you should have just said so. Maybe I'll visit work next time.

( that'll go well. )

[capillatus]

Of course. It's easy for you. But I appreciate it. No, it was nothing like that.

I simply mistook him for someone else.

[zlodey]

Where do you sleep, then?

( does he even want to know... )

[senaka]

The ocean's a graveyard of invincible men.

[rehandle]

Maybe, actually. I do imagine I'd enjoy introducing you to the consequences of your actions

[seaurchin]

I know how to cook.

I taught myself. [ from reading books .... because papa didn't teach him!!! ]

no pressure then

[batsymbol]

Because maybe he'll listen to you.

[kindofamazing]

Has anyone ever told you that you've got a weird teacher thing going on? Like not always, but definitely right now. Very "I'll see you in detention" vibes and I'm not sure that's what either of us want.

[batsymbol]

( from behind the menu he watches dick every now and then, but. he's not at all concerned. he knows he knows where things are — knows the manor like the back of his hand. when it comes to dick knowing his way around, that's not where he might feel concern. for how all of this could go, well. that's to be determined. )

Not sure what I'm in the mood for.

( since he can't rely on himself to cook anything edible. )

Suggestions?

[senaka]

You're jealous she didn't make you any.

[faerl]

first of all, i’m very proud of you for managing to stick to my soup metaphor. i understand it must have been terribly painful for you

and secondly

i’ve sampled a fair amount of soup in my time, you know. some of it lovely, some not so lovely, but none of it ever left me feeling truly full

then along came you, and all of a sudden i feel like i’m positively overflowing. i would hold your hand if that’s all you wanted, you know - just as i’d bathe in the blood of your enemies if it would help you to feel a little safer at night. you fill me up, you silly, wonderful man

and now no other soup will do

[hortusanguis]

Oh.

Well. That does sound alright.

[ Silly angel, he was just poking fun.]

[sparklings]

Let's play a game to find out!!!!!!!!!!

[rehandle]

Do you know how you could guarantee experiencing less of that?

[exterminatory]

I don't know if I can maintain association with someone who's no good at duckling
Like what possible tongue talents you could have to make up for a lack of duckling
I can't even ducking say

[heavenlypecs]

Don't get snappy, you miserable little twig.

You want me to come home?

[kindofamazing]

Oh, give me a minute, I know this one. Gosh darn, it's right on the tip of my tongue and everything...

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Only 'alright'?

[He may have been hoping for magical...]

[notawaiter]

Oh. Well, that's healthy. Good for you.

And yet here you are still. Resilience counts for something.

People are happy when they eat. My...mom was happy when I did it for her. So I learned how to cook properly, and it turned out that I was damn good at it. I don't think there was ever a time when I didn't want to be a cook. I might as well keep improving and make others happy with my food.

And if you are going to call me sappy, save it. I've heard it all before.

[zauberdecke]

It is true that most people generally think that if you float, you have no need for shoes. But because of my command of gravity, it is much more pleasant to walk in heels when I do come earthbound.

[blackhourglass]

A white marble with gold flecks.

[captain_bitterness]

I'm also a horrible, terrible person so....
And I certainly won't ever argue with you hanging out with me more, although this was hardly an adventure and more of an amusing argument at the bar.

[zlodey]

Why not?
What's the game?