tfln

[gutties]

That's not really a thing that happens, is it?

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[amightywind]

[And within five minutes...]

I'M OUT OF THE ZOO!

THANK YOU FOR HELPING ME FOCUS, YOU'RE A GOOD FRIEND!!

[kindofamazing]

Does what they say about honesty apply to those us in masks though?

[cryptoherpetology]

It would've been a shame to not have to use it, given the process to make it. [ He's actually not sure if he's being sarcastic or not. ]

You might have some muscle spasms and dry skin around the bite wound for a few days.

He's back with his parents now, and they appreciate that you didn't drop him when he bit you, even if he's still not your biggest fan.

[cryptoherpetology]

She usually makes her reasons pretty known at any given time, but like a lot of things about her, they're pretty subject to change.

[aspolyhymnia]

I know many poets if you ever decide to get that idea off the ground. And only some of the poems are about me.

[vestigial]

[ Why did he even ask. Help. ]

about what

[kalashnikov]

wait, you're right.

i'd show up to finish you off.

[vestments]

Why wouldn't it?

[kalashnikov]

oh, so it was that kind of night. for fun or commiseration?

[asnice]

I like toasters and baths but I'm not putting them together! BOTH SUCK! CRUMPETS AND SHOWERS ALL THE WAY!

[snipers]

You're right, I should.

[ wait that sounds kinda mean, UHHHH-- ]

But I gotta admit, there's something fun about watching people fall all over themselves when they see the CEO of the Kirijo Group show up.

[kindofamazing]

I mean, okay, point. But arguably there's something probably philosophical about hiding the truth behind the mask.

Besides all the practical safety stuff.

Look I'm just a sensitive soul at heart.

[dead_tongue]

awwwww. you're sweet.

in the interest of amusing you, I'm going to go along with this. but I'm not playing straight, partly because I don't know how to.

[unclesam]

aw buck, I didn't know you liked me like that.

[ sam wilson, poking the proverbial bear? never ]

[burnitblack]

twice. ya have a brain. use it.

[vestments]

I've had a similar conversation with my therapist.

She was a lot more blunt about it.

[catlady]

Tell me, Edward, do you have a death wish?

[rollcharisma]

What do you mean he found them?

Just lying around?

[kindofamazing]

I'm going to regret this but... What did she say?

[monstrocities]

I should be there within the hour.

[rustyhonesty]

I guess? I didn't ask. He just assured it's fine.


...


Now when I say it like that, I should be concerned, shouldn't I.

[dawn_is_breaking]

I'm good with any type of meat so I leave it up to your expertise, as for sides, maybe three?

[dawn_is_breaking]

I eagerly await your arrival then.

[vestments]

( please excuse him while he takes 10 hours to reply.

(and decides if he even wants to reply at all.) )

Denial.

( ............not quite. )

[helpdesk_hero]

Of course you did. That just sounds unsurprising in every day