tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[shrikesback]

I still just know this is gonna make getting people to respect me harder as I get older.

[bubblegumheart]

A survivor and a tequila fan. Sounds like a catch to me.

[mihawk]

I've no interest in piracy.

[elfenritter]

Careful, now, or I might think you're accusing me of having impossible standards!

[ Which, let's be real, they do have rather discerning tastes when it concerns romantic partners. Unless they happen to sport tentacles, apparently. ]

...All right, fine. You've made your point. But he's on thin fucking ice, understand?

[cohero]

Are you saayigng thaatt youwont flirt with e cauz im drnk.

[cohero]

Yuuup. lucky girllllls.

[theotherobin]

nah, fuck that. you're so smart you'll wipe the floor with em no matter what

[faerl]

but where’s the mystery in that? the intrigue? the opportunity for sexy soup-based puns?

much more fun than “i’d like to grip your thighs and suck your cock” - how boring

[bubblegumheart]

Nothing that I'm not chalking up to being stressed.

[Fellas, is it normal to see spiders and broken clocks around where they shouldn't be?]

[disarming_prince]

And you are as well?

I really can.

[donzoko]

for real...

maybe we could say a few words for him too. my shift's up in a couple hours so

i'll try and think of something by the time i get back

[acaseofyou]

Yeah, not surprising that if she's willing to stockpile grenades for something she's not gonna be timid about what they're for when she lobs them around. Just let me know if there's anything I gotta do to make sure they don't get lobbed at me, okay?

[waitress]

You're supposed to be a hell of a lot sturdier than me, last I checked.

[bubblegumheart]

That's obviously not all you are, but I was trying to make you smile.

[coldsong]

But then I might start thinking you want a hate fuck. We can't go on like that, surely.

[enough_of_a_bastard]

Yes.

[It's very new, yes! And he's very anxious about it, even more so now that he'll have this wily old snake snooping into it.]

[zlodey]

That's it! Stooo ~ ooop!
You're banned from coming into my room now.
I'll go to yours, how about it?

[her_own_rules]

Or that I'm going to tease you in the morning, that you're in a bar, undoubtedly surrounded by any number of possible marks, and you're whining that I'm still working.

[cryptsleeper]

Fair. Although I'll also admit I don't think I've ever seen a vampire go out with a dignified death either.

[rebuilder]

Well, I responsibly used the force to take it down [ and nearly dropped it on his face in the process -- ] from there.

On a scale from one to on dish duty for the rest of eternity, how mad do you think Greez will be about this not so tiny hole in the ceiling?

[waitress]

Not keeping track so much as I can't help but notice a theme.

[loves_hypoing_jim]

I suppose I should first ask if I can use your kitchen to make you bbq later in the week

[hortusanguis]

Right. So. What is it?

[ Asked shamelessly. ]

[cohero]

Mean. Its just tequ.ila. good. Lemee lickk salt off u

[sixfeetofdirt]

Oleander

darling

I'm the one who doesn't remember what they look like. If you think that anyone you'd present with the opportunity would be bored with the idea of you sucking their cock, I beseech you, choose better partners.